{"id":18372,"date":"2019-09-11T10:10:12","date_gmt":"2019-09-11T07:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18372"},"modified":"2019-09-11T19:23:20","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T16:23:20","slug":"cand-o-sa-fim-batrani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cand-o-sa-fim-batrani\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fim b\u0103tr\u00e2ni"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Bunico, tu cum l-ai cunoscut pe bunicul?<\/p>\n

B\u0103tr\u00e2na m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie vis\u0103toare p\u0103rul m\u0103t\u0103sos al copilului.<\/p>\n

-Era \u00eenainte s\u0103-mi fac al patrulea tatuaj, \u0103sta cu craniu \u0219i aripi. Eram metalist\u0103 \u0219i voiam s\u0103 intru gratis la petreceri, de aceea \u00eemi luasem job la garderob\u0103 la Hardcore Pub. Se pl\u0103tea \u00een nasturi…<\/p>\n

-Adic\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103deau nasturi colora\u021bi la salariu?<\/p>\n

-Nu, puiule. Adic\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103deau un c\u0103cat. \u00cehhhm, \u0103sta e limbaj pe care s\u0103 nu-l folose\u0219ti tu. \u00ce\u021bi d\u0103deau o nimica toat\u0103. \u0218i\u00a0 ca s\u0103 fac mai mul\u021bi bani, vindeam boabe \u00een bud\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Boabe?<\/p>\n

-\u00cehhhm… Un fel de pastile ciudate pentru oameni pro\u0219ti. Nu va fi cazul t\u0103u. \u0218i \u00een seara aia era razie de gabori.<\/p>\n

-Gabori?<\/p>\n

-\u00cehhhm… Ni\u0219te neni ur\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i r\u0103i care n-au avut aptitudini s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be ceva util \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Iar eu eram la bud\u0103 \u0219i mai aveam o geant\u0103 de marf\u0103. C\u00e2teva sute bune de lei. Ce faci?<\/p>\n

-Aaaa, gaborii \u0103\u0219tia ur\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i r\u0103i voiau boabele tale?<\/p>\n

-Ceva de genul.<\/p>\n

-Aahhhaaa, deci erau \u0219i pro\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

-Aaaa, corect. E\u0219ti un copil smart, \u0219tii asta?<\/p>\n

-\u0218i de ce nu le d\u0103deai?<\/p>\n

-C\u0103 nu m-ar fi pl\u0103tit \u0219i m-ar fi b\u0103gat la p\u00e2rnaie.<\/p>\n

-Ce-i aia p\u00e2rnaie?<\/p>\n

-Un loc \u00eentunecos \u00een care nu vrei s\u0103 fii. \u0218i cum trop\u0103iam eu disperat\u0103 prin bud\u0103, am v\u0103zut gemule\u021bul a\u0219ezat \u00een partea de sus, d\u00e2nd \u00een strad\u0103. Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 urc pe calorifer, dar era un pic prea jos pentru mine. \u0218i atunci a ap\u0103rut rockera\u0219ul \u0103sta sub\u021birel cu p\u0103rul v\u00e2lvoi ro\u0219u – mov – albastru \u0219i tricou cu Rotting Christ \u0219i s-a prins de situa\u021bie. A s\u0103rit \u0219i el pe calorifer, m-a ridicat de talie \u00een sus \u0219i m-a scos pe fereastr\u0103, iar dup\u0103 aia a s\u0103rit \u0219i el. S\u0103rea bine, era \u0219i el pe ceva vesel.<\/p>\n

-E bine s\u0103 fii vesel \u00een via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Da, pui\u0219or, e bine. \u0218i am alergat noi a\u0219a, prin noapte \u0219i ploaie, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am ajuns \u00eentr-o alee \u00eentunecat\u0103. Acolo am aprins un cui, s\u0103 ne lini\u0219tim dup\u0103 sperietur\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Cuiele ard, bunico?<\/p>\n

-Pfff… Alea erau speciale, ardeau.<\/p>\n

-Ahhaaa. \u0218i…<\/p>\n

-\u0218i deodat\u0103, rockera\u0219ul s-a f\u0103cut verde la fa\u021b\u0103, s-a aplecat \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 vomite cu jet, ceva galben \u0219i v\u00e2scos. L-am \u021binut de p\u0103rul lui mov, albastru \u0219i ro\u0219u, apoi l-am \u0219ters cu batiste de h\u00e2rtie parfumat\u0103 cu ment\u0103. \u0218i atunci am \u0219tiut c\u0103 e iubire adev\u0103rat\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Aaah. Bunico. Ce \u00eemi plac pove\u0219tile voastre b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

-Eeeh, era frumos \u00een tinere\u021be.<\/p>\n

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