Facebook are o meteahn\u0103 extrem de enervant\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu \u00eei place cum \u00eei r\u0103spunzi Gigelului obraznic 15, \u00ee\u0163i arde un ban peste bot. Pentru oameni care \u015fi-au f\u0103cut cont alalt\u0103ieri: nu te mai las\u0103 s\u0103 postezi, s\u0103 trimi\u0163i mesaje private, s\u0103 reac\u0163ionezi, s\u0103 faci stories.<\/p>\n
\u00cent\u00e2i o zi, apoi o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, apoi 30 de zile.<\/p>\n
Desigur, \u00een cazul meu e vorba de c\u00e2te 30 de zile.<\/p>\n
Cinci luni, numai anul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n
Eu tot ce fac pe Facebook e legat de blogging sau alte proiecte \u00een care sunt implicat\u0103. De aceea, c\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 ultima mea postare e datat\u0103 1 septembrie, \u015fi \u00een tot acest timp pagina produce texte pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103, nu cere un exerci\u0163iu prea intens de inteligen\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 te prinzi c\u0103 NU POT posta.<\/p>\n
C\u0103 dac\u0103 puteam, ar fi fost idio\u0163esc din partea mea s\u0103 n-o fac, c\u00e2nd reach-ul unui text pe cont privat e cvadruplu fa\u0163\u0103 de page.<\/p>\n
Mbun.<\/p>\n
Dar hai s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 nu te duce mintea s\u0103 aduni unu \u015fi cu unu, s\u0103-\u0163i dea doi. Nu te prinzi c\u0103 am ban.<\/p>\n
M\u0103car uit\u0103-te \u00een plua lui Hector pe pagina mea, unde zic din patru \u00een patru comentarii: AM BAN PE CONT PRIVAT. NU POT POSTA LA MINE. AM ZUCC. M-A RAPORTAT AUTOBAZA 2.0 \u015eI AM LUAT BAN.<\/p>\n
Numai un desen de copii care s\u0103 ilustreze asta nu am f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n
\u015ei exact atunci, \u00een zilele de ban, se g\u0103se\u015fte o droaie de lume s\u0103 m\u0103 pis\u0103logeasc\u0103 \u00een mesaje private sub care \u00eemi apare doar o linie albastr\u0103 \u015fi You cannot reply to this conversation.<\/p>\n
\u015ei nu m\u0103 refer la cf frumoas-o, te g\u0103sesc interesant\u0103 \u015fi a\u015f vrea s\u0103 ne \u00e2nt\u00e2lnim \u015fi alte frecangeli l\u0103b\u0103roase de genul. La alea nu r\u0103spund c\u0103 nu pentru asta sunt pe Facebook \u015fi nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in sentimentele erotice sau platonice ale absolut nim\u0103nui.<\/p>\n
Daaar.<\/p>\n
\u00cencep s\u0103 \u00eemi scrie prieteni personali care \u015eTIU de toate istoriile mele cu banurile pe Facebook.<\/p>\n
“Vai, Lorena, m\u0103 \u00eengrijorezi, e\u015fti bine??”<\/p>\n
P\u0103i, poate te \u00eengrijorez at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eemi nimere\u015fti \u00een plm WhatsAppul.<\/p>\n
\u00cencep s\u0103 \u00eemi scrie donatori.<\/p>\n
“Salut, Lorena, voiam doar s\u0103 \u015ftiu dac\u0103 ai primit dona\u0163ia, a\u015ftept r\u0103spuns pwp.”<\/p>\n
Deci stai. Tu mai \u015fi renun\u0163i la o parte din banii t\u0103i de caramele pentru acest blog, ceea ce presupune c\u0103-l parcurgi. \u015ei ai parcurs luna asta 15 texte. Toate 15 punctau \u00eentr-un col\u0163 sau altul c\u0103 am ban. \u015ei totu\u015fi, a\u015ftep\u0163i r\u0103spuns acolo unde nu am cum s\u0103 \u0163i-l dau?<\/p>\n
*fo\u015fnet de p\u0103r smuls din cap.*<\/p>\n
\u00cencep s\u0103 \u00eemi scrie clien\u0163i.<\/p>\n
“Bun\u0103, Lore, avem \u015fi noi nevoie de o campanie etc. etc. etc. etc.”<\/p>\n
Vrei o campanie la mine pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 placi \u015fi m\u0103 cite\u015fti. Dar \u00eenc\u0103 nu te-ai prins, \u00een dou\u0103 f***king s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, c\u0103 am ban pe contul personal \u015fi nu am cum s\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103spund pe acolo?<\/p>\n
Nu vreau s\u0103 fiu nepoliticoas\u0103 sau nerecunosc\u0103toare, dar e extrem, extrem, extrem de iritant.<\/p>\n
Aici, a\u015f porni un rant lung, care s\u0103 \u00eenglobeze \u015fi frustr\u0103rile mele de om raportat pentru harassment de exact oamenii care \u00eel h\u0103r\u0163uiau, dar rantul \u0103la l-am avut deja.<\/p>\n
O scurtez. P\u00e2n\u0103 pe 1 octombrie, rog toate formele de po\u015ft\u0103 pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Mai pu\u0163in efuziunile erotico – sentimentale, pe alea le \u0163ine\u0163i pentru voi \u015fi considera\u0163i c\u0103 v-am r\u0103spuns deja c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Mul\u0163umesc din inim\u0103 pentru \u00een\u0163elegere.<\/p>\n
Lorena.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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