{"id":18401,"date":"2019-09-16T10:04:51","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T07:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18401"},"modified":"2019-09-16T10:06:51","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T07:06:51","slug":"posta-redactiei-mail-order-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-mail-order-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: mail order boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hey,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>De un an mi-o ard pe Discord cu un tip cu 12 ani mai t\u00e2n\u0103r dec\u00e2t mine (eu am 32), DA, ai citit bine, 12 ani! Problema e c\u0103 nu e doar Discord \u0219i joac\u0103, ci a devenit serios. Vorbim mai toat\u0103 ziua \u0219i noaptea dormim \u00een call, cu c\u0103\u0219tile \u00een urechi \u0219i multe altele (nu zic, c\u0103 mi-e ru\u0219ine).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hmm&#8230; acum, el av\u00e2nd doar 20 de ani, vrea s\u0103 dea la ceva facultate \u0219i s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia pentru asta. Oricum, ar trebui s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o scuz\u0103 ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 dispar\u0103 de acas\u0103 (av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 depinde de ai lui). El vrea s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 eu mi-a\u0219 permite s\u0103-l aduc aici (nu e din UE, e dintr-o \u021bar\u0103 \u00een care are nevoie s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 viz\u0103, iar pentru viza pe trei luni, eu trebuie s\u0103 demonstrez c\u0103 am 3000 de EUR \u00een cont, ca s\u0103-l primeasc\u0103 ace\u0219ti netrebnici de europeni), l-a\u0219 aduce. dar eu, desigur, nu am 3000 EUR \u00een cont.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cemi place foarte mult de el, e tare dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219, atent, are sim\u021bul umorului, avem acela\u0219i mod de g\u00e2ndire \u0219i rar ne contrazicem. Este \u0219i destul de inteligent \u0219i ambi\u021bios.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cen rest, meh&#8230; Nu prea se leag\u0103 nimic, \u0219i nu c\u0103 nu-mi doresc. Vorbesc cu oameni, cunosc oameni, dar cei care m\u0103 plac sunt na\u0219pa, iar cei pe care-i plac nu m\u0103 vor pl\u0103cea \u00een veci. Cu pu\u0219tiul \u0103sta simt c\u0103 pot avea un echilibru \u0219i lini\u0219te, \u0219i \u00eel \u0219i plac fizic.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lorena, tu, oracol \u0219i mam\u0103 a multor fiin\u021be r\u0103nite, te rog, spune-mi cum se va termina treaba asta.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mul\u021bumesc! Te pup,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>X.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>Habar n-am cum se va termina, pentru c\u0103 nu sunt ghicitoare \u00een bobi sau \u00een za\u021b, doar p\u0103rerist\u0103 pe probleme emo\u021bionale.<\/p>\n<p>Legat de armonia perfect\u0103 dintre voi pe net, \u021bin s\u0103 punctez c\u0103 multe iubiri fabuloase online nu se transpun la fel de fabulos \u0219i \u00een realitate. Ar trebui s\u0103 existe un mod de a petrece timp fizic cu tipul \u0103sta, \u00eenainte s\u0103 te \u00eenhami la genul acesta de commitment.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 realizezi c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eel aduci aici \u0219i \u00eencepe o facultate, nu merge s\u0103 bagi ghosting dac\u0103 ajungi dup\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni la concluzia c\u0103 nici nu \u00ee\u021bi place \u00een realitate at\u00e2t de mult, \u0219i c\u0103 pozele aveau c\u00e2te patru filtre fiecare. E un angajament pe cel pu\u021bin jum\u0103tate de an, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd face rost de un loc de munc\u0103, o chirie \u0219i un cerc de prieteni.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, dac\u0103 el e din ceva \u021bar\u0103 bananier\u0103 \u0219i cocotier\u0103, are tot interesul s\u0103 joace rolul iubi\u021belului perfect, p\u00e2n\u0103 se vede \u00een UE. E the least he can do. Eu, de exemplu, am primit la un moment dat o ofert\u0103 de 5.000 de euro s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103rit cu un sirian care \u00ee\u0219i dorea s\u0103 fac\u0103 rost de cet\u0103\u021benie UE \u00een calitate de so\u021b al meu. Evident c\u0103 am respins-o, c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengrozea g\u00e2ndul mut\u0103rii \u00een aceea\u0219i cas\u0103 cu un tip care nu m\u0103 atr\u0103gea nici c\u00e2t negru sub unghie, dar ideea e c\u0103 mult\u0103 lume e dispus\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru a veni aici, ceea ce mi se pare ridicol, dar m\u0103 rog&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Acum, c\u0103 am avertizat asupra unor riscuri, hai s\u0103 vedem \u0219i partea pozitiv\u0103: un b\u0103iat at\u00e2t de t\u00e2n\u0103r \u00eenc\u0103 nu a obosit \u0219i nu s-a sictirit de femei, drept care, are mai mult\u0103 tandre\u021be \u0219i pasiune autentic\u0103 de oferit. Sexual, e \u00een form\u0103 de top, \u0219i dac\u0103 \u00eel ghidezi pu\u021bin, vei face cu el cel mai bun sex din via\u021ba ta. Iar infuzia de bun\u0103 dispozi\u021bie, puritate \u0219i energie pozitiv\u0103 specific\u0103 v\u00e2rstei te va revigora \u0219i pe tine.<\/p>\n<p>Presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 m-a\u0219 freca virtual de cineva un an \u00eentreg, cum faci tu cu \u0103sta, eu mi-a\u0219 \u00eencerca norocul. M-a\u0219 \u00eemprumuta de la cunoscu\u021bi de 3.000 de euro, strict s\u0103-i \u021bin \u00een banc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 le demonstrez existen\u021ba, apoi i-a\u0219 returna. Via\u021ba e scurt\u0103, de ce s\u0103 nu faci o mic\u0103 nebunie?<\/p>\n<p>Asta a\u0219 face eu. Tu f\u0103 ce crezi tu c\u0103 \u021bi se potrive\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 munceasc\u0103, c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti miliardar\u0103, \u0219i c\u0103 via\u021ba \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 nou\u0103 nu e simpl\u0103, cred c\u0103 ar merita o \u00eencercare. Chiar dac\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd el va avea 30 de ani, tu vei avea 42 \u0219i probabil c\u0103 nu ve\u021bi dori niciunul s\u0103 continua\u021bi, m\u0103car ai avut o perioad\u0103 de iubire fresh \u0219i sex fabulos, de care s\u0103-\u021bi aminte\u0219ti cu pl\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18404,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/mireasa-e1568617600419.jpg?fit=395%2C308&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18401"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18405,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18401\/revisions\/18405"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}