{"id":18407,"date":"2019-09-17T10:26:47","date_gmt":"2019-09-17T07:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18407"},"modified":"2019-09-17T10:26:47","modified_gmt":"2019-09-17T07:26:47","slug":"sfaturi-de-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sfaturi-de-viata\/","title":{"rendered":"Sfaturi de via\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Metrou. Un tip de vreo 30 de ani \u00eenso\u021be\u0219te un copila\u0219 adorabil, buclat, cu obr\u0103jori roz, ca un \u00eengera\u0219 dintr-un tablou religios. Ambii poart\u0103 \u0219epci identice, de unde deducem c\u0103 sunt rude apropiate sau prieteni de familie, \u00een orice caz, o leg\u0103tur\u0103 solid\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i copila\u0219ul \u00eei d\u0103 lec\u021bioare de trai bun tipului.<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219: Tu c\u00e2nd te \u00eensori?<\/p>\n

Tip: Nu m\u0103 \u00eensor.<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219 (nemul\u021bumit): Dar de ce nu te \u00eensori?<\/p>\n

Tip (d\u0103 din umeri): Nu… nu am timp.<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219: Dar nu trebuie mult timp. Vii de la munc\u0103, te \u00eensori, m\u0103n\u00e2nci \u0219i te culci.<\/p>\n

Tip: Dar cu cine?<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219 (pe un ton didactic de profesor sever): Trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti o prieten\u0103. \u0218i te \u00eensori cu ea.<\/p>\n

Tip: Dar nu sunt prietenos.<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219: Te \u00eenv\u0103\u021b eu.<\/p>\n

Tip: Da, dar nu m\u0103 plac fetele, c\u0103 sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i ur\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219ul cade pe g\u00e2nduri. Dificil\u0103 problem\u0103. Brusc, i se reveleaz\u0103 solu\u021bia \u0219i se uit\u0103 la interlocutor cu o figur\u0103 de \u00een\u021belept din antichitate.<\/p>\n

Copila\u0219: P\u0103i, iei \u0219i tu pe una b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ur\u00e2t\u0103 ca tine.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

***
\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Metrou. Un tip de vreo 30 de ani \u00eenso\u021be\u0219te un copila\u0219 adorabil, buclat, cu obr\u0103jori roz, ca un \u00eengera\u0219 dintr-un tablou religios. Ambii poart\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/mentor-2062999_640-e1568701103622.png?fit=640%2C393&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18407"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18410,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18407\/revisions\/18410"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}