{"id":18430,"date":"2019-09-22T10:28:35","date_gmt":"2019-09-22T07:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18430"},"modified":"2019-09-22T10:28:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-22T07:28:35","slug":"un-te-duci-tu-calciule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-te-duci-tu-calciule\/","title":{"rendered":"Un&#8217; te duci tu, calciule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Balad\u0103 nepopular\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un&#8217; te duci tu calciule?<\/p>\n<p>Fix pe pul\u0103, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Dar de ce, m\u0103i calciule?<\/p>\n<p>Doar de-al dracu, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Cin&#8217; te ia, m\u0103i calciule?<\/p>\n<p>Toat\u0103 lumea, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Cin&#8217; te \u0163ine, calciule?<\/p>\n<p>Iaca nimeni, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Dar de ce, m\u0103i calciule?<\/p>\n<p>Doar de-al dracu&#8217;, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Dar beau lapte, calciule.<\/p>\n<p>Mi se rupe, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei br\u00e2nzeturi, calciule.<\/p>\n<p>Tot degeaba, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei migdale, calciule.<\/p>\n<p>Tot degeaba, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>De ce nu stai, calciule?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 e\u015fti varz\u0103, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i ascultat, \u00een prim\u0103 audi\u0163ie, Balada lipsei de calciu. Acest mineral minunat \u015fi mereu eluziv \u00een organismul nostru, ca fata morgana.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Balad\u0103 nepopular\u0103\u00a0 &nbsp; Un&#8217; te duci tu calciule? Fix pe pul\u0103, domnule. * Dar de ce, m\u0103i calciule? Doar de-al dracu, domnule. * Cin&#8217;&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/lapte.jpg?fit=630%2C354&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18430"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18433,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18430\/revisions\/18433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}