Sunt un tip de 25 de ani \u0219i te citesc de c\u00e2nd eram \u00een a\u00a0 zecea. Nu citesc bloguri \u00een general, dar tu ai ceva diferit \u0219i asta \u00eemi place. E\u0219ti feminist\u0103, dar ceri lucruri normale. Mie mi-ai r\u0103spuns ok la comentarii, dar eu nu caut s\u0103 te jignesc cu nimic.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Problema mea cu ce scrii tu e c\u0103 mereu ar\u0103\u021bi nemul\u021bumire fa\u021b\u0103 de mesajele private \u0219i aten\u021bia sexy de la b\u0103rba\u021bi. Dar tot tu poveste\u0219ti \u00een alte texte c\u00e2te \u00ee\u021bi faci la p\u0103r, am citit \u0219i cum \u021bi-ai pus botox, \u0219i sfaturi despre haine \u0219i machiaj.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n De ce vre\u021bi voi s\u0103 fi\u021bi at\u00e2t de frumoase, dac\u0103 nu vre\u021bi mesaje \u0219i invita\u021bii de la b\u0103rba\u021bi? Nu, nu zic s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi la un dick pic, ci la o invita\u021bie politicoas\u0103 \u0219i de bun sim\u021b \u00een ora\u0219, de la cineva care nu o s\u0103 te violeze.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Sunt un cititor fidel,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n Hai s\u0103 r\u0103spund cu o analogie extrem de scurt\u0103 la mesajul \u0103sta: \u00een paleolitic, b\u0103rbatul f\u0103cea musculatur\u0103 pentru c\u0103 urma s\u0103 v\u00e2neze cu bra\u021bul gol \u0219i armament rudimentar, iar femeia se d\u0103dea pe la ochi cu c\u0103rbune pisat s\u0103 par\u0103 mai mari \u0219i s\u0103-l fac\u0103 pe b\u0103rbat s\u0103-i dea \u0219i ei o ciozv\u00e2rt\u0103 din ce v\u00e2na.<\/p>\n Azi, \u00eens\u0103, tu ai abonament la World Class. Postezi pe Facebook \u0219i Instagram multe poze cu tine la bustul gol, c\u0103 te am \u00een list\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103d. C\u00e2\u021bi lupi, ur\u0219i \u0219i c\u0103prioare planifici s\u0103 v\u00e2nezi cu pumnul weekendul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n Jetonul meu e pe niciunul.<\/p>\n \u0218i atunci, dac\u0103 nu te intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 te m\u0103ciuce\u0219ti cu lupul \u0219i ursul, de ce pui poze cu tine musculos \u0219i viteaz pe net?<\/p>\n R\u0103spuns: Faci sal\u0103 de minimum patru ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. M\u0103n\u00e2nci piept de curcan \u0219i friptur\u0103 de vit\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi, probabil c\u0103 te-ai s\u0103turat de ele ca de mere p\u0103dure\u021be. Nu e pentru scopul arhaic de a v\u00e2na lupul \u0219i ursul, ci pentru a te bucura tu de tine c\u00e2t de mult ai lucrat \u0219i ce frumos se v\u0103d rezultatele.<\/p>\n Ei, exact a\u0219a \u0219i o fat\u0103 care \u021bine regim, sau face sport, se \u00eembrac\u0103 \u0219i se machiaz\u0103 cu pasiune, s\u0103 \u00eei plac\u0103 ceea ce vede \u00een oglind\u0103.<\/p>\n \u021aine mai mult de rela\u021bia ei cu sine \u0219i cu propria \u00eencredere \u00een for\u021bele proprii, dec\u00e2t cu inten\u021bia de a ag\u0103\u021ba masculi.<\/p>\n Mai sunt \u0219i cele care vor s\u0103 se dea mari. Cu haine de brand, accesorii de brand, makeup de brand, parfum de brand, pl \u00een cr de brand. Pe astea e evident de ce nu le intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 mesaje de la vreun gigel \u0219antierist. Ele au un\u00a0 stil de via\u021b\u0103 at\u00e2t de high maintenance, \u00eenc\u00e2t un tip care nu \u021bine pasul e profund indezirabil.<\/p>\n Mai sunt \u0219i cele romantice. Ele se fac at\u00e2t de frumoase, pun poza pe Instagram \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 inim\u0103 de la iubi. Dac\u0103 avem inim\u0103 de la iubi, accomplishment completed. Ce hauhau mai bag\u0103 gigel pe l\u00e2ng\u0103? Haipa, c\u0103 mi-a dat dragostea vie\u021bii mele SMS.<\/p>\n \u0218i mai sunt cele pragmatice ca mine. Eu investesc \u00een aspect, pentru c\u0103 mai vreau reclame bine pl\u0103tite. Fizicul meu e o unealt\u0103 de lucru, cam cum e sapa pentru altul.<\/p>\n Taman de aceea, c\u00e2nd comentariul c\u00e2te unui hater zice vrea s\u0103-mi strice ploile cu afirma\u021bia c\u0103 sunt ur\u00e2t\u0103, \u00eei atrag aten\u021bia: da, b\u0103i, gigele sau vasilico, dar tu ca sclav(\u0103) la Zara nu vei fi \u00een pozi\u021bia de a decide dac\u0103 urm\u0103toarea campanie publicitar\u0103 e cu mine sau nu. (\u0218i nu, nu vreau s\u0103 spun c\u0103 am o problem\u0103 cu jobul omului. Problema e cu nevoia de a fi javr\u0103 proast\u0103 \u0219i rea cu necunoscu\u021bi care nu \u021bi-au gre\u0219it cu nimic.) Dac\u0103 p\u0103rerea ta vine \u0219i cu un contract pl\u0103tit, promit s\u0103 o las s\u0103-mi tulbure profund urina de diminea\u021b\u0103. Nu e cazul? A se scuti, mul\u021bumesc.<\/p>\n Iat\u0103 doar c\u00e2teva motive, date pe repede \u00eenainte, care determin\u0103 femeile s\u0103 se preocupe de aspectul lor fizic. Niciuna nu \u021bine de a dori b\u0103gare de seam\u0103 de la orice cut\u0103rescu trec\u0103tor pe acolo.<\/p>\n Legat de invita\u021bii \u00een ora\u0219, c\u0103 nu mi-e clar dac\u0103 era doar un exemplu sau an actual invitation: mul\u021bumesc, dar nu, mul\u021bumesc.\u00a0 Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 nici un fel de aten\u021bie de aceast\u0103 natur\u0103, \u0219i vreau s\u0103 anihilez din prima orice idee de rela\u021bie romantic\u0103 cu cititorii. Nu sunt o \u021bint\u0103 sexual\u0103, ci un creator de content online. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 fantazezi la ce am \u00eentre picioare, ci s\u0103 te concentrezi pe ceea ce spun aici.<\/p>\n \u00cen plus, cum b\u0103rbatul rom\u00e2n e prost \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit – felicit\u0103ri celor care nu sunt a\u0219a! – ar ajunge s\u0103 acord aten\u021bie sexual\u0103 UNUI cititor, s\u0103 intre strechea \u0219i morbul competitivit\u0103\u021bii \u00een to\u021bi.<\/p>\n NOT. Lorena nu e gagic\u0103-ta, Lorena e ziarul t\u0103u de diminea\u021b\u0103. Nu vrei s\u0103-\u021bi fu\u021bi ziarul de diminea\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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