Tehnic, exist\u0103 o mie de mici \u015fmecherii care mascheaz\u0103 un furt \u015fi \u00eel fac s\u0103 par\u0103 \u00eemprumut sau, dup\u0103 mintea redu\u015filor, o favoare pe care \u0103la \u0163i-o face \u0163ie.<\/p>\n
Moral, r\u0103m\u00e2ne tot furt de content. \u015ei nu doar furt de content a\u015fa, de dragul contentului, ci furt de content cu scop comercial.<\/p>\n
C\u0103 aici e problema mea. Nu e eterna mem\u0103 a incelului care insinueaz\u0103 c\u0103 am subsuoara \u00een form\u0103 de vagin. La aia chiar am r\u00e2s. Din p\u0103cate, a\u015fa am eu cutele \u00een zona aceea \u015fi nu ai ce face.<\/p>\n
E o mem\u0103 unde peste fa\u0163a mea s-a pus fa\u0163a animalului despre care vorbe\u015fte cartea \u015fi replica viral\u0103 e utilizat\u0103 pentru a face v\u00e2nzare.<\/p>\n
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B) Tehnic, nu po\u0163i demonstra c\u0103 chiar face v\u00e2nzare, dac\u0103 nu zice “cump\u0103r\u0103 cartea” chiar \u00een statusul \u0103la.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Ce m-a deranjat nu e c\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u00e2te un b\u0103ie\u0163el care nu nimerea cratimele nici cu slujbe sus\u0163in\u00e2nd prostia asta. De la \u0103la m\u0103 a\u015ftept.<\/p>\n M-a deranjat c\u0103 am v\u0103zut oameni de social media serio\u015fi, cunosc\u0103tori de mecanisme de promovare subliminal\u0103, cum m\u0103 min\u0163eau de la obraz c\u0103 stai, nu, dac\u0103 n-a zis acolo “cump\u0103r\u0103 cartea” nu era cu scop comercial.<\/p>\n M-a deranjat c\u0103 am v\u0103zut advertiseri buni, care n-au scris \u00een via\u0163a lor un spot cu “cump\u0103r\u0103…” cum \u00eemi explicau c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e cu “cump\u0103r\u0103” nu e publicitate la produsul propriu.<\/p>\n At\u00e2ta lume dispus\u0103 s\u0103 te prosteasc\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 te mint\u0103 cu s\u00e2nge rece – pentru ce?<\/p>\n Tot tehnic, nu e ca \u015fi cum mi-a dat vreun link de afiliat, s\u0103 vedem ce v\u00e2nz\u0103ri \u00eei fac. Poate nici una. Poate jum\u0103tate din tiraj. Irelevant, utilizarea \u00een scop comercial r\u0103m\u00e2ne.\u00a0Nu e ca \u015fi cum dac\u0103 o reclam\u0103 nu are succes, vrei banii \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n C) Tehnic, \u0103la are n milioane de followeri mai mul\u0163i dec\u00e2t tine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Super. Felicit\u0103ri profunde. \u015ei atunci, de ce s\u0103 furi de la unul care e mult sub popularitatea ta? Ai at\u00e2ta puhoi de fani, f\u0103-\u0163i singur viralurile, nu te baza cu ele pe momentele mele virale.<\/p>\n De ce s\u0103 fii Dragnea care fur\u0103 de la copiii orfani? Fii \u015fi tu Toma Alimo\u015f. haiduc din \u0163ara de jos \u015fi fur\u0103 de la milionari.<\/p>\n Glumesc.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd A fur\u0103 de la B, e irelevant c\u00e2\u0163i followeri are A \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163i are B. Conteaz\u0103 gestul. Exact cum v\u0103 zic nevestele c\u00e2nd le duce\u0163i un simplu buchet de ghiocei de 8 martie. Apoi se bosumfl\u0103 \u015fi nu v\u0103 f*t.<\/p>\n D) Tehnic, cine plua noastr\u0103 e\u015fti tu?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Tehnic, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii, \u0103la n-a dat tag la imaginea furat\u0103, deci dac\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 lurkere\u015fti aiurea pe peretele meu, \u015ftii \u015fi cine plua noastr\u0103 sunt eu.<\/p>\n E) Tehnic, e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Tehnic, sugi plua. C\u00e2t de trist, s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 ditamai influien\u021b\u0103rul s\u0103 fure de la o biat\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103.<\/p>\n F)\u00a0 Tehnic, e\u015fti la menopauz\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Tehnic, s\u0103 m\u0103 savurezi oral exact \u00een perioada aia a lunii. \u015ei tot tehnic, ce plua mea au to\u0163i lately cu menopauza. Parc\u0103 e o obsesie general\u0103 a tuturor pro\u015ftilor p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Care cum n-are de ce s\u0103 se lege, o ia \u00een gur\u0103 pe aia cu menopauza.<\/p>\n Zici c\u0103 e men-o-pauz\u0103 \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia-s oftica\u021bi c\u0103 undeva o g\u0103uric\u0103 umed\u0103 st\u0103 neatins\u0103, \u00een timp ce ei au obosit deja de lab\u0103.<\/p>\n G) Tehnic, care e diferen\u021ba \u00eentre ce a f\u0103cut el \u0219i memele f\u0103cute de al\u021bii?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Memele f\u0103cute de al\u021bii nu caut\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi v\u00e2nd\u0103 nimic. Sunt ceea ce numim non-commercial use, adic\u0103 ne uit\u0103m, r\u00e2dem sau nu, \u0219i ne vedem voio\u0219i de ziua noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n Dar o mem\u0103 \u00een care ai \u00eenlocuit persoana real\u0103 cu eroul c\u0103r\u021bii \u0219i ai modificat \u0219i citatul \u00een a\u0219a fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 te v\u00e2nd\u0103 pe tine, e o mostr\u0103 de commercial use. Unde deja ai nevoie de acordul persoanelor \u0219i, da, e cazul s\u0103 le recompensezi.<\/p>\n H) Tehnic, nu pe tine te-a furat, ci studioul.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Ahaaa, deci recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 e un furt. M\u0103car tu. Nu studioul a avut interpretarea care s\u0103 \u00eenfig\u0103 cadrul respectiv \u00een memoria colectiv\u0103 a internetului luni \u00een \u0219ir, ci eu.<\/p>\n I) Tehnic, nu a f\u0103cut-o el, ci o pagin\u0103 cu autor necunoscut.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u0103 toate paginile cu autor necunoscut sunt at\u00e2t de generoase s\u0103-\u021bi livreze \u021bie material promo\u021bional gratuit. Posibil era chiar pagina influien\u021b\u0103rului, care a apelat la tehnicalitatea asta s\u0103 nu par\u0103 el ho\u021bul principal, ci doar unul care se bucur\u0103 c\u0103 accidental e promovat.<\/p>\n Still: de dragul argumenta\u021biei, hai s\u0103 yicem c\u0103 e alt gigel, care prezint\u0103 adora\u021bie major\u0103 pentru influien\u021b\u0103rul nostru.<\/p>\n Alt gigel nu vinde o carte cu jderi. El nu are nimic de c\u00e2\u0219tigat. Influien\u021b\u0103rul are.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Remarc\u0103m c\u00e2te tehnicalit\u0103\u021bi m\u0103runte se adaug\u0103, ca s\u0103 ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 anusul ho\u021bului e acoperit din toate unghiurile?<\/p>\n Po\u021bi s\u0103 vii s\u0103-mi \u00een\u0219iri tehnicalit\u0103\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 obose\u0219ti. Or fi func\u021bionale \u00een justi\u021bia rom\u00e2n\u0103. Dar eu \u00ee\u021bi zic faptele simple \u0219i seci de dincolo de tehnicalit\u0103\u021bi: unul a luat un content viral de natur\u0103 publicitar\u0103 care nu-i apar\u021binea, l-a modificat s\u0103-l serveasc\u0103 pe el \u00een campania de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri \u0219i l-a postat.<\/p>\n N-ai dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi \u00een\u0219iri idio\u021benii \u00een rubrica de comentarii p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vine acru. Faptele r\u0103m\u00e2n acelea\u0219i.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bonus: dar nici Times New Roman nu l-a pl\u0103tit pe nea Costel drojdier.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Poate cea mai amuzant\u0103 faz\u0103, \u00een acest meci \u00een care fanclubul \u00ee\u0219i ap\u0103ra idolul ciorditor, a fost un gigel care a \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 asigure foarte insistent c\u0103 nici Times New Roman nu au pl\u0103tit poza vestitului lor nea Costel drojdier.<\/p>\n Dar cu o \u00eenver\u015funare boln\u0103vicioas\u0103, de zici c\u0103 fusese \u00een vizit\u0103 la departamentul de contabilitate al lui Times New Roman \u0219i \u0219tie exact desf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103torul de venituri \u0219i cheltuieli.<\/p>\n E foarte posibil ca poza s\u0103 fi fost cump\u0103rat\u0103 de pe stock photos cu o sum\u0103 modic\u0103. Still paid. E posibil ca poza s\u0103 fi fost cump\u0103rat\u0103 de la fotograf cu 200 – 300 de lei. Still paid.<\/p>\n \u0218i aici am o alt\u0103 imens\u0103 problem\u0103: c\u00e2nd fotografii v\u00e2nd fotografii cu tine \u0219i \u021bin numai ei banii. Deci, captureaz\u0103 expresia ta, energia ta, personalitatea ta, dar numai ei au de \u00eencasat. Dar s\u0103 nu divag\u0103m, hai s\u0103 ne \u021binem de subiectul zilei. Still paid.<\/p>\n Dar e \u0219i mai posibil ca unul din redac\u021bia TNR s\u0103-l \u0219tie pe domnul cu pricina, \u0219i s\u0103-i fi dat probabil tot o sum\u0103 amical\u0103, 200 – 300 de lei, s\u0103 le devin\u0103 mascot\u0103. STILL FUCKING PAID, MOTHERFUCKER.<\/p>\n Pentru a \u0219ti care e de fapt adev\u0103rul, ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentreb\u0103m pe TNR. Nu s\u0103 afirm\u0103m cu 100% certitudine c\u0103 \u0103la e content nepl\u0103tit.<\/p>\n Cam asta ar fi, prieteni. Registrul tehnicalit\u0103\u021bilor care transform\u0103 ho\u021bul \u00een om cinstit \u00een 2019.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 e unul mare influien\u021b\u0103r de internet. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 scrie o carte despre jderi. 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