{"id":18491,"date":"2019-10-04T12:06:24","date_gmt":"2019-10-04T09:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18491"},"modified":"2019-10-04T12:40:39","modified_gmt":"2019-10-04T09:40:39","slug":"botox-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/botox-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Botox stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

V\u0103 povesteam acum \u015fase luni c\u0103 au \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi apar\u0103 ridule\u0163e de \u00eencruntare \u00eentre spr\u00e2ncene \u015fi alte c\u00e2teva ridule\u0163e pe frunte, \u015fi m-am dus s\u0103 le “omor” cu botox. Textul, aici<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, reac\u0163iile au fost predominant yeeaaah, forza Lorena de la tipe \u015fi v\u0103leu, toate v\u0103 face\u0163i nenaturale, blablabla de la tipi.<\/p>\n

Evident, \u00een cam 4 – 5 zile, botoxul \u015fi-a f\u0103cut efectul \u015fi a f\u0103cut Lorena voastr\u0103 o frunte \u00eentins\u0103 \u015fi neted\u0103, de bebelu\u015f. C\u00e2nd s-a dus la ziua unei rude – nu men\u0163ionez ce grad de rudenie, c\u0103 nu le-am cerut acordul s\u0103 apar\u0103 \u00een poveste – m-a v\u0103zut so\u0163ia \u015fi a zis: Incredibil ce bine \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103. Vreau \u015fi eu.<\/p>\n

Imediat s-a activat b\u0103rbatu-su cu: Ceeee? Mie \u00eemi placi a\u015fa, cui altcuiva vrei s\u0103 placi? Nu \u00ee\u0163i faci nimic!<\/p>\n

\u015ei a rezultat o discu\u0163ie absolut f\u0103r\u0103 sens.<\/p>\n

Amuzant e c\u0103, dac\u0103 prima oar\u0103 am tremurat de fric\u0103 \u015fi n-am \u015ftiut la ce s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u015ftept \u015fi abia am reu\u015fit s\u0103 adorm \u00een noaptea de dinainte, ieri m-am dus s\u0103 refac botoxul (trecuser\u0103 \u015fase luni) a\u015fa, pe fug\u0103, \u00eentre o filmare \u015fi un business meeting. Doctori\u0163a \u015ftia exact unde am ridule\u0163ele, a mers la punct fix, \u00een zece minute am fost pe u\u015f\u0103 afar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar \u00een astea zece minute, am apucat s\u0103-i povestesc faza cu rudele mele.<\/p>\n

\u015ei doctori\u0163a:<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i de ce s-a apucat s\u0103-i spun\u0103 prostului?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 nu e c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103 cu el din premisa c\u0103 e un prost \u015fi un dobitoc de care s\u0103 ascund\u0103 lucruri, ci pentru c\u0103 au o rela\u0163ie sincer\u0103.
\n-Soro, rela\u0163ia sincer\u0103 duce la mult prea multe discu\u0163ii idioate, zice doctori\u0163a. Am o \u00eentreag\u0103 familie de fete frumoase care nu vor riduri \u015fi, ca s\u0103 nu stea la negocieri f\u0103r\u0103 sens cu b\u0103rba\u0163ii, \u00eei mint c\u0103 se duc la mall s\u0103-\u015fi ia sandale.
\n-Dar \u0103ia nu se prind?
\n-C\u00e2nd vreodat\u0103 s-a prins un b\u0103rbat c\u0103 te-ai tuns?
\n-S-au mai prins unii, zic eu.
\n-Serios? face doctori\u0163a.
\n-Serios, dar erau gay.
\n-Biiine. Eu zic de so\u0163ii fetelor. \u015ei partea cea mai bun\u0103 e c\u0103 nu s-au prins b\u0103rba\u0163ii, dar s-a prins una din soacre. “Ceva e schimbat la voi”. \u015ei i-au explicat. Pasul urm\u0103tor? A devenit \u015fi baba membr\u0103 a clubului de sandale. Am \u00eentinerit-o zece ani.
\n-P\u0103i \u015fi acum vine iarna, cine \u00ee\u015fi ia sandale iarna.
\n-Gospodarul vrednic \u00ee\u015fi face iarna car \u015fi vara sanie.<\/p>\n

La faza asta, eu \u00eencep s\u0103 m\u0103 enervez:<\/p>\n

-\u015eti\u0163i, doamna doctor, ce tare m\u0103 frustreaz\u0103 c\u0103 eu \u00eencerc un dialog onest cu ambele sexe, \u015fi vin pro\u015ftii s\u0103-mi vitupereze despre cum botoxul e un lucru r\u0103u, \u00een timp ce so\u0163iile lor sunt pline de botox p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz?? Iar ei habar n-au?<\/p>\n

B\u0103rba\u0163i. Dac\u0103 nevestele voastre au o rela\u0163ie de du\u015fm\u0103nie cu propriile riduri, \u00ee\u015fi vor pune botox anyway. At\u00e2ta doar c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i \u015fi o s\u0103 crede\u0163i c\u0103 \u015fi-au luat sandale. Sau parfumuri. Sau sutiene. Sau whatever the duck le d\u0103 prin cap s\u0103 v\u0103 mint\u0103.<\/p>\n

Aprecia\u0163i c\u0103 unele nu v\u0103 iau de pro\u015fti definitivi \u015fi irevocabili din prima, ci \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 scrie real \u015fi realist.<\/p>\n

Da, gigele, nevast\u0103-ta are botox. Stai ogoit pe curu-\u0163i \u015fi nu te mai zbor\u015fi la mine, c\u0103 faci riduri \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i trebuiasc\u0103 \u015fi \u0163ie.<\/p>\n

Iar eu una refuz s\u0103 spun s\u0103 merg dup\u0103 sandale. Nu, fr\u0103\u0163ioare, am programare la dermatolog, \u015fi dermatologul \u00eemi pune botox. Deal with it.<\/p>\n

Cui vreau s\u0103 plac? \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd MIE. S\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een oglind\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-mi vin\u0103 s\u0103-mi dau o limb\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eemi plac mie, po\u0163i tu s\u0103 m\u0103 faci ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i vine r\u0103u \u015fi nu m\u0103 clinte\u015fti, pentru simplul fapt C\u0102 \u00ceMI PLAC MIE.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 eu nu \u00eemi plac mie, orice r\u0103utate m\u0103 afecteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Iar asta e valabil pentru fiecare om \u00een parte.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com.<\/p>\n

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