{"id":18536,"date":"2019-10-26T14:39:55","date_gmt":"2019-10-26T11:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18536"},"modified":"2019-10-26T14:40:26","modified_gmt":"2019-10-26T11:40:26","slug":"curierat-rapid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/curierat-rapid\/","title":{"rendered":"Curierat rapid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cum povesteam \u015fi \u00een alte texte, prefer cump\u0103r\u0103turile online, \u015fi motivele sunt multiple. \u00cencep\u00e2nd cu nenea paznic de magazin care se holbeaz\u0103 insistent la tine, de zici c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 furi magazinul; continu\u00e2nd cu oamenii care nu \u021bin niciodat\u0103 cont de al\u021bii \u0219i blocheaz\u0103 c\u00e2te un raion cu c\u0103ruciorul; apoi cozile la case, pentru c\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nu sunt suficien\u021bi angaja\u021bi (de ce s\u0103 lucreze patru oameni c\u00e2nd putem exploata la maximum doi), \u0219i cardul care nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 exact \u00een acea zi \u0219i te pune \u00een situa\u021bia penibil\u0103 de a l\u0103sa un co\u0219 de merinde la cas\u0103, s\u0103 alergi dup\u0103 un bancomat cu care e compatibil, \u0219i 3% comision la retragere.<\/p>\n

Tot acest deranj poate fi evitat comand\u00e2nd pe www. Dac\u0103 ai deja grupul t\u0103u de magazine cu care \u0219tii c\u0103 nu ai surprize, e\u0219ti un cump\u0103r\u0103tor \u00een linii mari satisf\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

De ce \u00een linii mari? Pentru c\u0103 mai exist\u0103 \u0219i elementul de destabilizare numit curierul rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n

Majoritatea magazinelor au tarife: 15 – 20 de lei pe transport. \u0218i rubricu\u021b\u0103 pentru intervalul orar la care e\u0219ti acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen ziua livr\u0103rii, aveam treab\u0103 \u00een cu totul alt col\u021bi\u0219or al ora\u0219ului. \u0218i am trecut interval: 16 – 18.<\/p>\n

La ora 11, sun\u0103 telefonul.<\/p>\n

-Alo, aici curierul.<\/p>\n

-Care curier? m\u0103 enervez eu.<\/p>\n

-De la magazinul X, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Am completat ora livr\u0103rii dup\u0103 16, cred c\u0103 scrie pe pachet.<\/p>\n

-Nu, doamn\u0103, nu scrie.<\/p>\n

-OK, \u00een cazul \u0103sta v\u0103 zic eu acum.<\/p>\n

Tace.<\/p>\n

-S\u0103-mi zice\u021bi alt\u0103 adres\u0103, c\u0103 eu nu pot s\u0103 vin dup\u0103 16.<\/p>\n

\u00cei zic adresa la care eram.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, nu, tot \u00een sectorul III.<\/p>\n

-Domnule, eu v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pe dumneavoastr\u0103 s\u0103-mi livra\u021bi o marf\u0103, nu dumneavoastr\u0103 pe mine s\u0103-mi face\u021bi traseu, \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi sar\u0103 mie mu\u0219tarul.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i m\u00e2ine, doamn\u0103?<\/p>\n

-M\u00e2ine sunt acas\u0103 dup\u0103 20 seara, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 v\u0103 ajut\u0103. Eu am completat orarul la care sunt disponibil\u0103, era treaba magazinului s\u0103 v\u0103 pun\u0103 la dispozi\u021bie informa\u021bia.<\/p>\n

Mai tace.<\/p>\n

-Dar s\u0103 nu fie mai t\u00e2rziu de 16 \u0219i un sfert, doamn\u0103, c\u0103 z\u0103u nu pot.<\/p>\n

OK.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 gr\u0103besc eu, ajung acas\u0103 la 16 f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert \u0219i sun.<\/p>\n

-Bun\u0103 ziua, Lorena Lupu sunt, am ajuns.<\/p>\n

-Aaaa, p\u0103i, doamn\u0103, eu am plecat, trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi, ne auzim dup\u0103 cinci jumate.<\/p>\n

-Insist: eu am pus intervalul orar 16 – 18, care parte e neclar\u0103? tic\u0103i eu ca o bomb\u0103 cu ceas.<\/p>\n

-\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i facem s\u0103 fie bine.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 sun\u0103 la \u0219ase f\u0103r\u0103 cinci.<\/p>\n

-S\u0103 cobor\u00e2\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 jos c\u0103 am venit, s\u0103 nu urc eu.<\/p>\n

Realizez c\u0103 e mai scurt s\u0103 cobor dec\u00e2t s\u0103 b\u00e2jb\u00e2ie idiotul pe coridoare, iau liftul, ajung \u00een dou\u0103 minute \u00een fa\u021ba blocului.<\/p>\n

-\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it.<\/p>\n

-Nu, c\u0103 la ora asta nu eram aici, dar am zis s\u0103 fiu b\u0103iat bun pentru dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een to\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia care ave\u021bi ton ca \u0219i cum mi-a\u021bi face favoruri, c\u00e2nd eu v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc, bomb\u0103n eu \u00een minte, \u00een timp ce preiau cutia \u0219i privirea \u00eemi cade pe destinatar.<\/p>\n

-Auzi\u021bi, domnule. Ia vede\u021bi aici. Interval livrare 16 – 18.<\/p>\n

-Ah, da, dar\u00a0 nu scria \u0219i pe borderou, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Pot s\u0103 v\u0103d borderoul? \u00eentreb eu doar a\u0219a, \u00eentr-o doar\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Doamn\u0103, tare v\u0103 mai place s\u0103 v\u0103 certa\u021bi. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, am fost b\u0103iat cumsecade, am venit c\u00e2nd a\u021bi vrut. V-am servit. Care e problema?<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com.<\/p>\n

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