{"id":1857,"date":"2009-11-20T16:44:47","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T13:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2009-11-20T16:44:47","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T13:44:47","slug":"vineri-de-la-venus-si-de-la-nimfomanie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vineri-de-la-venus-si-de-la-nimfomanie\/","title":{"rendered":"Vineri, de la Venus. \u015ei de la nimfomanie."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vineri, 20, nu e vineri, 13. \u015ei totu\u015fi, mi-a ie\u015fit pisica neagr\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, mieun\u00e2nd lugubru. Oh, da, uitasem s\u0103 \u00eei dau de m\u00e2ncare. De faptul c\u0103 nu am m\u00e2ncat nici eu azi nimic ce s\u0103 mai spunem? Pe bune, vi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 fie foame de s\u0103 v\u0103 crape ochii, dar s\u0103 v\u0103 fie sil\u0103 de toate alimentele concrete care v\u0103 trec prin cap? Cred c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a inventat m\u00e2ncarea de care mi-e mie foame. Pisicii negre \u00eei e simplu, ea vrea ca\u015fcaval &#8211; cred c\u0103 s-a uitat la Tom \u015fi Jerry pe invers, c\u0103 de sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 nu se atinge, vrea ficat &#8211; nu odat\u0103 \u00eemi m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 fica\u0163ii! &#8211; \u015fi are ea ni\u015fte conserve, ni\u015fte gurmeturi, purine \u015fi alte cele. Orizont restr\u00e2ns.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e bine nici cu orizont restr\u00e2ns, b\u0103die, dar nici cu orizont exagerat de vast, pentru c\u0103 adeseori te pomene\u015fti ca un pe\u015fte pe uscat. Ca \u00een clipul \u0103la mi\u015fto al Faith No Morilor, \u00een vremea c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 mai sperau:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_AMS3XNK9CU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Drama unora este c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 accepte faptul c\u0103 sunt istorie. Cum pula mea s\u0103 fiu istorie, c\u00e2nd eu \u00eenc\u0103 respir? P\u0103i \u00eenva\u0163\u0103, b\u0103i, s\u0103 respiri corect, diafragmatic, sau mori dracului! Cine ce are de c\u00e2\u015ftigat din respira\u0163ia ta \u00eentret\u0103iat\u0103, neregulat\u0103, ne&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Despre nimfomanie, \u00een episodul urm\u0103tor. \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vineri, 20, nu e vineri, 13. \u015ei totu\u015fi, mi-a ie\u015fit pisica neagr\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, mieun\u00e2nd lugubru. Oh, da, uitasem s\u0103 \u00eei dau de m\u00e2ncare.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}