{"id":18571,"date":"2019-10-29T11:18:27","date_gmt":"2019-10-29T08:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18571"},"modified":"2019-10-29T11:48:36","modified_gmt":"2019-10-29T08:48:36","slug":"posta-redactiei-sunt-urata-clasei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-sunt-urata-clasei\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: Sunt ur\u00e2ta clasei."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bun\u0103, Lorena,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Te citesc de mult, \u0219i rubrica ta cu sfaturi e preferata mea de pe blogul t\u0103u. \u00cemi place atitudinea ta fa\u021b\u0103 de oamenii care \u00ee\u021bi scriu, de aceea am prins curaj s\u0103 m\u0103 deschid \u0219i eu.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sunt o fat\u0103 foarte singur\u0103. Nu am niciun prieten, de\u0219i m\u0103 str\u0103duiesc s\u0103 fiu dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103 cu toat\u0103 lumea, s\u0103 \u00eemi apropii oameni. E de parc\u0103, cu c\u00e2t m\u0103 str\u0103duiesc eu mai mult s\u0103-i fac s\u0103 m\u0103 plac\u0103, cu at\u00e2t ei fug mai tare de mine. \u0218i nici nu prea \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac, s\u0103 le ar\u0103t c\u0103 nu am inten\u021bii rele. E obositor \u0219i iritant s\u0103 tot tragi de prietenii care nu se leag\u0103 de la sine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce nu m\u0103 ajut\u0103 e c\u0103 sunt \u0219i ur\u00e2\u021bic\u0103. Nu \u00eemi place absolut deloc de mine, nu suport s\u0103 m\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een oglind\u0103, nu \u00eemi place fa\u021ba mea, nu \u00eemi plac ochii mei, nu \u00eemi plac spr\u00e2ncenele mele, nu \u00eemi place nimic. \u0218i oamenilor ur\u00e2\u021bi nu vine nimeni s\u0103 le ofere nimic, noi trebuie s\u0103 fim mereu cu ini\u021biativa, iar de cele mai multe ori ini\u021biativa e refuzat\u0103 oricum.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Merit\u0103 s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tu crezi acum c\u0103 sunt patetic\u0103, dar nu \u0219tii c\u00e2t de goal\u0103 e via\u021ba unui om ur\u00e2t.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>Cunosc o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni ur\u00e2\u021bi, \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi, \u0219i femei, care sunt extrem de populari \u0219i sunt sufletul petrecerii. Deci, da, simplul fapt c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti Milla Jovovich nu e principala ta problem\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Principala ta problem\u0103 e c\u0103 abordezi rela\u021biile cu oamenii c\u00e2t se poate de gre\u0219it, din unghiul omului f\u0103r\u0103 op\u021biuni care cer\u0219e\u0219te companie \u0219i e gata s\u0103 fac\u0103 sluj pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile s-o ob\u021bin\u0103. Wrong, my dear friend. So wrong. Oamenii au o respingere impulsiv\u0103 \u0219i instinctiv\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de at\u00e2rnat, iar ce faci tu \u00een acest punct este s\u0103 at\u00e2rni.<\/p>\n<p>Procedeaz\u0103 altfel.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 eu a\u0219 fi o femeie ur\u00e2t\u0103, cred c\u0103 a\u0219 brandui asta instant. Femeiaur\u00e2t\u0103.com. Via\u021ba unei femei ur\u00e2te, pentru alte femei ur\u00e2te.<\/p>\n<p>Poate a\u0219 face un curs de makeup artist \u0219i a\u0219 face un cont de instagram cu transform\u0103ri: de aici, p\u00e2n\u0103 AICI. Machiajul poate face minuni pentru cea mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 femeie. Iar ideea de a lua surate nu foarte dotate estetic \u0219i a le transforma fa\u021ba \u00een mod miraculos ar aduce bun\u0103 dispozi\u021bie \u0219i pozitivitate \u0219i \u00een via\u021ba poten\u021bialelor tale fane.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai trage de oameni, trage de tine \u00eens\u0103\u021bi. Sunt o mie \u0219i unul de cursuri interesante care s\u0103-\u021bi dea o preocupare, iar preocup\u0103rile reprezint\u0103 un lifting instant pentru personalitate. Personalitatea de milog de aten\u021bie e cringe, chiar dac\u0103 milogul de aten\u021bie e Miss Venezuela. Personalitatea de om care face lucruri interesante \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te bucurie \u00een asta atrage irezistibil, indiferent de tr\u0103s\u0103turile tale fizice.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 faci toate astea, uite \u0219i un quick fix la starea ta negativ\u0103: adopt\u0103 un c\u0103\u021belu\u0219 sau o pisicu\u021b\u0103. Sunt adorabili, au nevoie necondi\u021bionat\u0103 de afec\u021biune, complet independent de datele tale fizice, iar simpla preocupare, s\u0103-i \u021bii hr\u0103ni\u021bi, vaccina\u021bi, pi\u0219a\u021bi \u0219i c\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een fiecare zi te va ajuta s\u0103-\u021bi mai extragi un pic capul din c*r \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai fii at\u00e2t de panicat\u0103 c\u0103 are cineva ceva cu tine.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 vezi tu, sis, genul \u0103sta de paranoia \u00ee\u0219i creeaz\u0103 propriul adev\u0103r: cu c\u00e2t tu e\u0219ti mai pornit c\u0103 are cineva ceva cu tine, cu at\u00e2t emani energii care chiar \u00eei fac pe oameni s\u0103 aib\u0103 ceva cu tine. \u0218i cu c\u00e2t e\u0219ti mai chill &#8211; reggae &#8211; mist\u0103lobaloba, cu at\u00e2t \u00eei relaxezi chiar \u0219i pe oamenii care aveau ini\u021bial ceva cu tine.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nimic din ce am povestit eu mai sus nu merge, po\u021bi oric\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci un stand-up comedy \u00een care s\u0103 poveste\u0219ti cu umor cum ai e\u0219uat tu \u00een toate. Indiferent c\u00e2t se umfl\u0103 \u00een pene oamenii, realitatea vie\u021bii lor e c\u0103 fiecare \u00een parte num\u0103r\u0103 cam zece e\u0219ecuri per un succes. A\u015fa func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 via\u0163a, dac\u0103 taic\u0103-tu nu e Ion \u0162iriac, \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 e, se pare c\u0103 asta nu te ajut\u0103 dec\u00e2t cu bani de droage.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Foto: <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/photos\/writing-write-person-paperwork-828911\/\">pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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