{"id":18576,"date":"2019-10-30T11:06:01","date_gmt":"2019-10-30T08:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18576"},"modified":"2019-10-30T11:10:08","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T08:10:08","slug":"insulte-pe-care-nu-ma-pot-supara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/insulte-pe-care-nu-ma-pot-supara\/","title":{"rendered":"Insulte pe care nu m\u0103 pot sup\u0103ra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum a\u0163i v\u0103zut, toat\u0103 vara a curs cu insulte. Era de a\u015fteptat, dac\u0103 faci reclam\u0103 unui domeniu at\u00e2t de controversat cum e videochatul &#8211; \u015fi \u00een cur\u00e2nd vine reclama urm\u0103toare a aceluia\u015fi studio, cic\u0103 e tot cu mine, deci ne a\u015ftept\u0103m cu mare interes la valul al doilea de scandal, sesiunea toamn\u0103 &#8211; iarn\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>O parte dintre insulte, mai ales cele venite de la imbecili cu cear\u0103 \u00een urechi, care au auzit un handicapat atribuindu-mi o b\u00e2lb\u0103 \u015fi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 asculte \u00een mor\u0163ii lor originalul, s-au apucat s\u0103 insinueze papagalice\u015fte c\u0103 eu m\u0103 b\u00e2lb\u00e2i &#8211; m-au scos feroce din s\u0103rite \u015fi mi-au ob\u0163inut banuri de c\u00e2te 30 de zile pe contul privat. Nu, idiots, I&#8217;m a fucking actor, nu las b\u00e2lbe dup\u0103 mine ever. Mar\u015f la orelist s\u0103 v\u0103 desfunde.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i sunt acele insulte, menite s\u0103 m\u0103 oftice \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103neasc\u0103, dar pe care pur \u015fi simplu nu m\u0103 pot sup\u0103ra.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei anume:<\/p>\n<p><strong>A. Transexual\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sincer, nu v\u0103d problema \u00een a fi transexual. \u015ei nu v\u0103d de ce a fi transexual se presupune c\u0103 e o jignire.<\/p>\n<p>Cumva, a face pe cineva transexual cu inten\u0163ia de a-l r\u0103ni \u0163ine tot de ignoran\u0163a aia tradi\u0163ionalist\u0103 care zice a\u015fa: b\u0103rbatul e cununa crea\u0163iei, femeia e ceva murdar \u015fi ignorabil, dar totu\u015fi, c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t tolerabil, mai ales c\u00e2nd avem pula sculat\u0103 sau ne e foame, \u015fi apoi urmeaz\u0103 elementele condamnabile, plasate undeva \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 sexe, sau de o sexualitate incert\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 am un timbru vocal grav \u015fi de c\u00e2te ori \u00eemi vine o idee, m\u0103 mai \u00eembrac \u00een haine b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fti \u015fi \u00eemi lipesc ni\u015fte p\u0103r facial?<\/p>\n<p>OK, dar \u0103sta e un act de travesti. Sau de &#8220;drag&#8221;, cum i se zice \u00een limba englez\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Diferen\u0163a \u00eentre travestit \u015fi transexual este c\u0103, \u00een timp ce transexualul are o identitate sexual\u0103 opus\u0103 organelor genitale cu care l-a \u00eenzestrat natura \u015fi, de obicei se adapteaz\u0103 \u00een atitudine \u015fi vestimenta\u0163ie identit\u0103\u0163ii c\u0103reia \u00eei apar\u0163ine mintal \u015fi emo\u0163ional, travestitul face un act artistic \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 te a\u015ftep\u0163i de la urma\u015ful lui Decebalus per Scorilo s\u0103 prind\u0103 nuan\u0163a asta e ca \u015fi cum te-ai a\u015ftepta de la motanul meu Pulic\u0103 s\u0103 priceap\u0103 teorema lui Pitagora.<\/p>\n<p>Pot la un moment dat s\u0103 trec pe la ACCEPT \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eei rog s\u0103-mi organizeze interviuri cu c\u00e2\u0163iva transexuali reali, s\u0103 vede\u0163i c\u0103 \u015fi \u0103ia sunt simpli oameni, cu bucurii, triste\u0163i \u015fi crampe la picior, ca restul lumii. O s-o \u015fi fac, probabil. \u00centre timp, nu m\u0103 jigne\u015fte cu nimic s\u0103 m\u0103 faci transexual pentru c\u0103, minune, m\u0103 \u00eempac minunat cu latura mea masculin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B) Videochatist\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu fac videochat, \u015fi cititorii mai vechi ai blogului \u015ftiu asta. Pur \u015fi simplu, \u015ftiu s\u0103 m\u0103 transpun \u00een personaj.<\/p>\n<p>Dar acum, prin prisma reclamei pe care am filmat-o, am cunoscut \u00een ultima vreme o multitudine de videochatiste \u015fi, sincer, sunt persoane cool, cu care ai ce vorbi, \u015fi cu care te distrezi la o b\u0103ut\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Majoritatea s-au apucat de videochat pentru c\u0103 societatea nu a avut nimic s\u0103 le ofere: studente ai c\u0103ror p\u0103rin\u0163i nu s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi copiii lor vor cre\u015fte \u015fi vor dori acces la o educa\u0163ie superioar\u0103; mame r\u0103mase singure, cu ta\u0163i pe care responsabilitatea de p\u0103rinte i-a biruit \u015fi \u015fi-au luat zborul, \u015fi tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e o munc\u0103 u\u015foar\u0103, asta e cert. Trebuie r\u0103bdare cu to\u0163i nebunii netului. Acolo unde eu \u00eemi bag deja pula \u00een to\u0163i mor\u0163ii prostului, videochatista z\u00e2mbe\u015fte politicos \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 extrag\u0103 f\u0103r\u00e2ma de omenie care mai exist\u0103 poate, pe undeva, sub zece straturi de melteneal\u0103 \u015fi cretinism.<\/p>\n<p>Greu, nene. Dac\u0103 nu ar fi lipsa de respect a societ\u0103\u0163ii fa\u0163\u0103 de femei \u00een general, orice form\u0103 de sex work ar fi fost demult \u00eencadrat\u0103 la grupa I &#8211; condi\u0163ii grele.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C) Ur\u00e2t\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Prea pu\u0163in m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 fiu o femeie frumoas\u0103 la modul clasic, pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 aga\u0163amentele \u015fi propunerile. Vreau cititori, nu orbiteri. \u015ei c\u00e2t timp pozam \u00een bruneta senzual\u0103 cu p\u0103rul lung, era prea mult\u0103 lab\u0103 siropoas\u0103 sau, dimpotriv\u0103, lab\u0103 obraznic\u0103 cu insisten\u0163e agasante, \u015fi prea pu\u0163in dialog relevant.<\/p>\n<p>Cu alte cuvinte, dac\u0103 nu ai un buget solid de publicitate pe m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi un contract de c\u00e2teva mii de euro, faptul c\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 este chiar o u\u015furare. Grav era s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti frumoas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 te tot conving s\u0103 nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 fw\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Astea fiind spuse, \u00een secunda \u00een care un gigel comenteaz\u0103 &#8220;ce ur\u00e2t\u0103 e\u015fti&#8221;, \u00ee\u015fi face instant coming outul de pulifrici de categorie F. S\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim la un b\u0103rbat educat, cu stil \u015fi bune maniere. \u0102la niciodat\u0103 nu-i va spune unei femei c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103, nici dac\u0103 ea e muma p\u0103durii. Va g\u0103si un compliment care s\u0103 salveze ziua, chiar dac\u0103 e fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu Viorica D\u0103ncil\u0103. \u015ei abia genul \u0103sta de b\u0103rbat merit\u0103 aten\u0163ie. De pule\u0163i mitocani e netul plin.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D) Bitch.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pentru cine \u015ftie un pic engleza, bitch nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 curv\u0103. Curv\u0103 e slut sau whore. Bitch e genul de femeie care d\u0103 riposta. Care nu te las\u0103 s-o calci \u00een picioare. Care \u015ftie s\u0103 te pun\u0103 cu botul pe labe, dac\u0103 \u00eentreci m\u0103sura.<\/p>\n<p>Cred c\u0103 termenul bitch are poza mea \u00een dic\u0163ionar.<\/p>\n<p><strong>E) Feminist\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cred \u00een egalitatea sexelor &#8211; \u015fi a persoanelor aflate undeva \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 sexe, travesti\u0163i \u015fi transexuali included? Checked. Cred c\u0103 femeia e un om liber, cu dreptul absolut de a lua decizii legate de via\u0163a \u015fi priorit\u0103\u0163ile ei? Checked. Cred \u00een acces la educa\u0163ie, \u015fanse profesionale egale \u015fi aceia\u015fi bani pe aceea\u015fi munc\u0103? Checked.<\/p>\n<p>Full-on feminist here.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, permite\u0163i-mi s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint. I am a Transexual Camgirl Feminist Bitch. Sun\u0103 a titlu de album. C\u0103 tot am un single rap \u00een lucru.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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