{"id":18595,"date":"2019-11-03T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-03T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18595"},"modified":"2022-11-03T10:40:29","modified_gmt":"2022-11-03T07:40:29","slug":"posta-redactiei-gagica-mea-se-repeta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-gagica-mea-se-repeta\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Gagic\u0103-mea se repet\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n

S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti, bro! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Drag\u0103 Lore, sunt un tip \u00eentr-o rela\u0163ie stabil\u0103. O iubesc pe gagic\u0103-mea, m\u0103 iube\u015fte, totul merge bine. Am o singur\u0103 problem\u0103 cu ea: \u00eemi spune de zece ori aceea\u015fi chestie. \u015ei, de obicei, c\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 fac ceva. I mean, babe, am auzit din prima, chill. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Cum s-o fac s\u0103 nu se mai repete ca remixul.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Take care \u015fi \u0163ine-te c\u0103 te \u0163ii bine,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

X.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ea repet\u0103 un lucru, o face pentru c\u0103 nu e convins\u0103 c\u0103 ai auzit-o de prima oar\u0103. Mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i sunt extrem de ineficien\u0163i \u00een a procesa informa\u0163ie \u015fi a-\u015fi adapta atitudinea la ceea ce tocmai au aflat. Majoritatea zic \u0103h\u0103\u0103\u0103 \u015fi fac tot ca ei.<\/p>\n

Dau cel mai simplu exemplu domestic care \u00eemi vine \u00een minte.<\/p>\n

Ea: a f\u0103cut curat \u00een toat\u0103 casa.<\/p>\n

El: a stat ca\u00a0 ficusul. A ridicat picioarele c\u00e2nd a dat ea cu aspiratorul \u00een jurul canapelei.<\/p>\n

Ea, fericit\u0103 c\u0103 a terminat: Dragoste, du \u015fi tu gunoiul.<\/p>\n

El: \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103.<\/p>\n

(Nu se mi\u015fc\u0103.)<\/p>\n

Ea (dup\u0103 cinci minute): Iubi, te-am rugat mult s\u0103 duci \u015fi tu gunoiul.<\/p>\n

El: \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103.<\/p>\n

(\u00cen continuare nu se mi\u015fc\u0103.)<\/p>\n

Ea: \u00cen pula mea de idiotul pulii mele, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f pula \u00een toat\u0103 m\u0103-ta pe lung \u015fi pe lat, ridic\u0103 hoitul \u0103la puturos \u015fi du \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de misecuvenistul \u00eempu\u0163it al pizdii m\u0103-tii gunoiul, sau bag divor\u0163, futu-\u0163i rasa m\u0103-tii de lene\u015ful inutil al m\u0103-tii.<\/p>\n

El: Ce-ai, f\u0103, e\u015fti, isteric\u0103? Te-am auzit din prima.<\/p>\n

(\u00cen continuare nu se mi\u015fc\u0103.)<\/p>\n

Sigur, o s\u0103 spui tu, gre\u015feala e a femeii c\u0103 n-a negociat din prima o diviziune corect\u0103 a muncii, \u015fi acum \u00ee\u015fi pune ambi\u0163iile \u00een rahatul \u0103la de sac de gunoi, care implic\u0103 faptul c\u0103 \u015fi-a adus \u015fi \u0103la o contribu\u0163ie simbolic\u0103 la actul igieniz\u0103rii domiciliului.<\/p>\n

Dar probabil c\u0103 a \u00eencercat \u015fi \u0103la i-a r\u0103spuns tot \u0103h\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, facem. \u015ei n-a f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

Ia-o pe partea optimist\u0103. O tip\u0103 care \u00ee\u0163i repet\u0103 s\u0103 faci lucruri (pe care pariez c\u0103 nu le faci, altfel n-ar repeta) e o tip\u0103 care \u00eenc\u0103 sper\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 o rela\u0163ie corect\u0103 \u015fi echilibrat\u0103 cu tine. Alternativa e s\u0103-\u015fi bage pula \u00een tine definitiv \u015fi s\u0103 se descurce singur\u0103, din toate punctele de vedere, sau s\u0103 se reorienteze spre un altul, care nu o pune \u00een situa\u0163ia de a se repeta, apoi se pl\u00e2nge tot el c\u0103 ea se repet\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ce vreau s\u0103 spun cu asta e, pe scurt: du rahatul \u0103la de gunoi c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i zice s\u0103-l duci, c\u0103 oricum ea face grosul treburilor domestice.<\/p>\n

Cu prietenie,<\/p>\n

Lorena.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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\u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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