{"id":1861,"date":"2009-11-24T10:14:42","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T07:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1861"},"modified":"2009-11-24T10:14:42","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T07:14:42","slug":"hyde-park-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hyde-park-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Hyde Park News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/uglybadbear.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/front-hyde-park2.jpg?resize=545%2C850\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"545\" height=\"850\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/hyde-park1.pdf'>Hyde Park<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Revedere<\/p>\n<p>Unele lucruri nu se schimb\u0103 niciodat\u0103.<br \/>\nPrintre acestea se afl\u0103 \u015fi c\u00eeinii care p\u00eendesc prin bosche\u0163i<br \/>\n\u015ei de care se speriase at\u00eet de tare<br \/>\ndata trecut\u0103.<br \/>\nAce\u015ftia f\u0103ceau \u015fi acum ce \u015ftiau ei mai bine:<\/p>\n<p> M\u00eer\u00eeiau<br \/>\nL\u0103trau<br \/>\n \u00ce\u015fi ar\u0103tau col\u0163ii fioro\u015fi<br \/>\nOmniprezen\u0163a \u015fi omnipoten\u0163a.<br \/>\nCeea ce se schimbase \u00eens\u0103, \u00een aceast\u0103 poveste<br \/>\nEra \u00eens\u0103\u015fi fata-pisic\u0103.<br \/>\nDescoperise cu uimire c\u0103 de la un grad de nefericire \u00een sus<br \/>\nM\u00eer\u00eeielile, l\u0103tr\u0103turile, col\u0163ii,<br \/>\nBa chiar \u015fi omnipoten\u0163a<\/p>\n<p>Sunt ale naibii de irelevante.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014B\u0103i, fra\u0163ilor, ce-ar fi s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u00eenca\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 termin\u0103m b\u00eelciul? \u00eentreb\u0103 ea<br \/>\nApatic\u0103<br \/>\nDe parc\u0103 i-ar fi servit cu pateuri din bugetul de protocol.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u2014P\u0103i nu \u0163ipi?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Ba \u0163ip&#8230; pe interior.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Degeaba. Dac\u0103 nu \u0163ipi, nu are nici un farmec, protest\u0103 alt dul\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Nu am nici un chef. M\u00eenca\u0163i-m\u0103 pe mute\u015fte!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00eeinii se uitar\u0103 unii la al\u0163ii, se apropiar\u0103 de ea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Tu vorbe\u015fti serios?<br \/>\n\u2014Am cumva aerul c\u0103 fac glume cu via\u0163a mea?<br \/>\nDa, am f\u0103cut destule glume cu via\u0163a mea<\/p>\n<p>Dar eram \u00een eclips\u0103 temporar\u0103 a umorului<br \/>\n\u015ei nu-mi d\u0103deam seama c\u0103 sunt glume.<\/p>\n<p>Acum \u00eens\u0103 vorbesc al naibii de serios.<br \/>\nSunt de poman\u0103. Pentru sufletul bunicii mele<br \/>\nCare \u015ftia multe pove\u015fti frumoase \u015fi f\u0103cea dulce\u0163uri.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Nu mi-e foame \u2013 recunoscu jenat un c\u00eeine.<br \/>\n\u2014Eu de-abia am m\u00eencat, ad\u0103ug\u0103 altul.<br \/>\n\u2014Iar eu \u0163in diet\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei astfel se c\u0103r\u0103b\u0103nir\u0103 to\u0163i<br \/>\nL\u0103s\u00eend-o singur\u0103<br \/>\nCu concluzia.<\/p>\n<p>(Deci, nu era sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 singur\u0103<br \/>\nDe vreme ce o \u00eenso\u0163ea concluzia):<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Se pare c\u0103 substan\u0163a cea mai indigest\u0103 din lume<\/p>\n<p>E nep\u0103sarea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hyde Park Revedere Unele lucruri nu se schimb\u0103 niciodat\u0103. 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