{"id":18611,"date":"2019-11-07T10:18:48","date_gmt":"2019-11-07T07:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18611"},"modified":"2019-11-07T10:20:30","modified_gmt":"2019-11-07T07:20:30","slug":"la-patiserie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-patiserie\/","title":{"rendered":"La patiserie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trec eu prin fa\u021ba unei patiserii \u0219i m\u0103 uit la ni\u0219te pl\u0103cinte cu mere extrem de apetisante, tentante \u0219i ravisante. \u0218i simt o ploaie discret\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103. Controlez relativ bine pofta de dulce \u00een ultima vreme, dar, uneori, mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

-Bun\u0103 ziua, intru \u00een vorb\u0103 cu v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea, o tip\u0103 sl\u0103bu\u021b\u0103, ochelarist\u0103, cu tr\u0103s\u0103turi dure, parc\u0103 gravate \u00een piatr\u0103. Pl\u0103cintele cu mere arat\u0103 absolut fenomenal.<\/p>\n

Ochelarista \u00eemi arunc\u0103 o privire dispre\u021buitoare.<\/p>\n

-Dac\u0103 zice\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-Presupun c\u0103 sunt delicioase.<\/p>\n

-Sincer\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, habar n-am.<\/p>\n

-Cum a\u0219a?<\/p>\n

-Eu nu consum astfel de produse, domni\u0219oar\u0103. Nu le consider s\u0103n\u0103toase.<\/p>\n

-OK, nici nu sunt, dar nu asta \u00eentrebam.<\/p>\n

-Con\u021bin foarte mult zah\u0103r, iar aluatul are exagerat de multe gr\u0103simi. Dac\u0103 ar \u0219ti oamenii c\u00e2te boli ni se trag de la combina\u021bia \u00eentre zah\u0103r \u0219i gr\u0103simi, ar evita astfel de alimente.<\/p>\n

-Dar, doamn\u0103, jobul dumneavoastr\u0103 este s\u0103 le vinde\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i ce vre\u021bi, s\u0103 v\u0103 mint? Nu le recomand, nu le m\u0103n\u00e2nc, sunt boli la purt\u0103tor. Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi ceva, s\u0103-mi cere\u021bi, c\u0103 v\u0103 servesc.<\/p>\n

-Nu, nu, m-a\u021bi convins. M\u0103 duc acas\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc arugula cu quinoa.<\/p>\n

\u0218i \u00een timp ce plecam, meditam cu triste\u021be \u00een sinea mea c\u0103 un am\u0103r\u00e2t sau o am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 \u00eei pl\u0103te\u0219te \u0103steia lunar salariu, \u00eei cotizeaz\u0103 la s\u0103n\u0103tate, pensie \u0219i alte o mie \u0219i una de taxe, strict pentru ca ea s\u0103 desf\u0103\u0219oare activism nutri\u021bional la tejgheaua lui sau ei.<\/p>\n

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