\u0218tiu c\u0103 ai tot primit mailuri despre cum b\u0103rba\u021bii nu fac curat, dar vreau s\u0103-\u021bi scriu \u0219i eu despre cum femeile nu fac curat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Eu sunt genul pe care m\u0103-sa la pus la treab\u0103 de mic. M\u0103 organizez mereu, \u0219i oric\u00e2t\u0103 munc\u0103 a\u0219 avea, dac\u0103 vii la mine \u00een vizit\u0103 ai unde s\u0103 stai, \u0219i am \u0219i ce s\u0103-\u021bi dau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci. Nici m\u0103car nu e mare lucru.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n De dou\u0103 luni ies cu o fat\u0103 care nu e dispus\u0103 s\u0103 mi\u0219te absolut, dar absolut nimic \u00een cas\u0103. Am \u00eencercat cu frumosul, am \u00eencercat cu urlatul \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 abuziv, am \u00eencercat cu organizarea: s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 s\u0103 nu planifici nimic, c\u0103 facem curat. Ba nu, a zis ea, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 ies la mall cu fetele. Nu, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 facem curat \u00eenainte de mas\u0103 \u0219i ie\u0219i la mall cu fetele dup\u0103 aceea. A \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u021bipe c\u0103 o controlez \u0219i \u00eei fac program.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, ea a ie\u0219it cu fetele \u0219i eu am frecat faian\u021ba. Evident c\u0103 seara nu mai aveam nici un chef de sex, iar ea m-a \u00eentrebat batjocoritoare ce b\u0103rbat sunt eu.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dup\u0103 multe discu\u021bii, s-a oferit s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 jum\u0103tate din banii pentru o menajer\u0103. Dar eu nu vreau s\u0103 dau banii \u0103ia, c\u0103 nu e nevoie, \u0219tiu s\u0103 \u00eemi fac singur, \u0219i nu suport s\u0103-mi umble o str\u0103in\u0103 \u00een lucruri. \u0218i \u0219tii \u0219i tu, majoritatea menajerelor fac treab\u0103 de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103, faci un pic de inspec\u021bie dup\u0103 ele \u0219i vezi c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103-\u0219i strice manichiura.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n S-a oferit s\u0103-mi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 mie aceia\u0219i bani, cotiza\u021bia ei pentru cur\u0103\u021benie, \u0219i m-a scos total din s\u0103rite. Poate c\u0103 tanti se evalueaz\u0103 la 100 de lei ziua de munc\u0103, dar eu garantat m\u0103 evaluez cel pu\u021bin triplu, \u0219i s\u0103-mi dai 50 de lei dup\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut casa lun\u0103 e ca \u0219i cum m-ai scuipa \u00een cap.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Ce s\u0103 fac?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Cu prietenie,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n X.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi foarte serios dac\u0103 tu \u0219i tipa asta ave\u021bi suficiente lucruri care s\u0103 v\u0103 apropie, \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 domine peste lucrurile care v\u0103 separ\u0103.<\/p>\n Te \u00een\u021beleg. Sincer, te \u00een\u021beleg. Combina\u021bia dintre cineva care freac\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua c\u00e2te ceva \u0219i cineva torturat de cea mai atroce durere \u00een pl\u0103 legat\u0103 de treburile domestice e un izvor interminabil de toxicitate \u0219i frustr\u0103ri, \u0219i cel mai crud repelent al apetitului sexual, de c\u00e2nd omul a legat ni\u0219te paie \u0219i a f\u0103cut primul m\u0103turoi cu care a dat \u00een pe\u0219ter\u0103 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/p>\n \u0218i \u00een general, la c\u00e2t de ambi\u021bios \u0219i orgolios e rom\u00e2nul \u00een via\u021ba lui intim\u0103, cu c\u00e2t \u00eei spui unui partener sau unei partenere c\u0103 te deranjeaz\u0103 ceva, cu at\u00e2t o va face numai de-al dracului, pentru c\u0103 na\u021bia noastr\u0103 nu are o cultur\u0103 a iubirii \u0219i cooper\u0103rii \u00eentre parteneri. De aceea, fiecare rela\u021bie e\u0219ueaz\u0103 \u00een a fi o form\u0103 absolut iritant\u0103 \u0219i obositoare de “care pe care”.<\/p>\n Versiunea cea mai simpl\u0103, din ce mi-ai povestit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, este s\u0103 concluziona\u021bi c\u0103 nu v\u0103 foarte potrivi\u021bi, \u0219i s-o lua\u021bi fiecare pe c\u0103rarea proprie.<\/p>\n Dar asta \u0219tiai \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi scrii mie. Faptul c\u0103 \u00een loc s\u0103 te despar\u021bi pur \u0219i simplu alegi s\u0103 \u00eemi scrii mie \u00eemi spune c\u0103 tu totu\u0219i vrei s\u0103 fii cu aia.<\/p>\n Hai s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m o manevr\u0103 care s\u0103-i activeze ei un motor uman ve\u0219nic func\u021bional, \u0219i anume gelozia.<\/p>\n Surprinde-o: accept\u0103 oferta s\u0103 c\u0103uta\u021bi menajer\u0103. Dar nu pe recomand\u0103ri. D\u0103 anun\u021b la ziar \u0219i ia-o pe cea mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i frumoas\u0103 persoan\u0103 care se prezint\u0103 pentru job. \u0218i \u00een timp ce aia face curat, fii grijuliu, dr\u0103gu\u021b, \u0219i treb\u0103luie\u0219te \u0219i tu \u00een jurul ei, gen s\u0103 termine treaba mai repede, dar \u00een realitate, s\u0103 te vad\u0103 gagic\u0103-ta flirt\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n S\u0103 vezi cum n-o s\u0103 mai vrea cu fetele la mall \u00een timpul cur\u0103\u021beniei, lol.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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