Cu c\u00e2t sari mai degrab\u0103 s\u0103 amenin\u021bi \u00eentr-o situa\u021bie care nu e \u00een esen\u021b\u0103 agresiv\u0103, cu at\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi dai \u00een vileag lipsa real\u0103 de autoritate \u0219i de control.<\/p>\n
Ca loserul care a postat o t\u00e2mpenie agramat\u0103 sub un text al meu pe Linkedin, cu un nick total iluzoriu, \u0219i pentru c\u0103 am constatat cu amuzament “Ce prost e\u0219ti, prietene”, a r\u0103spuns: “Ne vedem \u00een tribunal.” Cum ar veni, \u00eei zici lui Merry Christmas c\u0103 e prost \u0219i te d\u0103 Ionel Apuloae \u00een judecat\u0103 c\u0103 l-ai jignit. Hihi. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 cu prima replic\u0103 a sugerat c\u0103 era prost, cu a doua a confirmat f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de b\u0103nuial\u0103.<\/p>\n
Vrei s\u0103 nu pari prost? Rumeg\u0103 bine ce le scrii altora. Verific\u0103 gramatica \u0219i punctua\u021bia. Mai cite\u0219te o carte, dezvolt\u0103-\u021bi vocabularul.<\/p>\n
\u00cen continuare pari prost, c\u0103 \u0103sta e materialul clientului \u0219i nu se lipe\u0219te cartea de tine cum nu se lipe\u0219te apa de ra\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n
Asta e, nu ai de ce s\u0103 insi\u0219ti tot tu pe peretele \u0103luia care a constatat c\u0103 bubui de prost. Asum\u0103-te.<\/p>\n
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TRICK TWO: Verific\u0103 dac\u0103 ai dreptate.<\/strong><\/p>\n De exemplu, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 duc \u00een vizit\u0103 la mama, la un moment dat se satur\u0103 de hainele mele care se l\u0103f\u0103ie pe podea, scaune, fotolii, u\u0219i, ferestre, lustr\u0103, \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n Sau le aduni, sau le arunc pe geam.<\/p>\n \u0218i evident c\u0103 le adun, nu pentru c\u0103 mi-ar fi vreo team\u0103 c\u0103 le arunc\u0103 pe geam, ci din cu totul alt motiv, extrem de simplu: femeia are dreptate. Convie\u021buirea cu cineva obi\u0219nuit s\u0103-\u0219i lase blugii \u00een mijlocul covorului \u0219i geaca pe m\u00e2nerul dulapului din buc\u0103t\u0103rie e un chin pentru cineva obi\u0219nuit cu ordinea.<\/p>\n \u0218i atunci, le adun.<\/p>\n Vede\u021bi voi, copila\u0219ii mo\u0219ului, con\u0219tiin\u021ba c\u0103 ai dreptate d\u0103 alt\u0103 greutate atitudinii omului. Chiar dac\u0103 amenin\u021barea \u00een sine e pueril\u0103. \u0218i apropo de amenin\u021b\u0103ri puerile.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n TRICK THREE: Asigur\u0103-te c\u0103 amenin\u021barea e realist\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mi se tot \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103ri de un infantilism \u0219i de o stupizenie atroce. \u0218tiu unde stai. Vin \u0219i te bat. Vin \u0219i te fac, vin \u0219i te dreg\/ Te ui\u021bi la profilul omului, st\u0103 bine mersi \u00een Australia, are \u0219i poze din Sidney. Lol, te \u0219i cred c\u0103 faci 20 de ore cu avionul s\u0103 m\u0103 ba\u021bi pe mine, apoi 20 de ore \u00eenapoi. \u0218i dac\u0103 prin absurd, vii: Bucure\u0219tiul e imens. De unde m\u0103 iei? M\u0103 iei de pul\u0103, poate.<\/p>\n Alt viteaz m\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103 cu proces pentru un contract pe care nu l-am semnat. \u0218i n-am semnat contractul taman pentru c\u0103 aspectul japc\u0103 era vizibil din avion. Un om care n-a semnat contract cu tine are exact zero obliga\u021bii \u00een ceea ce te prive\u0219te. Evident c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sperii cu genul \u0103sta de amenin\u021bare; dar \u00ee\u021bi \u0219i faci coming outul ce larv\u0103 de om e\u0219ti de fapt. Aproape c\u0103 ai fi pervers, dar perversiunea implic\u0103 \u0219i inteligen\u021b\u0103, nu doar par\u0219ivenie. Par\u0219ivenia prosteasc\u0103 e ridicol\u0103.<\/p>\n Iar asta ne duce la punctul 4.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n TRICK FOUR: Asigur\u0103-te c\u0103 po\u021bi fi luat \u00een serios.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un om onorabil, care face mereu ceea ce promite \u0219i are o coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103 verificabil\u0103, ai \u0219anse s\u0103 fii crezut. Cu mica diferen\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 acel gen de om nu amenin\u021b\u0103. \u00ce\u0219i folose\u0219te ce are deasupra capului, \u0219i cum zona aia nu sluje\u0219te doar de acoper\u0103m\u00e2nt pentru g\u00e2t, \u0219i ajunge la rezultate convenabile pentru el printr-o infinitate de alte c\u0103i.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti genul de lichea care s-a tot sucit \u00een afirma\u021bii \u0219i a f\u0103cut altceva dec\u00e2t a promis, amenin\u021barea e cam ultima cale la care te califici s\u0103 recurgi. Dac\u0103 tu ca om nu inspiri respect, nici amenin\u021b\u0103rile tale nu inspir\u0103 \u00eencredere.<\/p>\n \u0218i principalul motiv pentru care nu sperii pe nimeni \u021bine de punctul 5 \u0219i anume.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n TRICK FIVE: C\u00e2nd amenin\u021bi, asigur\u0103-te c\u0103 nu ai tu mai mult de pierdut dec\u00e2t \u0103la pe care \u00eel amenin\u021bi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00cenainte s\u0103 azv\u00e2rli cu promisiunea c\u0103 o s\u0103 faci \u0219i o s\u0103 dregi, ia o foaie de h\u00e2rtie. F\u0103 o ax\u0103 de coordonate. Pe abscis\u0103 treci: ce am eu de c\u00e2\u0219tigat dac\u0103 \u00eel enervez pe \u0103la \u00een zona de peste zero \u0219i ce am eu de pierdut dac\u0103 \u00eel enervez pe \u0103la pe zona de sub zero.<\/p>\n Pe ordonat\u0103 treci: Ce are \u0103la de pierdut dac\u0103-\u0219i bag\u0103 pula \u00een mor\u021bii mei pe zona pozitiv\u0103 \u0219i Ce are \u0103la de c\u00e2\u0219tigat dac\u0103-\u0219i bag\u0103 pula \u00een mor\u021bii mei pe zona negativ\u0103.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 rezultatul final e \u00een sec\u021biunea D, stai lini\u0219tit pe curu-\u021bi \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103-te singur \u00een oglind\u0103, ca Robert de Niro \u00een Taxi Driver.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Unii oameni \u00ee\u0219i rezolv\u0103 treburile cu diploma\u021bie, hot\u0103r\u00e2re, \u0219i, periodic, c\u00e2nd nu prea au de ales, cu o doz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 de umor. 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\nCe-mi faci tu mie, m\u0103?
\nTe dau \u00een judecat\u0103 c\u0103 nu semnezi contractul.
\nPhahahahaha. <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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