Nu sunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 ceea ce-\u021bi scriu eu aici \u00ee\u0219i are locul \u00een Po\u0219ta Redac\u021biei a blogului t\u0103u, de aceea n-o s-o lungesc.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Azi,<\/strong> (mailul a fost trimis alalt\u0103ieri, dar to\u021bi avem dreptul s\u0103 mahMURIM o zi dup\u0103 ziua noastr\u0103, not\u0103 Lorena) \u00eenainte de a vota, m\u0103 uitam cu triste\u021be la zdren\u021bele decolorate care at\u00e2rn\u0103 deasupra Consulatului Roman \u0219i – pentru a nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2ta oar\u0103 – le mai fac c\u00e2teva poze, a\u0219a am\u0103r\u00e2te cum sunt.<\/strong> Asta \u00eens\u0103 e doar prima parte \u0219i e doar enervant\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n Acum vine partea \u00een care-s \u00eengrijorat\u0103: Indivizii \u0103\u0219tia trei care stau la urme sunt doar angaja\u021bii consulatului. Nu e nicio figur\u0103 nou\u0103, cineva care s\u0103 semene a observator. E normal?<\/strong><\/p>\n Cu drag,<\/strong><\/p>\n X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n Orice problem\u0103 a oricui are loc \u00een po\u0219ta redac\u021biei, ba chiar apreciez c\u0103 e o noutate fa\u021b\u0103 de eternul “Ixulic\u0103 nu m\u0103 iube\u0219te, sau chiar dac\u0103 m\u0103 iube\u0219te, nu pune m\u00e2na pe aspirator.”<\/p>\n Deci, mul\u0163umesc pentru poveste \u015fi pentru poze. Am postat una singur\u0103, c\u0103 ne e clar ce vedem.<\/p>\n Tipul care a comentat aiurea e doar prototipul de gigel prost de se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u015fi cu pusee de autoritarism f\u0103r\u0103 baz\u0103. Dac\u0103 le postezi, ce? Termin eu propozi\u0163ia pentru tine: o s\u0103 te pupe \u00een cur deosebit de lung, tandru \u015fi f\u0103c\u00e2nd optule\u0163e unduitoare cu limba.<\/p>\n Consulatul e obiectiv de interes public finan\u0163at din impozitele contribuabililor. Ai tot dreptul s\u0103-i faci c\u00e2te pictoriale vrea pula ta, din ce unghi vrea pula ta, mai ales c\u0103 steagurile rupte sunt expuse afar\u0103, \u00een v\u0103zul oricui. Poate cel mult, ca Mirciulic\u0103 Buze Reci, s\u0103-\u0163i sug\u0103 \u015fi pula. (Da, nepoate, dar ce buze reci poate s\u0103 aib\u0103…)<\/p>\n \u0102la te amenin\u0163a strict pentru c\u0103, probabil, consulatul prime\u015fte buget anual de steaguri, ca Ghi\u0163\u0103 Pristanda (dou\u0103 la prim\u0103rie, dou\u0103 la prefectur\u0103, dou\u0103 la catrindal\u0103, la Sf\u00e2ntu Nicolae) \u015fi \u00eel reinveste\u015fte \u00een ursule\u0163i guma\u0163i. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 tu ar\u0103\u0163i lumii \u00eentregi cum sunt steagurile de pe consulatul rom\u00e2nesc din Abu Dhabi, se prind \u015fi superiorii c\u0103-\u015fi iau ursule\u0163i guma\u0163i din banii de steaguri.<\/p>\n Prost fiind, a ales amenin\u0163area, adic\u0103 exact calea prin care \u00eei \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i \u015fi mai tare pe oamenii ca noi. Drept care, tu mi-ai trimis mie steagurile, iar eu le fac celebre pe tot internetul.<\/p>\n Lumeeeee, a\u015fa arat\u0103 steagurile din Abu Dhabi.<\/p>\n Domnu’ de la consulat, \u0163ine-\u0163i amenin\u0163\u0103rile pentru m\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n Legat de absen\u0163a unui observator: da, e nasol. Dar pentru preziden\u0163iale, miza e mic\u0103. Chiar dac\u0103 ie\u015fea Veorika: pre\u015fedintele de unul singur are puteri limitate. Doar reprezint\u0103 \u0163ara pe ici \u015fi pe colo \u015fi mai \u0163ine c\u00e2te un speech \u00eenduio\u015f\u0103tor, dar cu zero valoare juridic\u0103.<\/p>\n Pentru parlamentare, ofer\u0103-te tu s\u0103 fii observator \u015fi stai cu ochii pe ei ca pe butelie. Acolo e lupta cea mare pe ciolan.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/steaguri-e1574721407546.jpg?fit=539%2C554&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18655"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18661,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18655\/revisions\/18661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nC\u00e2nd ajung \u00een\u0103untru, s\u0103 vezi n\u0103zb\u00e2tie! Cel care se nume\u0219te Pre\u0219edinte de Vot m\u0103 ia la \u00eentreb\u0103ri c\u0103 de ce am fotografiat steagurile (ce sa fac\u0103, m\u0103?!?)<\/strong>
\n“Pentru c\u0103 sunt ni\u0219te zdren\u021be”, zic.<\/strong>
\n“E din cauza ploii”, m\u0103 minte de la obraz.<\/strong>
\n“De la ploaia de acum trei ani” zic. Ca am poze pe undeva cu ele tot a\u0219a zdren\u021buite \u00eenc\u0103 de atunci.<\/strong>
\nLa plecare m\u0103 avertizeaz\u0103 cu tupeu:<\/strong>
\n“Vede\u021bi ca m\u00e2ine schimb\u0103m steagurile, a\u0219a c\u0103 dac\u0103 posta\u021bi vreo poz\u0103…” N-am mai auzit, ie\u0219isem deja, dar \u00eemi \u00eenchipui ce voia s\u0103 spun\u0103. Adic\u0103 ei o s\u0103 schimbe steagurile \u0219i EU o s\u0103 cad de mincinoas\u0103, gen.<\/strong>
\nDac\u0103 ar fi avut bunul sim\u021b s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 gura, pozele astea s-ar fi al\u0103turat celor de acum doi ani, \u00een arhiv\u0103.<\/strong>
\nDar tupeul nesim\u021bit m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc pentru 5 minute s\u0103 scriu postul \u0103sta \u0219i s\u0103 postez pozele cu zdren\u021bele de steaguri care flutur\u0103 deasupra Consulatului Roman \u00een Dubai.<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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