{"id":18662,"date":"2019-11-27T12:16:47","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T09:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18662"},"modified":"2019-11-27T12:16:47","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T09:16:47","slug":"timisoara-manelele-si-open-air-cooking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/timisoara-manelele-si-open-air-cooking\/","title":{"rendered":"Timi\u0219oara, manelele \u0219i open air cooking"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, timi\u0219orenii din lista mea \u00ee\u0219i declarau la unison bucuria. Prim\u0103ria Timi\u0219oara emisese un act prin care interzicea pe domeniul public manelele \u0219i orice form\u0103 de g\u0103tit \u00een aer liber produc\u0103toare de mirosuri de buc\u0103t\u0103rie de intensit\u0103\u021bi deranjante”.<\/p>\n

Par ni\u0219te\u00a0 idei extrem de nobile \u015fi de salutare, reie\u015fea din aplauzele unanime ale comentatorilor. (De\u015fi, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, a\u015ftept cu emo\u0163ie T\u00e2rgul \u0103la de Cr\u0103ciun f\u0103r\u0103 chestii calde sf\u00e2r\u00e2ind pe varii forme de foc. C\u00e2nd tot ce o s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti la t\u00e2rg va fi sandvi\u0219 la \u0163ipl\u0103, de genul celui pe care-l iei la automat \u015fi are miros specific de st\u0103tut, la o intensitate nonderanjant\u0103.<\/p>\n

Problema, stima\u0163ii mei cititori, e \u00een ac\u021biunea de a interzice. Un gen muzical. O activitate public\u0103 de celebrare. E un precedent care poate deveni periculos, dac\u0103 le d\u0103 idei \u015fi altor primari.<\/p>\n

Eu nu ascult niciodat\u0103 manele din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103. Nu sunt my particular cup of tea, am al\u0163i arti\u015fti prefera\u0163i. Dar le-am ascultat \u00een cantit\u0103\u0163i industriale pe la petreceri \u015fi, recunosc, am rupt mai multe tocuri stiletto pe ele dec\u00e2t pe paso doble, de exemplu. Pentru c\u0103 nici un rom\u00e2n n-o s\u0103 pun\u0103 un paso doble la un chef, \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 l-ar pune, nici un invitat nu o s\u0103 se \u00eencumete s\u0103-l danseze, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 arate ca un sac de cartofi cuprins brusc de av\u00e2nt. Pentru paso doble, \u00ee\u0163i trebuie \u015fcoal\u0103. Pentru manea, e suficient s\u0103 ai un popou \u015fi suficient\u0103 b\u0103utur\u0103 la bord \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 dai din el st\u00e2nga – dreapta sau cu rota\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 oamenii care se isterizeaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de tare la manele se duc vreodat\u0103 la petreceri – \u015fi nu m\u0103 refer la gale, reuniuni \u015fi alte nume generice pentru evenimente la care mori pe interior lent \u015fi chinuit. M\u0103 refer la petreceri reale, unde accentul nu cade pe a-i urm\u0103ri ironic pe al\u0163ii din col\u0163ul ochiului \u015fi a comenta r\u0103ut\u0103cios tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103 \u00een jur, ci pe a te bucura real de moment. \u015ei cum se distreaz\u0103 ei, atunci c\u00e2nd pretind c\u0103 se distreaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei a\u0219a cum tu te \u00eenfoi ca un curcan agitat la manele \u015fi devii o mas\u0103 amorf\u0103 isteric\u0103, al\u0163ii se produc similar la alte genuri muzicale, care poate c\u0103 sunt mai aproape de inima ta. De exemplu, rockul. Dup\u0103 tragedia de la Colectiv, au ap\u0103rut 469 de peti\u0163ii agramate semnate de rom\u00e2ni “verji” tradi\u0163ionali \u015fi sarmali\u015fti, cum c\u0103 interzice\u021bi rockul, c\u0103 e muzica lui Scarao\u021bchi \u015fi ptiu ucig\u0103-l toaca.<\/p>\n

Acum, o vedem \u015fi pe Firea care, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u015fte, devine mai bisericoas\u0103 dec\u00e2t vecin\u0103-ta de 80 de ani, ascult\u0103toare \u00eemp\u0103timit\u0103 de Radio Trinitas, care \u00ee\u0163i transmite slujba Domnului prin pere\u0163i \u00een fiecare duminic\u0103, c\u0103 a venit frigul \u015fi r\u0103ce\u015fte la ovare c\u00e2nd merge personal la biseric\u0103, plus c\u0103 o dor genunchii de la \u00eengenuncheat.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 i se pune \u015fi ei (lui Firea zic, nu babei de la \u015fapte) pata c\u0103 rockul e ient\u0103rteinm\u0103ntu Satanei \u015fi pune poprire pe concertele rock \u00een aer liber? C\u0103 dac\u0103 Robu a putut, ea de ce s\u0103 nu poat\u0103? Ce, ea nu e tot prim\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 atotputernic\u0103 \u015fi face ce vrea s\u00e2rma ei?<\/p>\n

La pariu c\u0103 \u015fi acest paragraf o s\u0103 atrag\u0103 vreo 57890 de comentarii cretine de la al\u0163i rom\u00e2ni verji, cum c\u0103 dadada, s\u0103 le interzic\u0103, ce bineee?<\/p>\n

\u0162i-e ok s\u0103 te identifici cu \u0103\u0219tia?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 altui idiot \u00eei vine ideea s\u0103 interzic\u0103 teatrul independent de cr\u00e2\u015fme, c\u0103 e g\u0103l\u0103gios \u015fi pe alocuri vulgar?<\/p>\n

Unde o s\u0103-\u015fi manifeste talentul 3567890 de absolven\u0163i ai facult\u0103\u021bilor de teatru, care nu au conexiuni s\u0103 le asigure un contract de munc\u0103 la un teatru de stat? \u015ei cine ar vrea un contract de munc\u0103 la un teatru de stat, in the first place?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 altui idiot \u00eei vine ideea s\u0103 interzic\u0103 festivalurile open air, c\u0103 produc g\u0103l\u0103gie la intensit\u0103\u0163i deranjante?<\/p>\n

\u015ei aici, prev\u0103d c\u0103 o sar\u0103 o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de bigo\u0163i cu dadada, s\u0103 le interzic\u0103, ce at\u00e2ta muzic\u0103, vrem o lume lini\u015ftit\u0103, gri \u015fi fad\u0103 ca via\u0163a noastr\u0103 de robo\u0163ei seta\u0163i pe traseul cas\u0103 – munc\u0103 – supermarket.<\/p>\n

Ceau\u015fescu ar fi m\u00e2ndru de voi.<\/p>\n

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S\u0103 interzici e simplu. S\u0103 educi oamenii s\u0103 nu-\u015fi lase gunoiul dup\u0103 ei e mai greu. (Probabil c\u0103 asta e justificarea dind\u0103r\u0103tul interzicerii gr\u0103tarului).<\/p>\n

Numai c\u0103 prostul c\u0103ruia i-ai interzis s\u0103 fac\u0103 gr\u0103tar o s\u0103 consume sandvi\u0219ul la \u0163ipl\u0103, \u015fi apoi, ce face el cu plasticul? Uimire: \u00eel arunc\u0103 tot pe jos.<\/p>\n

Po\u0163i s\u0103 interzici asta cu 256890 de legi, \u015fi tot o va face.<\/p>\n

Dar po\u0163i s\u0103-l amendezi la fiecare abatere. Nu mult, 30 de lei pe gunoi aruncat. Azi 30, m\u00e2ine 30, poim\u00e2ine se face suta, deja se g\u00e2nde\u015fte de dou\u0103 ori dac\u0103 nu e mai bine s\u0103 arunce totu\u0219i la co\u015f.<\/p>\n

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