{"id":18667,"date":"2019-11-29T09:58:10","date_gmt":"2019-11-29T06:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18667"},"modified":"2019-11-29T09:58:10","modified_gmt":"2019-11-29T06:58:10","slug":"nu-mimam-orgasme-ne-pare-rau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-mimam-orgasme-ne-pare-rau\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu mim\u0103m orgasme, ne pare r\u0103u"},"content":{"rendered":"

Azi, iubit\u0103 parohie, vom vorbi despre un subiect care m\u0103 tot b\u00e2z\u00e2ie pe creier de ceva vreme, \u015fi anume: preten\u0163ia ca, \u00een pofida stresului cotidian, femeia s\u0103 fie perpetuu z\u00e2mbitoare \u015fi \u00eentr-un mood de “am cea mai pl\u0103cut\u0103 zi a vie\u0163ii mele”.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 un b\u0103rbat e moroc\u0103nos, toat\u0103 lumea se gr\u0103be\u015fte s\u0103-l scuze: Hai, las\u0103-l \u015fi pe el, are o zi proast\u0103. Are voie s\u0103 aib\u0103 o zi proast\u0103. Are semn\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi paraf\u0103 de la Dumnezeu personal c\u0103 are dreptul la zilele lui proaste.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 o femeie e nervoas\u0103, toat\u0103 lumea are ceva de comentat r\u0103ut\u0103cios. Chiar dac\u0103 femeia nu \u00ee\u015fi revars\u0103 nervozitatea pe cei din jur. Chiar dac\u0103 se poart\u0103 politicos \u015fi rezervat, stoarce din ea un bine, mul\u0163umesc c\u00e2nd o \u00eentrebi ce mai face \u015fi chiar te \u00eentreab\u0103 ce mai faci tu.<\/p>\n

Deci, chiar dac\u0103 femeia \u00ee\u015fi vede lini\u015ftit\u0103 de treab\u0103, sau \u00ee\u015fi posteaz\u0103 statusurile nemul\u0163umite pe propriul perete, simplul fapt c\u0103 are o zi \u00een care nu e poster la past\u0103 de din\u0163i e de natur\u0103 s\u0103 genereze o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de reac\u0163ii t\u00e2mpite.<\/p>\n

Da’ du-te, drag\u0103, \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Prezum\u0163ia c\u0103 omul n-are nici o treab\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 poate pleca a\u015fa de nebun \u00een lume e de o lips\u0103 de respect atroce. De asemenea, preten\u0163ia c\u0103-i spui omului ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, din propriii lui bani munci\u0163i cu greu, e de o lips\u0103 de respect atroce. (Dac\u0103, desigur, nu te oferi tu s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti vacan\u0163a.)<\/p>\n

\u015ei poate c\u0103 exist\u0103 momente extrem de proaste \u015fi de tensionate inclusiv \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Prezum\u0163ia c\u0103 nu po\u0163i avea o problem\u0103, \u00een calitate de femeie, \u015fi c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i asuma public c\u0103 ai o problem\u0103 este… ei, bine, este o problem\u0103 \u00een sine, \u015ei o mie de vacan\u0163e nu o vor rezolva.<\/p>\n

Da’ ce, drag\u0103, e\u015fti nefutut\u0103?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poate c\u0103 e o uimire pentru mul\u0163i, dar c\u00e2nd oamenii au responsabilit\u0103\u0163i \u00een via\u0163\u0103, foarte multe nemul\u0163umiri \u015fi foarte multe st\u0103ri de stres au absolut zero leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu via\u0163a sexual\u0103. Sau cu absen\u0163a ei. C\u00e2nd ceva nu se leag\u0103 profesional, po\u0163i s\u0103 ai acas\u0103 un penis de diamant, \u015fi s\u0103 faci sex de zece ori consecutiv, tot o s\u0103 fii cu mintea la treaba care nu se leag\u0103 profesional.<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd ai de luat bani \u015fi se tot am\u00e2n\u0103…<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 forma realist\u0103 a acestei \u00eentreb\u0103ri ar trebui s\u0103 fie: Da’ ce, drag\u0103, e\u015fti nepl\u0103tit\u0103?<\/p>\n

Da, c\u00e2nd sunt nepl\u0103tit\u0103 de obicei am o proast\u0103 dispozi\u0163ie accentuat\u0103, \u015fi exist\u0103 cauzalitate.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, ce acritur\u0103 e\u015fti!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Te-ai califica s\u0103-mi spui c\u0103 sunt acritur\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u015f proceda ca pro\u015ftii: vin cu stare na\u015fpa din alt\u0103 parte \u015fi o descarc pe tine, nevinovat. Lucru pe care nu \u00eel fac niciodat\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 era exact ce f\u0103cea mama, c\u00e2nd eram eu copil: venea nervoas\u0103 de la munc\u0103 \u015fi se desc\u0103rca pe mine.<\/p>\n

Eu sunt nervosul politicos, care cel mult se scuz\u0103 c\u0103 nu poate purta acum o conversa\u0163ie, c\u0103 are o zi nasoal\u0103. \u015ei exact atunci simt idio\u0163ii s\u0103 te pedepseasc\u0103 tot pe tine c\u0103 ai o zi nasoal\u0103. De parc\u0103 era alegerea ta s\u0103 ai o zi nasoal\u0103, nu un cumul de factori independen\u0163i de voin\u0163a ta.<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2te ori sim\u0163i\u0163i nevoia s\u0103 agasa\u0163i suplimentar \u015fi s\u0103 jigni\u0163i o femeie care v-a spus frumos c\u0103 are o zi nasoal\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 vrea l\u0103sat\u0103 \u00een pace (dar a\u0163i respecta un b\u0103rbat \u00een aceea\u015fi situa\u0163ie) ave\u0163i o pul\u0103 karmic\u0103 direct \u00een fica\u0163i de la Lorena Lupu.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 tu alegi s\u0103 m\u0103 iri\u0163i \u00een plus c\u00e2nd eu deja sunt iritat\u0103 din alt\u0103 parte \u015fi \u0163i-am spus frumos c\u0103 am o zi nasoal\u0103, nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 invi\u0163i parada de mor\u0163i de mam\u0103. Pe care eu, om decent, mi-o defilam de una singur\u0103 \u00een col\u0163ul meu, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te r\u0103nesc cu nimic.<\/p>\n

\u015etii c\u0103 faci riduri?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 moar\u0103 m\u0103-ta dac\u0103 ridurile au fost vreodat\u0103 prima preocupare a unei femei nervoase. Ideea asta, c\u0103 aspectul e mai important dec\u00e2t confortul interior, ar merita bocanci \u00een cap p\u00e2n\u0103 prind to\u0163i pro\u015ftii, de ambele sexe (da, nenum\u0103rate femei care agaseaz\u0103 similar femei prost dispuse care nu le-au \u00eentrebat \u015fi nu le-au cerut nimic) ideea c\u0103 o femeie e \u00een primul r\u00e2nd un om, cu zile bune \u015fi proaste, cu realiz\u0103ri \u015fi e\u015fecuri, cu satisfac\u0163ii \u015fi nemul\u0163umiri, \u015fi abia dup\u0103 aceea o imagine de pus \u00een ram\u0103.<\/p>\n

Glume idioate.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nope, un om nervos nu e amuzat. Nu, un om nervos nu e interesat s\u0103 dovedeasc\u0103 exact \u00een minutul \u0103la un sim\u0163 al umorului. Da, un om nervos are dreptul s\u0103 fie nervos \u015fi s\u0103 aib\u0103 o problem\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ignor\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sfatul \u0103sta cu ignoratul m\u0103 face s\u0103 v\u0103d ro\u015fu. Cei care citi\u0163i acest blog \u015fti\u0163i deja.<\/p>\n

A\u015f lua fiecare individ care mi-a zis vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 ignor, i-a\u015f lega de un gard, \u015fi a\u015f pune o sut\u0103 de c\u00e2ini violen\u0163i lega\u0163i \u00een a\u015fa fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 fie la zece centimetri de persoana lui \u015fi totu\u015fi s\u0103 nu-l ajung\u0103, s\u0103-l latre \u00eend\u00e2rjit. Apoi i-a\u015f zice: Hai, ignor\u0103. De ce nu po\u0163i? Pari cam tulburat. Cum era cu ignoratul?<\/p>\n

Vai, dar ce posac\u0103 e Cut\u0103reasca!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ai tu idee ce are Cut\u0103reasca acas\u0103? Care sunt problemele ei? Cu ce se chinuie? Ce are de tras? Nu. Atunci nu rata o fenomenal\u0103 ocazie de a t\u0103cea ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n

Se r\u0103zbun\u0103 Cut\u0103reasca pe tine pentru probleme din alt\u0103 parte? Nasol.<\/p>\n

Alege s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi vad\u0103 de ale ei, dar bagi tu b\u0103\u0163ul prin gard de prost\/proast\u0103 ce e\u015fti? P\u0103i futu-\u0163i mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de prost\/proast\u0103, \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 respec\u0163i nevoile altora.<\/p>\n

Un b\u0103rbat indispus are \u015fi el o zi nasoal\u0103, c\u0103 e om.<\/p>\n

OK, o femeie la fel.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai cu ce s-o aju\u0163i, bine. Dac\u0103 nu, opteaz\u0103 pentru l\u0103sarea pur \u015fi simplu \u00een pace.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 dac\u0103 se for\u0163eaz\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 vesel\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu este, tot tu: Vaaai, da’ ce fals\u0103 e Cut\u0103reasca!<\/p>\n

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