Stai de vorb\u0103 cu o tip\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi poveste\u0219te o problem\u0103. Ai dou\u0103 op\u021biuni: dac\u0103 ai cu ce s\u0103 aju\u021bi \u0219i vrei, oferi ajutor. Dac\u0103 nu, ar\u0103\u021bi compasiune, o \u00eencurajezi s\u0103 hang in there \u0219i schimbi delicat subiectul.<\/p>\n
Apoi, intr\u0103 \u00een conversa\u021bie prostul. Pentru prost, femeia e un accesoriu sau ceva, \u0219i problemele accesoriilor sunt irelevante. Drept care, prostul o d\u0103 din fundul gr\u0103dinii: E\u0219ti prea serioas\u0103.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 moooori tu cu m\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 un tovar\u0103\u0219 al t\u0103u \u021bi-ar povesti un rahat, \u021bi-ai permite s\u0103-i spui c\u0103 e prea serios? Probabil c\u0103 nu. Pentru c\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u00een secunda a doua, \u0103la ar zice s\u0103 discu\u021bi cu m\u0103-ta, c\u0103 pare mai vesel\u0103.<\/p>\n
Femeile NU au vreo obliga\u021bie celest\u0103 s\u0103 fie dr\u0103gu\u021be, amabile \u0219i s\u0103 mint\u0103 frumos. Habar n-am de unde a r\u0103s\u0103rit norma asta social\u0103 imbecil\u0103 \u0219i de ce genera\u021bii \u00eentregi au adoptat-o, \u00een pofida mun\u021bilor de disconfort care au ap\u0103rut \u00een urma ei.<\/p>\n
Da, b\u0103i, sunt serioas\u0103. E stilul meu de a func\u021biona \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Mi-a adus multe contracte. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 mimez altceva pentru miza zero pe care o reprezin\u021bi \u00een via\u021ba mea.<\/p>\n
\u0218i apropo de asta:<\/p>\n
B) Ar trebui s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Iar tu ar trebui s\u0103 te dai cu capul de pere\u021bi.<\/p>\n \u0218i totu\u0219i, de ce nu z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti mai des?<\/p>\n \u0218i totu\u0219i, de ce nu te dai cu capul de pere\u021bi mai des?<\/p>\n E ceva at\u00e2t de minimalizant \u0219i de lipsit de respect \u00een a dicta expresia facial\u0103 a cuiva care nu e secretara ta, s\u0103-i pl\u0103te\u0219ti un salariu s\u0103 mimeze c\u0103 \u00eei pas\u0103 de priorit\u0103\u021bile tale, sau fotomodelul t\u0103u angajat, s\u0103-i dai directive legate de ce fe\u021be s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u00een poze.<\/p>\n Unii oameni sunt natural z\u00e2mb\u0103re\u021bi, al\u021bii nu. Ce informa\u021bie nou\u0103, wow.<\/p>\n Mi-am f\u0103cut un statement din a nu z\u00e2mbi \u00een poze, except\u00e2ndu-le pe cele \u00een care mi se spune o glum\u0103 sau \u00eemi vine natural s\u0103 r\u00e2d, pentru c\u0103 faza cu impunerea z\u00e2mbitului mi se pare penibil\u0103. Z\u00e2mbesc C\u00c2ND AM DE CE. Faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi spune un bou s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc nu intr\u0103 la C\u00c2ND AM DE CE.<\/p>\n C) E\u0219ti prea cu nasul pe sus.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u00e2nd o femeie nu \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te interac\u021biune cu tine, nu e pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 ea ar fi o zei\u021b\u0103. Ci pur \u0219i simplu nu are timp, nu are chef sau nu \u00eei placi \u00een mod deosebit.<\/p>\n \u0218i nici una din aceste coordonate nu se va schimba dac\u0103 tu vii cu cretinismul \u0103sta cu “e\u015fti prea cu nasul pe sus”. Dimpotriv\u0103, \u00eei dai motive solide s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 timp, s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 chef \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eei displaci \u015fi mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n Uite o noutate pe care m\u0103-ta a omis s\u0103 \u0163i-o transmit\u0103: nimeni nu e obligat s\u0103-\u015fi doreasc\u0103 interac\u0163iune cu tine. Da, se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 te plac\u0103 X sau Y, dar nu e obligatoriu. S\u0103 te por\u0163i ca \u015fi cum X sau Y \u0163i-ar datora ceva, c\u00e2nd nu e cazul, e descalificant pentru tine, nu pentru X sau Y.<\/p>\n X sau Y au priorit\u0103\u0163ile lor. Nu, nu devii o prioritate dovedind c\u0103 bubui de prost. Dimpotriv\u0103, devii balast aruncabil peste bord.<\/p>\n D) E\u015fti diferit\u0103 de toate celelalte femei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Maaaam\u0103, c\u00e2t m\u0103 scoate din s\u0103rite prostia asta f\u0103r\u0103 sens. \u015ei prezum\u0163ia interlocutorului c\u0103 a\u015f fi at\u00e2t de imbecil\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 pun botul la prostia asta f\u0103r\u0103 sens.<\/p>\n \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, care “toate celelalte femei”? Nu sunt dou\u0103 femei care s\u0103 fie identice. \u015ei de ce ne comport\u0103m ca \u015fi cum “toate celelalte femei” ar fi ceva negativ? Mie \u00eemi plac multe alte femei. Mi se par frumoase, de\u015ftepte, inventive, talentate, muncitoare, generoase, ambi\u0163ioase, responsabile. Am ce \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a de la ele, m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce au de spus.<\/p>\n Faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi relatezi c\u0103 desconsideri “toate celelalte femei” m\u0103 strepeze\u015fte definitiv. Mai ales c\u0103, mai mult ca sigur, \u015fi eu devin “toate celelalte femei” de cum ies din \u00eenc\u0103pere.<\/p>\n E) Ce \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \/ cur mi\u015fto.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 m\u0103rturiseasc\u0103 sora voastr\u0103 Lorena c\u00e2nd e cazul s\u0103 te bagi la comentat \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele \u015fi curul cuiva care nu practic\u0103 o meserie legat\u0103 direct de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi cur (vedet\u0103 porno, stripteuz\u0103, escort\u0103 erotic\u0103).<\/p>\n Momentul c\u00e2nd po\u0163i comenta \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi cur este c\u00e2nd ai o rela\u0163ie intim\u0103 cu proprietara numitelor \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi numitului cur. C\u00e2nd ai permisiunea s\u0103 le \u015fi atingi fizic. Atunci, da, complimentele legate de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi cur sunt chiar dezirabile.<\/p>\n Dar s\u0103 \u0163ipi dup\u0103 necunoscute pe strad\u0103 sau s\u0103 le comentezi pe Facebook legat de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi cur te d\u0103 de gol instant drept bou nefutut \u015fi nefutubil, c\u0103ruia a omis m\u0103-sa s\u0103-i dea educa\u0163ie, ocupat\u0103 fiind, probabil, s\u0103 dea \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi cur altora.<\/p>\n F) Ai prieten?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Alt\u0103 \u00eentrebare pe care nu o arunci random spre persoane care nu \u0163i-au ar\u0103tat nici o urm\u0103 de interes. Pentru c\u0103 via\u0163a privat\u0103 a oamenilor e via\u0163a privat\u0103 a oamenilor, \u015fi pur \u015fi simplu, nu e cazul s\u0103 la\u015fi grija s\u0103 te siluiasc\u0103 anal.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 ajunge\u0163i natural la un nivel de intimitate, \u00ee\u0163i va spune persoana din ini\u0163iativ\u0103 proprie dac\u0103 are sau nu, \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163i deodat\u0103.<\/p>\n Ah, \u015fi dac\u0103 n-are: nu e ca \u015fi cum, doar dac\u0103 n-are, e automat dispus\u0103 s\u0103 se cu tine. Unii au impresia c\u0103 via\u0163a intim\u0103 a unei femei e un lift. Dac\u0103 e liber, poate s\u0103-l ia urm\u0103torul doritor. Nope, nu a\u015fa func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n F bis) Dar de ce nu ai prieten \/ Ar trebui s\u0103 ai prieten. \/ Ar trebui s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i \/ Cum de nu e\u015fti m\u0103ritat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Preten\u0163ia. C\u0103 dai ordine. Pe via\u0163a privat\u0103. A altuia. Ar trebui. Pedepsit\u0103 penal.<\/p>\n De c\u00e2nd pula calului dator\u0103m raport pe intimitatea noastr\u0103??<\/p>\n De c\u00e2nd pula calului exist\u0103 o obliga\u0163ie a mea fa\u0163\u0103 de societate, sau de prostul random X, s\u0103 dau socoteal\u0103 legat de priorit\u0103\u0163ile mele personale?<\/p>\n Serios, a\u015f da o lege prin care, dac\u0103 te bagi ne\u00eentrebat \u00een via\u0163a intim\u0103 a altuia s\u0103-i spui \u00een ce regim s\u0103 se fut\u0103, s\u0103 constituie delict minor \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i se aplice amend\u0103. A\u015fa, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni ar \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a s\u0103 nu-\u015fi bage nasul unde nu le fierbe oala.<\/p>\n G) Ar trebui s\u0103 faci copii.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Pffff.<\/p>\n S\u0103-i spui unui om ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu resursele lui financiare \u015fi timpul lui pe urm\u0103torii minimum 20 de ani, bazat strict pe faptul c\u0103 omul \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor are o gaur\u0103 \u00een plus fa\u0163\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n Nici nu dezvolt, c\u0103 am f\u0103cut-o \u00een numeroase alte texte.<\/p>\n H) E\u015fti… pentru o fat\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci un compliment cuiva, care \u015ftie sau poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 foarte bine ceva, stop dup\u0103 compliment. Nu ad\u0103uga \u015fi insult\u0103torul, imbecilul, minimalizantul “pentru o fat\u0103”. Faptul c\u0103 sim\u0163i nevoia s\u0103 insul\u0163i femeile \u00een grup nu vorbe\u015fte dec\u00e2t de sindromul strugurilor acri. \u015ei cine sufer\u0103 de sindromul strugurilor acri? Nefutu\u0163ii cronici.<\/p>\n Nu te da de gol drept nefutut cronic. Te plasezi singur \u00een liga de jos.<\/p>\n I) Nu ai nevoie de at\u00e2ta machiaj. <\/strong><\/p>\n Wow. Dar poate nu e o nevoie, poate e o pl\u0103cere, te-ai g\u00e2ndit la asta?<\/p>\n Bonus de prostie feroce: \u015ei nu te avantajeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n Nu m\u0103 avantajeaz\u0103 \u00een raport cu cine \u015fi cu ce? C\u0103 nu m\u0103 placi tu? Mai ales dac\u0103 nu ai putere decizional\u0103 pe un buget de advertising, faptul c\u0103 m\u0103 placi sau nu m\u0103 placi tu nu constituie un avantaj sau dezavantaj din nici un punct de vedere.<\/p>\n J) Nu te-a\u015f fute.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Exist\u0103 un singur moment c\u00e2nd e potrivit s\u0103 te exprimi dac\u0103 ai sau n-ai pe cineva, iar momentul \u0103la e c\u00e2nd \u0163i se propune.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 persoana nu e interesat\u0103 nici s\u0103 te ating\u0103 nici m\u0103car cu o floare, c\u0103 e p\u0103cat de floare, ce ai sau n-ai face tu e profund \u015fi definitiv irelevant.<\/p>\n \u0102hhhm, nici eu nu a\u015f juca rolul principal \u00een Maleficent 3.<\/p>\n Ah, dar stai, Angelina Jolie n-a plecat nic\u0103ieri. Ok, lol.<\/p>\n Habar n-am ce sper\u0103 imbecilii \u0103\u015ftia cu “nu te-a\u015f fute”, c\u00e2nd tu nu le-ai str\u00e2nge nici m\u00e2na, c\u0103 \u015ftii exact ce fac cu ea toat\u0103 ziua. Ce cred ei c\u0103 ob\u0163in dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i comunic\u0103 aceast\u0103 informa\u0163ie.<\/p>\n Sper\u0103 c\u0103 vreo femeie o s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een genunchi, \u00eenl\u0103crimat\u0103: Dar insist, Gigele, te implor, m\u0103car o dat\u0103?<\/p>\n Lol.<\/p>\n \u00cen realitate, singura reac\u0163ie adecvat\u0103 la “nu te-a\u015f fute” e “ce bine c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 inventez moduri diplomate de a te refuza. Mul\u0163umesc.”<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n \u015ei ca \u00eencheiere: cum \u015ftii c\u00e2nd emani o idio\u0163enie? Simplu: imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i mintal ipostaza c\u00e2nd un str\u0103in ar spune acele lucruri \u00eentr-o conversa\u0163ie cu m\u0103-ta. Dac\u0103 te \u00eenfurie replica respectiv\u0103 adresat\u0103 m\u0103-tii, e un semn clar c\u0103 nu ar trebui s\u0103 o dai nici tu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Cum spuneam \u00eentr-o postare precedent\u0103, femeile au de \u00eendurat extrem de multe imbecilit\u0103\u021bi sinistre pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 nu par fizic capabile s\u0103 administreze...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18694,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/eye.png?fit=640%2C419&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18692"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18695,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18692\/revisions\/18695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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