{"id":18745,"date":"2019-12-17T13:46:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-17T10:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18745"},"modified":"2019-12-17T14:22:51","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T11:22:51","slug":"posta-redactiei-parazitul-ala-mic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-parazitul-ala-mic\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: Parazitul \u0103la mic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un shift ciudat. C\u00e2teva luni dup\u0103 ce am pornit Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei, am primit la mailuri de nu mai f\u0103ceam fa\u021b\u0103 tehnic. Acum primesc a\u0219aaaa, unul la dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, traficul e la fel de intens ca \u00eenainte pe aceast\u0103 rubric\u0103, ceea ce ne spune c\u0103 oamenii ador\u0103 s\u0103-i judece sever pe al\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p>N-am primit mail, dar am primit urm\u0103torul comentariu care, cred eu, se calific\u0103 pentru Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei. Comentariul e la mailul doamnei care descoperise c\u0103 so\u021bul ei are o amant\u0103, la \u0219ase luni dup\u0103 na\u0219tere. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-avem-un-copil-de-sase-luni-ah-si-o-side-chick\/comment-page-1\/#comment-65212\">Adic\u0103 textul \u0103sta<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Comentariul apar\u021bine unei alte doamne \u0219i zice duios a\u0219a:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;A\u0219a v\u0103 trebuie dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i naive \u015fi disperate dup\u0103 plozi.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Normal c\u0103 fug b\u0103rba\u0163ii de voi, fiindc\u0103 v\u0103 face\u0163i nasoale \u015fi pune\u0163i doar parazitul \u0103la mic pe primul loc,\u00a0 iar prostul trebuie s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in\u0103 2 cururi, plus al lui. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Aia de 25 de ani arat\u0103 bine, \u00eel pune pe primul loc, se distreaz\u0103 la maxim \u015fi nu \u00eel pune s\u0103 \u015fi-o frece singur \u00een baie doi ani de zile fiindc\u0103 vou\u0103 v\u0103 vine s\u0103 bor\u00e2\u0163i c\u00e2nd auzi\u0163i de sex.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eu am aproape 30 \u015fi mi-este sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de plozi ca dracu de t\u0103m\u00e2ie, iar so\u0163ul meu este la fel de \u00eengre\u0163o\u015fat ca \u015fi mine de maternit\u0103\u0163i sau f\u0103t\u0103toare. \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>PS. Via\u0163a este prea scurt\u0103 pt. sp\u0103lat c\u0103ca\u0163i la 3 noaptea \u015fi a \u00eentre\u0163ine un cur p\u00e2n\u0103 la 18 ani sau mai mult, \u015fi plus c\u0103 tot \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt ajungi mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu, iar la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e nu \u00ee\u0163i este garantat acel cur \u015fters de c\u0103cat,\u00a0 plus c\u0103 mi se pare un egoism m\u00e2r\u015fav s\u0103 faci plozi doar pt. slug\u0103rit la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u0103 schimba\u0163i complet dup\u0103 ce f\u0103ta\u0163i, at\u00e2t fizic, c\u00e2t \u015fi psihic, iar nesim\u0163irea voastr\u0103 este f\u0103r\u0103 limite fiindc\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i a\u015fa \u015fi dup\u0103 10 ani. Nu \u015ftiti s\u0103 mai fi\u0163i femeia de care s-a \u00eendr\u0103gostit \u015fi care i-a spus acel ,,Da\u201d dulce, nu mai \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 distra\u0163i, s\u0103 \u00eel r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163a\u0163i \u015fi, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 fi\u0163i ,,femei\u201d, nu mai ave\u0163i respect de sine, nu v\u0103 mai \u00eengriji\u0163i deloc, nu mai purta\u0163i un toc, o rochi\u0163\u0103 sexi\u00a0 iar el este efectiv s\u0103tul de imaginea sc\u00e2rboas\u0103 a treningului cu adida\u015fi, nu vre\u0163i s\u0103 sl\u0103bi\u0163i, s\u0103 v\u0103 tonifia\u0163i cu sport, nu comunicare,<\/strong> (undeva aici lipse\u015fte un verb, \u015fi nu \u00eemi e\u015fti suficient de simpatic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel pun eu pentru tine, not\u0103 Lorena)<strong> fiindc\u0103 este mereu prin\u0163i\u015forul mic care are nevoie de ceva. \u015fi nici m\u0103car s\u0103 ave\u0163i o via\u0163\u0103 intim\u0103 plin\u0103 de pasiune. Am at\u00e2tea exemple de b\u0103rba\u0163i sc\u00e2rbi\u0163i \u015fi femei de genul \u0103sta, \u00eenc\u00e2t a\u015f putea scrie un roman.&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n<p>Cu mult\u0103 stim\u0103, permite-mi s\u0103 te informez: e\u015fti proast\u0103 de \u00eempungi.<\/p>\n<p>Modul absolut jalnic \u00een care te referi la persoane g\u00e2nditoare \u015fi sim\u0163itoare drept &#8220;cururi&#8221; m\u0103 face s\u0103 vreau s\u0103-\u0163i administrez o flegm\u0103 verzuie \u00een fa\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Modul \u00een care generalizezi, afirm\u00e2nd c\u0103 toate mamele sunt a\u015fa, m\u0103 face s\u0103 vreau s\u0103-\u0163i administrez un bocanc cu \u0163inte direct \u00een ovare. \u015etii, b\u0103i, proast\u0103 cu clopo\u0163ei, c\u0103 ceea ce numim noi femeie, toat\u0103 acea dulcea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi ging\u0103\u015fie se datoreaz\u0103 biologic faptului c\u0103 ai dou\u0103 ovare secretoare de ovule, \u015fi de hormoni \u015fi feromoni care te fac atr\u0103g\u0103toare?<\/p>\n<p>Modul \u00een care subordonezi identitatea de femeie obliga\u0163iei de a &#8220;r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163a&#8221; un mascul oarecare, care nici m\u0103car nu are nivelul de toleran\u0163\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 te ia cum e\u015fti \u00een momentele tale proaste m\u0103 face s\u0103 te felicit c\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 te reproduci. Fereasc\u0103 dumnezeu s\u0103 ai feti\u0163e \u015fi s\u0103 le educi s\u0103 se considere drept ata\u015f la pula unuia.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103car individul cu care te-ai c\u0103s\u0103torit tu \u0163i-a pus clar \u00een vedere c\u0103 \u00eel interesezi doar ca juc\u0103ric\u0103 sexual\u0103 tentant\u0103 de care s\u0103-\u015fi frece pula \u015fi ca sac colector de sloboz, \u015fi s\u0103 nu dea dracu&#8217; s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i vin\u0103 idei legate de maternitate, c\u0103 s-a terminat daravera. \u00cen schimb, \u0103la din povestea femeii &#8220;\u00ee\u015fi dorea familie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ai idee, proasta universului, c\u00e2\u0163i spun c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi doresc familie \u015fi copii, apoi, c\u00e2nd apar respectivii copii, subit realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 procesul na\u015fterii schimb\u0103 corpul unei femei, c\u0103 da, cel pu\u0163in ni\u015fte luni bor\u0103\u015fti c\u00e2nd auzi de sex \u015fi c\u0103 \u00een primii doi ani, hr\u0103nirea, sp\u0103larea, eforturile \u00een jurul unui copil care \u00eenc\u0103 nu vorbe\u015fte presupun RENUN\u0162\u0102RI.<\/p>\n<p>Da, b\u0103i, bovina p\u0103m\u00e2ntului: nu po\u0163i avea nimic, UMAN sau PROFESIONAL, f\u0103r\u0103 investi\u0163ii \u015fi renun\u0163\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eenjuri \u015fi s\u0103 acuzi de nesim\u0163ire o mam\u0103 care \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 aceste renun\u0163\u0103ri, mai bine \u00eenjur\u0103-l pe \u0103la care a vrut copii, iar c\u00e2nd \u00eei are, d\u0103 bir cu fugi\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>Dar hai s\u0103-\u0163i spun altceva, vito.<\/p>\n<p>Nici eu nu-mi doresc copii. Dar nu mi-a\u015f permite niciodat\u0103 at\u00e2ta ghiorl\u0103nism la adresa celor care \u00eei au.<\/p>\n<p>Prin Facebook, am cunoscut oameni care au copii, acum m\u0103ricei. Copii frumo\u015fi, de\u015ftep\u0163i, copii care fac lucruri, copii care ofer\u0103 sprijin emo\u0163ional \u015fi \u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103tare p\u0103rin\u0163ilor lor, copii care ini\u0163iaz\u0103 proiecte, activit\u0103\u0163i de caritate, cenacluri, vloguri interesante, cluburi de diverse tipuri.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u00e2t de tare trebuie s\u0103 fie pentru un om de 50 de ani s\u0103 se simt\u0103 din nou de 20 prin copilul lui.<\/p>\n<p>Vito, tu \u015fi eu nu vom avea parte de aceast\u0103 bucurie.<\/p>\n<p>Eu m\u0103car nu voi avea parte pentru c\u0103 mi-am urmat propriile vise \u015fi am luptat pentru lucruri \u00een care am crezut, deci e o asumare.<\/p>\n<p>Dar tu, penibilo?<\/p>\n<p>Tu nu vei avea parte pentru c\u0103 a fost mai interesant s\u0103-i\u00a0 sugi pula unuia care \u00eentre timp se va fi plictisit \u015fi de tine \u015fi are \u015fi el o gagic\u0103, posibil tot de 25 de ani.<\/p>\n<p>Cam tristu\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un shift ciudat. C\u00e2teva luni dup\u0103 ce am pornit Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei, am primit la mailuri de nu mai f\u0103ceam fa\u021b\u0103 tehnic. 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