Nu am nici o problem\u0103 grav\u0103, pur \u0219i simplu sunt plictisit. M\u0103 uit la fericirea altora, la cozonacii \u0219i brazii lor, \u0219i-mi vine s\u0103 vomit. Cum fac s\u0103 nu mai fiu a\u0219a? <\/p>\n
X.<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n
S\u0103 fii plictisit \u00eentr-o er\u0103 \u00een care ai toate filmele, toat\u0103 muzica, toate jocurile din univers la un click distan\u021b\u0103 mi se pare o performan\u021b\u0103. Sincer, te felicit. Eu compar oamenii plictisi\u021bi by default cu femeile care se vaiet\u0103 c\u0103 nu au orgasm, dar tot ce fac ele \u00een pat e s\u0103 zac\u0103 acolo \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tepte s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 unul la orgasmul lor. Define\u0219te singur, tu cu tine, ce te \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103, ce te \u00eempline\u0219te, ce te face s\u0103 zb\u00e2rn\u00e2i pe interior. (Cunosc\u00e2nd cititorimea de Lorena Lupu, insert dildo joke here). \u0218i ce po\u021bi face tu s\u0103 ajungi acolo. Pe locuri, fi\u021bi gata, ac\u021biune. <\/p>\n Acum dac\u0103 tot sunt s\u0103rb\u0103torile aproape, tot e\u0219ti plictise\u0219ti \u0219i tot nu ai cozonac & brad mood, are sora ta o idee pentru tine. Intr\u0103 pe Facebook. Identific\u0103 un ad\u0103post local de animale f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n. Ia un sac de cr\u0103n\u021b\u0103nele \u0219i c\u00e2teva conserve de hran\u0103 umed\u0103. Prezint\u0103-\u021bi distinsul personaj la fa\u021ba locului, pred\u0103 numitele oamenilor dr\u0103gu\u021bi de acolo, \u0219i ofer\u0103-te s\u0103 petreci c\u00e2teva ore de joac\u0103 \u0219i socializare cu c\u0103\u021beii sau pisoii nim\u0103nui. <\/p>\n F\u0103 c\u00e2teva foto cu tine f\u0103c\u00e2nd asta, \u0219i d\u0103 share pe Facebook \u0219i Instagram cu hashtag #voluntar #animale #facbinepentruc\u0103pot. <\/p>\n \u0218i dup\u0103, d\u0103-mi un mail cu un update la stadiul plictiselii tale curente. <\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n Lorena. <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13715,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/mesaj.jpg?fit=1280%2C944&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18771,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18770\/revisions\/18771"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u00cen general, experiment\u0103m plictiseal\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic interesant sau pl\u0103cut \u00een vie\u021bile noastre. Dar guess what: ai mereu op\u021biunea de a ini\u021bia tu ceva pl\u0103cut sau interesant.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nFr\u0103\u021biorii \u0219i surioarele mele, via\u021ba nu e o interminabil\u0103 mas\u0103 de restaurant, unde restul lumii joac\u0103 rolul de chelneri pentru fericirea ta. Mul\u021bi ave\u021bi aceast\u0103 a\u0219teptare, \u0219i c\u00e2nd lucrurile nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 a\u0219a, b\u0103una\u021bi c\u0103 sunte\u021bi plictisi\u021bi \u0219i neferici\u021bi. <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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