{"id":18792,"date":"2019-12-29T12:15:13","date_gmt":"2019-12-29T09:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18792"},"modified":"2019-12-29T12:15:13","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T09:15:13","slug":"jos-ratul-de-pe-marilyn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jos-ratul-de-pe-marilyn\/","title":{"rendered":"Jos r\u00e2tul de pe Marilyn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am o problem\u0103 de anger management. V\u0103d c\u00e2te un comentariu idiot \u015fi \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een privat cu \u0103la \u015fi s\u0103-l \u00eenjur de m\u0103-sa curv\u0103. \u015etiu, nu e frumos \u015fi nu e salutar, dar pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc, am toleran\u0163\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai sc\u0103zut\u0103 la prostie agresiv\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Ieri, o prieten\u0103 a postat ni\u015fte fotografii adorabile cu Marilyn Monroe. \u015ei se treze\u015fte un mugitor: N-a fost niciodat\u0103 o actri\u0163\u0103 de valoare! <\/p>\n<p>Acuma, stau \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb ce pu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103 precum un v\u00e2rf de ac \u015fi ce caracter absolut infect trebuie s\u0103 ai, s\u0103 te n\u0103puste\u015fti pe ni\u015fte poze frumoase cu Marilyn \u015fi s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 postezi r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i, doar pentru c\u0103 e netul ieftin \u015fi nu e filtru de pro\u015fti la intrare. <\/p>\n<p>Nemaivorbind c\u0103 Marilyn a \u015fi murit \u00een 1962, \u00eenainte de social media \u015fi \u00eenainte de fenomene de genul:<br \/>\n-Salut, Marilyn, e\u015fti cea mai frumoas\u0103 \u015fi talentat\u0103 actri\u0163\u0103. Te f&#8230; vii la un suc?<br \/>\n-\u00cemi cer scuze, nu te cunosc, mul\u0163umesc mult, nu pot.<br \/>\n-Am glumit cu talentul \u0103la, e\u015fti o curv\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi proast\u0103. \u015ei gras\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa se justifica s\u0103 se \u00eenscrie lab\u0103 trist\u0103 incel penal de c\u0103cat la cuv\u00e2nt sub poza lui Marilyn s\u0103-\u015fi verse veninul generat de sperm\u0103 st\u0103tut\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu punctez c\u0103 nici m\u0103car nu are dreptate. <\/p>\n<p>Sunt sute de mii de blonde frumoase care intr\u0103 \u00een showbiz \u00een fiecare an. Actri\u0163e, fotomodele, you name it. Erau sute de mii de blonde frumoase care intrau \u00een showbiz \u015fi pe vremea lui Marilyn. \u015ei totu\u015fi, multe dintre acestea f\u0103ceau un rol, sau dou\u0103, \u015fi disp\u0103reau \u00een uitare. <\/p>\n<p>Pare simplu s\u0103 fii blonda ingenu\u0103 cu ochi mari de c\u0103prioar\u0103. Dar dac\u0103 realmente AR FI FOST simplu, nu ar fi existat O Marilyn \u015fi 47890345789035678543 de epigoance \u015fi de ilustre necunoscute, ci tot at\u00e2tea p\u0103pu\u015fele identice. <\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 lu\u0103m o alt\u0103 blond\u0103 frumu\u015fic\u0103, care a jucat c\u00e2teva roli\u015foare cute, \u015fi apoi a fost parcat\u0103 pe dreapta industriei showbizului. Una contemporan\u0103 cu noi. Paris Hilton. <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa de simplu s\u0103 fii blond\u0103 \u015fi cute, de ce nu e Paris Hilton noua Marilyn Monroe? <\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spuns: pentru c\u0103 Marilyn Monroe nu a fost doar o blond\u0103 cute. Marilyn Monroe a reu\u015fit s\u0103 creeze o chintesen\u0163\u0103, o imagine cult, o performan\u0163\u0103 a imaginii de siren\u0103 blond\u0103 cute. Iar asta, da, e exact ce nu credea incelul prost labagiu nefutut c\u0103 e acolo: valoare actoriceasc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, exist\u0103 \u015fi roluri \u00een care Marilyn Monroe a spart bula de s\u0103pun a sirenei blonde, cum ar fi The Misfits. Unde a jucat cu emo\u0163ie, simplitate \u015fi profunzime actoriceasc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>De ce at\u00e2t de pu\u0163ine? <\/p>\n<p>Datorit\u0103 a) fenomenului de typecasting \u00een Golden Age Hollywood \u015fi b) faptului c\u0103 Marilyn a murit de foarte t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, la 36 de ani. <\/p>\n<p>Typecasting \u00eensemna distribuirea aceluia\u015fi actor, iar \u015fi iar, \u00een acela\u015fi tip de rol. Scopul era s\u0103 maximizezi \u00eencas\u0103rile. Pentru c\u0103 cinematografia era v\u0103zut\u0103 ca entertainment de mase, nu ca art\u0103. Dac\u0103 f\u0103ceai un film nou, puneai acela\u015fi actor de list\u0103 A s\u0103 fie \u00eendr\u0103gostitul ginga\u015f \u015fi acela\u015fi actor specializat \u00een tic\u0103lo\u015fi s\u0103 joace antagonistul, pentru c\u0103 Joe \u015fi Mary din micul or\u0103\u015fel american urmau s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cu primul \u015fi s\u0103-l urasc\u0103 pe al doilea, exact cum f\u0103cuser\u0103 \u015fi \u00een filmul precedent, \u015fi nu avea sens s\u0103 complici lucrurile cu no\u0163iunea c\u0103 actorii vor s\u0103 experimenteze. <\/p>\n<p>De aceea, dac\u0103 primul t\u0103u rol de succes a fost blondina irezistibil\u0103, urma s\u0103 joci blondina irezistibil\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2neai \u015fi te repozi\u0163ionai pe mame, m\u0103tu\u015fi, patroane de bordel, etc. Marilyn nu a apucat s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2neasc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Prea pu\u0163inele filme \u00een care a spart plafonul de sticl\u0103 al tipologiei au ar\u0103tat-o drept un interpret sensibil \u015fi atent la nuan\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Dar ce e mai simplu: s\u0103 vizionezi filme p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i formezi o p\u0103rere sau s\u0103 emani o idio\u0163enie frustrat\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eentorci \u00eenapoi pe Pornhub? <\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 rog, dragilor. G\u00e2ndi\u0163i \u00eenainte s\u0103 posta\u0163i. Nu fi\u0163i prostul care comenteaz\u0103 \u00een necuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 de cauz\u0103. Nu fi\u0163i laba trist\u0103 care arunc\u0103 noroi f\u0103r\u0103 ca m\u0103car s\u0103 \u015ftie despre ce vorbe\u015fte. V\u0103 datora\u0163i vou\u0103 \u00een\u015fiv\u0103 s\u0103 fi\u0163i mai mult de at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n<p>Foto: Getty Images. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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V\u0103d c\u00e2te un comentariu idiot \u015fi \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een privat cu \u0103la \u015fi s\u0103-l \u00eenjur&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18793,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/marilyn.jpg?fit=768%2C432&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18792"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18795,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18792\/revisions\/18795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}