{"id":18801,"date":"2019-12-31T15:37:36","date_gmt":"2019-12-31T12:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18801"},"modified":"2019-12-31T15:37:36","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T12:37:36","slug":"smenaria-ordinara-urgent-cargus-editia-sarbatori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/smenaria-ordinara-urgent-cargus-editia-sarbatori\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0218men\u0103ria ordinar\u0103 Urgent Cargus, edi\u021bia s\u0103rb\u0103tori"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aveam de primit un pachet de Cr\u0103ciun. Da, de Cr\u0103ciun. \u00cenc\u0103 nu e aici.<\/p>\n

Vinovatul e Urgent Cargus. Care s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 \u0219men\u0103reasc\u0103 ni\u0219te bani \u00een plus de la firme, dac\u0103 tot e spiritul d\u0103rniciei \u00een oameni.<\/p>\n

\u0218i \u0219mecheria func\u021bioneaz\u0103 a\u0219a:<\/p>\n

Pe 23 decembrie, primesc telefon pe la 15 de la un fl\u0103c\u0103u vag miserupist, c\u0103 are s\u0103-mi dea un colet. Men\u021biune: pe 23, \u00eenc\u0103 era via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i munc\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti. Solicitasem clar s\u0103 primesc livrarea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 13.<\/p>\n

Omul \u00eemi explic\u0103 faptul c\u0103 sunt multe colete de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, eu \u00eel cred \u0219i stabilim:<\/p>\n

-M\u00e2ine pe 24 sunt acas\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua. Dar v\u0103 rog mult, s\u0103 fie 24.<\/p>\n

-Da, doamn\u0103, p\u0103i cum? Se poate?<\/p>\n

De 24, nu p\u0103r\u0103sesc domiciliu, zici c\u0103 mi-au dat arest. U\u0219uiesc telefoanele timpurii de Cr\u0103ciun, le mut pe Whatsappul de pe laptop, s\u0103 fiu liber\u0103 pentru curier. Nici dac\u0103 era boyfriendul meu nu i-a\u0219 fi stat at\u00e2t de ager la dispozi\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Nimic.<\/p>\n

Toat\u0103 ziua, nimic.<\/p>\n

Pauz\u0103, mucles, canci.<\/p>\n

Vine 25, vine 26, Cr\u0103ciun, veselii, cutare. Pe 27, a\u0219tept notificare, SMS, nimic. Mbun, zic eu, nu e s\u0103 fie nici azi, \u00eemi v\u0103d de treburile mele.<\/p>\n

\u0218i, exact din cel\u0103lalt col\u021b al Bucure\u0219tiului, primesc telefon. Curierul:<\/p>\n

-Sunte\u021bi acas\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Nu.<\/p>\n

-OK.<\/p>\n

\u0218i \u00eenchide. Pur \u0219i simplu, \u00eenchide. De parc\u0103 scopul lui \u00een aceast\u0103 colaborare unde firma percepea un tarif s\u0103\/mi livreze mie un bun; scopul lui era s\u0103 nu fiu acas\u0103. Ca un medic stomatolog pl\u0103tit s\u0103 nu-\u021bi plombeze cariile. Ca un instalator pl\u0103tit s\u0103 nu-\u021bi repare prizele. Ca… dar a\u021bi prins ideea.<\/p>\n

Sun eu \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n

-Auzi\u021bi, domnule, cum adic\u0103 OK? Am stabilit noi c\u0103 veni\u021bi pe 24?<\/p>\n

-Nu s-a putut.<\/p>\n

-Cum adic\u0103 nu s-a putut?<\/p>\n

-Am avut alte colete.<\/p>\n

Wow.<\/p>\n

-Domnule, v\u0103 bate\u021bi joc de mine?? Stabilim o zi, n-o respecta\u021bi, \u0219i \u00eemi veni\u021bi neanun\u021bat la o dat\u0103 \u0219i o or\u0103 despre care n-a fost nici o secund\u0103 vorba? Scopul dumneavoastr\u0103 este s\u0103 livra\u021bi sau s\u0103 face\u021bi mi\u0219to de client?<\/p>\n

-Suna\u021bi la 9330, eu am treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i mai \u00eenchide o dat\u0103. \u00centre timp venise mesaj: Pentru c\u0103 n-a\u021bi fost g\u0103sit\u0103 acas\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori, pute\u021bi ridica coletul din sediul Urgent Cargus. M\u0103gurele, jude\u021bul Ilfov. Strada cutare, etc.<\/p>\n

Deci, stai. Jegurile astea ordinare se a\u0219teapt\u0103 ca un om din Bucure\u0219ti s\u0103 ia autobuzul p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een M\u0103gurele, jude\u021bul Ilfov, pentru un colet de Cr\u0103ciun, pe care nu-l livraser\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu avuseser\u0103 minima decen\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 coopereze cu omul mai mult dec\u00e2t dornic s\u0103 coopereze?<\/p>\n

Sun la 9330. Muzic\u0103. Pun muzica pe difuzor. Dup\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, apelul se \u00eenchide singur. Sun \u00eenc\u0103 de \u0219ase ori. Dup\u0103 trei ore de audi\u021bie muzical\u0103 select\u0103, \u00eemi r\u0103spunde un tip: Ne pare r\u0103u, politica firmei e c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219te acas\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori…<\/p>\n

Domnule, dar nu pricepe\u021bi rom\u00e2ne\u0219te c\u0103 eu m-am f\u0103cut disponibil\u0103 o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 special s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 acas\u0103? Cine pe cine pl\u0103te\u0219te \u00een ecua\u021bia asta, s\u0103 ave\u021bi preten\u021bia s\u0103-mi face\u021bi program zile \u00een \u0219ir? \u0218i itinerar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een M\u0103gurele?<\/p>\n

-Face\u021bi v\u0103 rog o reclama\u021bie pe sesizari@urgentcargus.ro.<\/p>\n

Le fac eu sesizare, descriu frumos t\u0103r\u0103\u0219enia. Nema r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n

Pe 28, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 9330 nu lucreaz\u0103. Luni, pe 30, sun din nou. \u00cenc\u0103 trei ore de muzic\u0103. \u0218i \u00eemi r\u0103spunde o tip\u0103, \u00cei zic toat\u0103 povestea, o \u021bine langa cu nu a\u021bi fost g\u0103sit\u0103 acas\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori \u0219i haide\u021bi la M\u0103gurele. \u00cei tot spun c\u0103 unii avem vie\u021bi, nu putem s\u0103ri a\u0219a \u00een Bla Bla Car \u0219i s\u0103 facem un sejur p\u00e2n\u0103 la M\u0103gurele, \u0219i c\u00e2nd ai o politic\u0103 imbecil\u0103 s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 fie clientul acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd vrea mu\u0219chiul t\u0103u, recomandat ar fi s\u0103-l chemi m\u0103car la o adres\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce ne frec\u0103m la icre a\u0219a, zice tipa:<\/p>\n

-Suna\u021bi la compania expeditoare \u0219i spune\u021bi-le s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru a treia trimitere.<\/p>\n

Atunci mi s-a luminat.<\/p>\n

Aaaaaa.<\/p>\n

Asta era.<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2te ori cineva e exagerat de nerezonabil, fie \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 mai mulg\u0103 ni\u0219te bani, fie \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se fofileze de la plata unor bani.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii de ce e bou cineva, just follow the money.<\/p>\n

Am sunat la companie. Dar nu s\u0103 le spun s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru a treia trimitere, ci s\u0103 le relatez escrocheria, c\u0103 javrele fac tot posibilul s\u0103 nu fii acas\u0103, s\u0103 mai stoarc\u0103 un ban de la expeditor, \u0219i s\u0103 le recomand s\u0103 schimbe curierul.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dragi firme care lucra\u021bi cu Urgent Cargus.<\/p>\n

De s\u0103rb\u0103tori, partenerul vostru a sabotat cu bun\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 clien\u021bii, special s\u0103 v\u0103 pun\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi a treia livrare. Medita\u021bi lung dac\u0103 mai vre\u021bi s\u0103 lucra\u021bi cu ei.<\/p>\n

Dragi clien\u021bi sabota\u021bi de Urgent Cargus.<\/p>\n

Intra\u021bi pe anpc.ro \u0219i face\u021bi-le c\u00e2te o pl\u00e2ngere.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 aib\u0103 Anul Nou pe care \u00eel merit\u0103.<\/p>\n

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