{"id":18831,"date":"2020-01-10T13:56:18","date_gmt":"2020-01-10T10:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18831"},"modified":"2020-01-10T15:07:46","modified_gmt":"2020-01-10T12:07:46","slug":"genul-de-prieten-de-care-n-ai-nevoie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/genul-de-prieten-de-care-n-ai-nevoie\/","title":{"rendered":"Genul de prieten de care n-ai nevoie"},"content":{"rendered":"

De s\u0103rb\u0103torile trecute, o prieten\u0103 a postat o fotografie cu machiaj de tip glitter. Sigur, un machiaj imperfect, pentru c\u0103 glitterul e daraver\u0103 complicat\u0103, trebuie adeziv special \u0219i tehnic\u0103 manual\u0103 s\u0103 nu \u021bi-l \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tii pe tot organismul. Numai motanul meu Pulic\u0103 \u0219tie, s\u0103racul, de c\u00e2te ori s-a trezit cu blana plin\u0103 de glitter, pentru c\u0103 mi l-am sc\u0103pat eu pe toat\u0103 fa\u021ba \u0219i, cum noi dormim de multe ori cu el pe post de pern\u0103, diminea\u021ba, motanul meu str\u0103lucea de la soare te puteai uita, dar la el doar pe \u00eentuneric. <\/p>\n

\u0218i da, iubitorilor de animale care o s\u0103 s\u0103ri\u021bi aici cu mu\u0219trul de rigoare, l-am periat s\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eengurgiteze glitterul. Numai c\u0103, dup\u0103 cum ziceam, glitterul e o chestie care nu ader\u0103 unde vrei s\u0103 adere \u0219i nu se d\u0103 dus de unde vrei s\u0103-l \u00eendep\u0103rtezi, cam ca un cocalar muist incel. \u0218i a str\u0103lucit pisica mea c\u00e2te trei – patru zile, apoi s-a matifiat la loc. <\/p>\n

Revemind la prietena mea care s-a jucat cu glitterul. Hop, rapid, comentariu de la o individ\u0103 care i se d\u0103dea super amic\u0103 la cataram\u0103: <\/p>\n

“Nu \u00eemi place, mi se pare c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti tu.” Apoi a ad\u0103ugat ceva de genul: “Sunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 po\u0163i \u015fi mai groaznic”. <\/p>\n

\u015ei asta mi-a amintit de to\u021bi acei oameni din vie\u021bile noastre care au o idee fix\u0103 legat\u0103 de acest tu, de coordonatele lui tu \u0219i de ce face \u0219i ce nu face tu. <\/p>\n

Desigur, dac\u0103 te apuci de droguri, sau \u00eencepi s\u0103-\u021bi tratezi ur\u00e2t partenerul, sau \u00eencepi s\u0103-\u021bi neglijezi jobul, sau copiii, sau adop\u021bi orice alt comportament CARE AFECTEAZ\u0102 PE AL\u021aII \u00ceN MOD REAL \u0218I SERIOS, datoria unui prieten adev\u0103rat e s\u0103 intervin\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 caute s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce e cu tine, s\u0103 te ajute. <\/p>\n

Dar machiajul e distrac\u021bie nevinovat\u0103, hainele sunt distrac\u021bie nevinovat\u0103 – ok, vinov\u0103\u021bia \u00eencepe c\u00e2nd intri \u00een bugetul de chirie \u0219i \u00eentre\u021binere – \u0219i, \u00een general, micile pl\u0103ceri ale vie\u021bii sunt distrac\u021bie nevinovat\u0103. <\/p>\n

Genul de prieten care d\u0103 ochii peste cap c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci ceva nou pentru tine, care caut\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi creeze o cutie mic\u0103 \u0219i str\u00e2mt\u0103 \u00een care s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eenghesuie personalitatea, care \u0219tie mai bine dec\u00e2t tine cine e\u0219ti \u0219i te taxeaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd te aba\u021bi de la identitatea din capul lui este genul de prieten de care nu ai nevoie. <\/p>\n

Stresul, limit\u0103rile, pistonajul cu ce ai voie \u0219i ce nu este jobul \u0103lora care nu te plac \u0219i al superiorilor t\u0103i ierarhici de la munc\u0103, lol. Prietenia \u00eenseamn\u0103 afinitate, complicitate, sprijin reciproc, \u00een\u021belegere \u0219i un spa\u021biu safe de experiment. Prietenii pe care-i \u021binem minte peste decenii nu sunt cei care ne frecau plictisitor \u0219i cu auperioritate pretins\u0103 la icre, ci cei al\u0103turi de care am f\u0103cut toate prostiile \u0219i care, c\u00e2nd \u00eencepeam noi o minciun\u0103 s\u0103 ne scoatem dintr-un rahat, o continuau ca \u00eentr-un show de improviza\u021bie, pe principiul “da, \u015fi mai era ceva”. <\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i oferi acest gen de prietenie, nu te nume\u015fti prieten(\u0103), ci doar b\u0103g\u0103tor(oare) de seam\u0103 cu preten\u0163ii. <\/p>\n

Poate c\u0103 prietenei tale nu \u00eei ies glitterul, eyelinerul, cut crease-ul, habar n-am ce plm din prima. \u015ei \u00een general nu-i iese nim\u0103nui nimic din prima. Dac\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 demolezi cu cruzime, e\u015fti un c\u0103cat cu ochi \u015fi at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 omul o s\u0103 se simt\u0103 prost \u015fi o s\u0103 renun\u0163e. \u015ei tu nu ai c\u00e2\u015ftigat nimic la afacerea asta, dar l-ai exterminat pu\u0163in pe cel de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine total gratuit. <\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 po\u0163i. <\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 \u0103sta e modul t\u0103u de a fi prieten, meri\u0163i s\u0103 mori singur. <\/p>\n

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