Am preluat ne\u015fte rubrici lunare \u015fi la aceast\u0103 suav\u0103 publica\u0163ie de \u015fi pentru doamne. Da, chiar \u00een num\u0103rul de decembrie, \u0103la cu cadou. Sau, s\u0103 zic a\u015fa, \u0103la cu \u00eenc\u0103 un cadou. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
Tot \u00een acest num\u0103r, sunt \u015fi subiect de articol. Au scris fetele despre mine un articol frumos, de dou\u0103 pagini: m-au v\u00e2r\u00e2t \u00eentr-un studio foto, m-au machiat \/ coafat, m-au fotat p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut stele verzi (3 ore f\u0103r\u0103 pauz\u0103!), \u015fi apoi mi-au pus \u00eentreb\u0103ri indiscrete. Tot ce nu \u015ftia\u0163i despre mine, \u015fi v-a fost ru\u015fine s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i.
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Acum, vorbind serios: v-a\u0163i \u00eentrebat ce mai face atr\u0103g\u0103torul Dan Bordeianu? Nu? Nici eu. Dar merit\u0103 redescoperit, \u00eentr-un material mai incitant dec\u00e2t toat\u0103 cariera lui de telenovelist.<\/p>\n
Se ia una bucat\u0103 vedet\u0103 de televiziune. Iulia V\u00e2ntur \u00eei zice. \u015ei se reconstituie lumea tainic\u0103 a pove\u015ftilor, \u00eentr-un pictorial \u00een care descoperim c\u0103 po\u0163i s\u0103 fii sexy chiar dac\u0103 nu se vede mare lucru din tine.<\/p>\n
Rubrica mea absolut preferat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 este aceea unde se ia c\u00e2te o ur\u00e2t\u0103 cu spume, se plimb\u0103 prin magazine, e dus\u0103 la cosmetic\u0103 \/ coafor \/ pedichiurist etc., \u015fi consta\u0163i stupefiat c\u0103, acea ur\u00e2\u0163enie cu spume s-a transformat magic \u00een… ur\u00e2\u0163enie cu crengi. Glumesc. \u015ei, da, \u015ftiu c\u0103 ur\u00e2tele cu spume sunt \u015fi ele mamele cuiva, \u015fi e politically incorrect s\u0103 te iei de mama cuiva. Dar rubrica e haioas\u0103 foc. Poate pentru c\u0103 speculeaz\u0103 visul de a fi frumoas\u0103, care se ascunde p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een s\u00e2nul fle\u015fc\u0103it al tipei de 55 de ani care aduce pensiile la mine prin bloc. Singura femeie care produce erec\u0163ii pensionarilor no\u015ftri. Oops, scuze, am divagat.<\/p>\n
Ideea e: cump\u0103ra\u0163i “Femeia.” de decembrie. Cu cadou! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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