{"id":18870,"date":"2020-01-17T12:10:56","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T09:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18870"},"modified":"2020-01-17T12:10:56","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T09:10:56","slug":"gluma-de-a-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/gluma-de-a-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"Glum\u0103 de-a mea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prostituate la o cafea.<br \/>\n-Fetelor, voi cum a\u0163i ajuns s\u0103 face\u0163i sex pe bani?<br \/>\nFran\u0163uzoaica: Eram adolescent\u0103, c\u00e2nd m-a corupt un vecin pervers \u015fi feti\u015fist, m-a acoperit cu cadouri \u015fi bani, \u015fi a\u015fa am devenit prostituat\u0103.<br \/>\nNem\u0163oaica: Eram cea mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 din clas\u0103, nu voia nimeni s\u0103 mi-o trag\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-a venit ideea s\u0103 cer bani pentru asta, \u015fi a\u015fa am devenit prostituat\u0103.<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nca: Mie \u00eemi scornea ANAF \u00een fiecare lun\u0103 c\u00e2te un impozit, \u015fi \u00eemi v\u00e2ndusem deja un rinichi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prostituate la o cafea. -Fetelor, voi cum a\u0163i ajuns s\u0103 face\u0163i sex pe bani? Fran\u0163uzoaica: Eram adolescent\u0103, c\u00e2nd m-a corupt un vecin pervers \u015fi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10802,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/coffee.jpg?fit=1920%2C1200&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18870"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18871,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18870\/revisions\/18871"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}