{"id":18917,"date":"2020-01-24T11:01:29","date_gmt":"2020-01-24T08:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18917"},"modified":"2020-01-24T11:36:44","modified_gmt":"2020-01-24T08:36:44","slug":"chinchilla-bolnava-caut-erou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/chinchilla-bolnava-caut-erou\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinchill\u0103 bolnav\u0103, caut erou!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Emma e \u00een lista mea de prieteni \u015fi este student\u0103. Financiar, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 se cam chinuie, se cam lupt\u0103 cu morile de v\u00e2nt, ba are bani, ca nu are. Ca studen\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Nu e ru\u015fine s\u0103 n-ai bani \u015fi nici s\u0103 ceri ajutor c\u00e2nd situa\u0163ia te dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte. Iar un student, mai ales unul n\u0103scut \u00eentr-o familie s\u0103rman\u0103, are bani c\u00e2nd pune deoparte pentru c\u00e2te ceva.<\/p>\n

Emma \u015fi-a dorit o chinchilla. Pentru c\u0103 e un anim\u0103lu\u0163 adorabil, frumos \u015fi pufos, cu blan\u0103 moale, numai bun de alintat \u015fi de r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at.<\/p>\n

A g\u0103sit un v\u00e2nz\u0103tor pe olx. Exact pe olx, da, \u015ftiu. Dar, cum oricum le avea \u015fi le avea de dat, a cump\u0103rat chinchilla de la ei.<\/p>\n

Abia c\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103 cu cu\u015fca, a constatat c\u0103 anim\u0103lu\u0163ul avea o l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 jupuit\u0103 de vie, umflat\u0103 \u015fi cu degete rupte. Probabil c\u0103 o \u0163inuser\u0103 legat\u0103 foarte str\u00e2ns exact de acea l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103. Sau… cine \u015ftie ce alte scenarii sadice.<\/p>\n

I-a sunat pe indivizi. \u0102ia, foarte serviabili.<\/p>\n

-V\u0103 aducem alta.<\/p>\n

Bine, dar nu e toaster de p\u00e2ine, s\u0103 o \u00eenlocui\u0163i a\u015fa, pur \u015fi simplu, e o fiin\u0163\u0103 vie.<\/p>\n

-Sc\u0103pa\u0163i de ea \u015fi gata. Oricum noi nu avem ce s\u0103 facem cu ea, a\u015fa bolnav\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Cum adic\u0103 s\u0103 scap de ea?<\/p>\n

-Cum se scap\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mda, mai bine s\u0103 nu insiste s-o dea \u00eenapoi, cine \u0219tie ce metode au indivzii s\u0103 scape de marfa cu defecte. Deci, a r\u0103mas cu anim\u0103lu\u021bul bolnav \u0219i nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103.<\/p>\n

Aici dau s\u0103 \u00eentrerup, s\u0103 \u00eentreb de ce nu o duce la veterinar, dar Emma \u00eemi intuie\u0219te replica \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n

-Lorena, eu nu am bani de veterinar, mai ales c\u0103 genul de tratament de care are nevoie anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u0103sta dureaz\u0103 mult \u015fi presupune medicamente, care sunt \u015fi ele scumpe. Nu pot renun\u0163a la banii de \u00eebtre\u0163inere s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc un drum la veterinar, m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi, c\u0103 \u015fi tu ai fost student\u0103.<\/p>\n

Da, am fost. \u015ei ce propui?<\/p>\n

-\u00centreab\u0103 tu printre ai t\u0103i: cine e dispus s\u0103 ia chinchilla, o dau gratuit, doar s\u0103 o trateze \u015fi s\u0103 o p\u0103streze dup\u0103 aceea? E absolut minunat\u0103, doar c\u0103 are nevoie de \u00eengrijiri specializate, iar eu nu sunt \u00een situa\u0163ia financiar\u0103 \u00een care s\u0103 mi se uite un veterinar \u00een ochi \u015fi s\u0103-mi cear\u0103 200 de lei.<\/p>\n

OK, fair enough. Dac\u0103 n-ai cu ce, e decent s\u0103 cau\u0163i s-o dai cuiva care are.<\/p>\n

Bun.<\/p>\n

Dragi cititori cu dare de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi dispu\u015fi s\u0103 vindeca\u0163i o chinchilla bolnav\u0103, apoi s-o p\u0103stori\u0163i ferici\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2mci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163i, contul Emmei este aici<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Da, e frumoas\u0103, dar nu-i scrie\u0163i s-o ag\u0103\u0163a\u0163i, sau s\u0103 o lua\u0163i cu comp\u0103timiri sterile \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 finalitate: \u0102vai, s\u0103racu anim\u0103lu\u0163, ce lume rea, n\u0163. E at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de enervant c\u00e2nd un om are nevoie de ajutor punctual \u015fi prime\u015fte 500 de mesaje de blabla. Un sac de vorbe goale nu valoreaz\u0103 c\u00e2t o fapt\u0103. Scrie\u0163i-i doar dac\u0103 prima \u00eentrebare e:<\/p>\n

“Unde ne vedem s\u0103-mi dai chinchilla?”<\/p>\n

Da, \u015ftiu, \u015fi asta sun\u0103 dubios, dar ne referim la chinchilla din poze.<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u0103la a trecut prin destule. Poate c\u0103 va fi companionul ideal, dup\u0103 ce \u00eel trata\u0163i \u015fi \u00eel restabili\u0163i. Bine, minus dege\u0163elele lips\u0103.<\/p>\n

Hai, heal the world, make it a better place, cum zicea regele popului Maic\u0103l Gecs\u0103n \u015fi adopta\u0163i acest pufos gri.<\/p>\n

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Da, are o ran\u0103 imens\u0103 pe l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, dar nu e p\u0103cat de boti\u015forul \u0103la simpatic \u015fi argintiu s\u0103 sufere a\u015fa? \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 o pute\u0163i ajuta \u015fi s\u0103 ve\u0163i bucura de tandre\u0163ea ei toat\u0103 via\u0163a.<\/p>\n

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