Te rog, ceart\u0103-m\u0103\u0103\u0103. \u00cenjur\u0103-m\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. Am cunoscut un tip la o petrecere. Ne-am distrat \u00eempreun\u0103 toat\u0103 petrecerea. Mi-a cerut num\u0103rul de telefon. Am ie\u0219it \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 \u0219i am avut un date la fel de genial, cu mult r\u00e2s, glume, pove\u0219ti. Asta a fost lunea trecut\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Am flirtat \u0219i glumit pe Whatsapp p\u00e2n\u0103 joi. Nonstop. \u0218i la munc\u0103. Joi seara am ie\u0219it iar. Am r\u00e2s, am glumit, ne-am prostit. A fost best time ever.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n De vineri \u00eencolo nu-mi r\u0103spunde pe Whatsapp, nu-mi r\u0103spunde pe social media \u0219i nu d\u0103 nici un semn de via\u021b\u0103. \u0218i eu sunt cu nervii praf. Nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce. Ce am f\u0103cut gre\u0219it? \u0218tiu, nu e cool s\u0103 trimi\u021bi multe mesaje s\u0103 \u00eentrebi care e problema, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i dac\u0103 am gre\u0219it eu ceva, dar am f\u0103cut-o.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Ce fac????\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, nu pune semne de \u00eentrebare multiple, pentru c\u0103 mi se pare c\u0103 \u021bipi la mine, \u0219i am o alergie la oameni care \u021bip\u0103 la mine.<\/p>\n \u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd: datul disp\u0103rut e specialitatea masculului urban de unic\u0103 utilizare. Tripl\u0103, \u00een cazul t\u0103u. Nu te panica, nu te chinui singur\u0103 cu ce ai gre\u0219it \u0219i nu medita lung la ce frumos a fost. Nu conteaz\u0103 cum a fost, conteaz\u0103 cum este de vineri \u00eencolo. Adic\u0103 momentul prezent, \u00een care \u0103la pare s\u0103 fi uitat de existen\u021ba ta.<\/p>\n Except\u00e2nd cazurile grave: vineri a c\u0103zut r\u0103pus de coronavirus, vineri s-a descoperit c\u0103 nu avea viz\u0103 de Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i l-au dat afar\u0103 din \u021bar\u0103, sau vineri a c\u0103zut \u00eentr-o groap\u0103 de canal descoperit\u0103 \u0219i de atunci scheaun\u0103 \u00een gol, \u00een speran\u021ba salv\u0103rii, p\u0103rerea mea e c\u0103 \u0103sta e bine mersi, \u0219i c\u0103 pur \u0219i simplu avea chef de un hook-up, nu de un ianuarie de iubire, mai ales acum, c\u0103 vine Sf. Valentin, Dragobete, 1 martie, 8 martie \u0219i prev\u0103d val de bocete pe Facebook de la to\u021bi masculii cu obliga\u021bii conjugale, emo\u021bionale sau m\u0103car presa\u021bi de nevoia de a primi sex \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n Patternul cu interac\u021biune intens\u0103 \u0219i vr\u0103jeal\u0103 vesel\u0103 nonstop, urmat\u0103 de flatline absolut dup\u0103 dou\u0103 dates, \u00eemi sun\u0103 a fuckboi 100%.<\/p>\n Sau exist\u0103 o a doua variant\u0103, \u00een care \u0103sta a citit pickup artistry \u0219i manosfer\u0103 de pe net: Trateaz\u0103 ur\u00e2t femeia, d\u0103-te disp\u0103rut, fii m\u0103gar \u0219i dubios ca s\u0103 moar\u0103 de iubire.<\/p>\n Serios, nu glumesc, exist\u0103 ni\u0219te tri\u0219ti nefu din mezozoicul t\u00e2rziu, care promoveaz\u0103 t\u00e2mpeniile astea, \u0219i o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de mucea naivi cu ca\u0219 la guri\u021b\u0103, care pun botul.<\/p>\n \u0218tiu, sis, e greu s\u0103 nu mai dai acel ultim mesaj care sigur con\u021bine cuvintele magice demne s\u0103 deschid\u0103 inimi. Dar ba\u021bi la u\u0219a unei camere goale. Nu e nimic pentru tine acolo.<\/p>\n Fuckboi e foarte spumos \u0219i good-time la cele dou\u0103-trei dates. Dincolo de asta, e imaturitate, iresponsabilitate, nevoia de validare abuz\u00e2nd de emo\u021biile \u0219i buna credin\u021b\u0103 a altora \u0219i o doz\u0103 solid\u0103 de par\u0219ivenie. Tu trimi\u021bi mesaje sincere: Mi-e dor de tine, \u00eemi placi, d\u0103 un semn sau gen, \u0103sta se umfl\u0103 \u00een pene c\u0103 uite ce tare e el dac\u0103 pl\u00e2ng femeile dup\u0103 el.<\/p>\n Vrei s\u0103 hr\u0103ne\u0219ti vanitatea unui pu\u021b\u0103 care nu are decen\u021ba unui: “Bun\u0103, X, da, ne-am distrat de minune, dar eu nu-mi doresc o rela\u021bie acum, hai s\u0103 ne oprim? Te plac, dar nu suficient pentru mai mult.”<\/p>\n Nu, nu vrei.<\/p>\n Ia un kil de \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 de la Lidl, Auchan sau Carrefour, bag\u0103 o noapte de Netflix \u015fi bocet, \u015fi m\u00e2ine aplic\u0103 ni\u015fte ser cu acid hialuronic, s\u0103 se regenereze zona sensibil\u0103 a ochilor \u015fi MOVE. THE FUCK. ON.<\/p>\n \u00centr-o vreme, Orange lansase pachete promo\u0163ionale cu nume de animale. Ceva de 5 euro lunar, ceva de 10 euro lunar \u015fi ceva de 29 de euro lunar, nu mai \u0163in minte exact animalele. S\u0103 zicem \u015eoarece, C\u00e2ine \u015fi Elefant.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 renun\u0163i la abonament, Orange nu pl\u00e2nge dup\u0103 tine. Ne pare r\u0103u c\u0103 pleci, succes mai \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 e\u015fti dispus s\u0103 investe\u015fti pu\u0163in, Orange \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 abonamentul \u015eoarece. Un pic de beneficii, dar nu cine \u015ftie ce.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 e\u015fti dispus s\u0103 investe\u015fti maxim, Orange \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 toate beneficiile.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 Orange ar da toate beneficiile lui Gigel Rahat care nu \u015fi-a pl\u0103tit factura din 2012 toamna, cine ar mai cump\u0103ra abonamentul Elefant?<\/p>\n Fii ca Orange. Investe\u015fte timp doar dac\u0103 \u0163i se returneaz\u0103 investi\u0163ia. \u00cen rest, mul\u0163umim, urm\u0103torul.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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