{"id":18936,"date":"2020-01-29T10:39:34","date_gmt":"2020-01-29T07:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18936"},"modified":"2020-01-29T10:39:34","modified_gmt":"2020-01-29T07:39:34","slug":"tirania-placii-de-par","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tirania-placii-de-par\/","title":{"rendered":"Tirania pl\u0103cii de p\u0103r"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vinerea trecut\u0103, m-am dus s\u0103 m\u0103 tund. Numai c\u0103, ce s\u0103 vezi, coafeza mea preferat\u0103 avusese o treab\u0103 urgent\u0103 \u0219i m-a preluat un gay cute, colegul ei. Nu era nici o problem\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u00eel v\u0103zusem pe b\u0103iatul \u0103la f\u0103c\u00e2nd magie before. De nenum\u0103rate ori, se a\u0219ezaser\u0103 \u00een scaunul lui\u00a0 tipi absolut banali, \u0219i prin modul \u00een care \u00eei tunsese \u0219i \u00eei aranjase, \u00eei transformase din cinci cu indulgen\u021b\u0103 \u00een \u0219apte jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n

\u0218i \u00een timp ce m\u0103 tundea \u0219i pe mine, \u0219i m\u0103 transforma tot \u00eentr-un b\u0103iat de \u0219apte jum\u0103tate, hihi, f\u0103ceam small talk ca \u00eentre fete. \ud83d\ude00 \u0218i din vorb\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n

-Fat\u0103, folose\u0219ti plac\u0103?<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit la el brusc pocnit\u0103 peste ochi cu un ozeneu venit de aparent nic\u0103ieri:<\/p>\n

-De ce a\u0219 folosi plac\u0103, c\u00e2nd eu am p\u0103rul natural drept?<\/p>\n

-Nu \u0219tiu, fat\u0103, toat\u0103 lumea folose\u0219te plac\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Iart\u0103-m\u0103, fat\u0103, zic eu, dar v\u0103d sensul s\u0103 folose\u0219ti plac\u0103 dac\u0103 VREI p\u0103r drept. Dac\u0103 AI DEJA p\u0103r drept e ca \u0219i cum una gras\u0103 ar balota o oal\u0103 de ciorb\u0103 \u0219i patru meniuri de McDonalds. I meean, e\u0219ti deja acolo, de ce s\u0103 insi\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

-True, true, f\u0103ceam doar conversa\u021bie, chiar nu cred c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trebuie plac\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Folosesc \u00een schimb perie rotund\u0103 \u0219i perie rotativ\u0103 cu aer cald, c\u0103 alea \u00eemi trebuie mie s\u0103 dau volum p\u0103rului lins. Nu-s la mod\u0103? Aiem sori.<\/p>\n

Cum erau m\u0103m\u0103ile \u00een anii 80, toate v\u00e2lvoi, cu ni\u0219te freze ca o oal\u0103 de sarmale, pentru c\u0103 toate dormeau pe o pern\u0103 de bigudiuri \u0219i se mai \u0219i tapau acolo unde nu ajungeau bigudiurile, a\u0219a m\u0103m\u0103ile – sau m\u0103m\u0103ile \u00een devenire – folosesc \u00eentr-o disperare plac\u0103 de p\u0103r, chiar dac\u0103 ele nu au umbr\u0103 cu c\u00e2rlion\u021b nedorit.<\/p>\n

Am v\u0103zut fete cu p\u0103r superb, s\u0103n\u0103tos, lung, perfect drept, d\u00e2ndu-se cu placa, “c\u0103 a\u0219a trebuie” \u015fi “c\u0103 a\u015fa e frumos”. De ce trebuie? Pentru c\u0103 am v\u0103zut pe toate prietenele mele plimb\u00e2ndu-\u015fi scula prin p\u0103r, \u015fi dac\u0103 ele \u00ee\u015fi plimb\u0103 scula prin p\u0103r, ia s\u0103 mi-o plimb \u015fi eu, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n mai prejos.<\/p>\n

Problema cu placa e exact problema cu permanentul \u015fi cu tapajul din anii 80, \u015fi anume, c\u0103 tot acest abuz degradeaz\u0103, arde, distruge frumuse\u0163e de p\u0103r, \u015fi apoi tot tu pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 vaaaaai, oioioi, tulai, de ce am p\u0103rul \u00een halul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n

Dar ce bine c\u0103 exist\u0103 extensii ieftine de la chinezi, s\u0103 complet\u0103m podoaba capilar\u0103 pe\u00a0 care ne-am distrus-o cu placa. \u00cenc\u0103 ni\u015fte plastic pe noi, c\u0103 nu purt\u0103m deja destul.<\/p>\n

De ceee?<\/p>\n

O prieten\u0103 \u00eemi spune c\u0103 feti\u0163a ei de zece ani vrea obligatoriu s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi ea plac\u0103, s\u0103 fie \u00een r\u00e2nd cu clasa. A\u0163i ghicit, numita feti\u0163\u0103 are p\u0103rul drept, s\u0103n\u0103tos \u015fi bogat, cum \u00eel au to\u0163i copiii de v\u00e2rsta ei. Dar “toate colegele mele se fac cu placa \u015fi mi-e ru\u015fine de ele”.<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2nd a devenit placa de p\u0103r acest instrument obligatoriu \u00een coafura femeii care vrea ceva de la via\u0163\u0103? Cine a hot\u0103r\u00e2t asta \u015fi de ce? De ce trebuie s\u0103 o foloseasc\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea, fie c\u0103 e cazul, fie c\u0103 ar ar\u0103ta minunat \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103?<\/p>\n

OK.<\/p>\n

Eu nu am o plac\u0103 de p\u0103r.<\/p>\n

Popor: Haaaaa, Lorena, gasp, wtf, canceled.<\/p>\n

Nu am de ce s\u0103 am o plac\u0103 de p\u0103r, pentru c\u0103 nu am de ce s\u0103 \u00eendrept p\u0103r care e deja drept.<\/p>\n

Popor: Haaaaa, Lorena, gasp, wtf, canceled.<\/p>\n

\u015ei am o confesiune: se poate tr\u0103i minunat f\u0103r\u0103 plac\u0103 de p\u0103r. Nu am pierdut permisul de portpizd\u0103, nu mi s-au atrofiat s\u00e2nii \u015fi nu sunt cu nimic mai prejos. Dimpotriv\u0103, nu m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng nici de p\u0103r ars, nici de c\u0103derea aceea excesiv\u0103, care te face s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 desfunzi cada sau cabina de du\u015f din dou\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n

Nu mai adopta\u0163i trenduri orbe\u015fte. Verifica\u0163i \u00een primul r\u00e2nd dac\u0103 vi se aplic\u0103 obiectiv \u015fi \u00een al doilea r\u00e2nd dac\u0103 nu fac mai mult r\u0103u dec\u00e2t bine.<\/p>\n

A\u015fa cum tapajul e ok o dat\u0103 la un an bisect, c\u00e2nd ai nevoie de o frizur\u0103 extravagant\u0103, placa e ok pentru oamenii cu \u015fapte mii de v\u00e2rtejuri ciudate \u00een cap, \u015fi cu p\u0103r nici cre\u0163, dar nici lins, care tinde s\u0103 stea ca paiele \u00een c\u0103pi\u0163a de f\u00e2n.<\/p>\n

\u00cen rest?<\/p>\n

\u015euvi\u0163ele rebele fac tot farmecul. F\u0103r\u0103 ele, vIa\u0163A e pUStIU.<\/p>\n

Nu fi\u0163i armata poporului.<\/p>\n

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