{"id":18946,"date":"2020-01-31T10:50:12","date_gmt":"2020-01-31T07:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18946"},"modified":"2020-01-31T11:02:23","modified_gmt":"2020-01-31T08:02:23","slug":"hai-sa-vorbim-despre-coronavirus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hai-sa-vorbim-despre-coronavirus\/","title":{"rendered":"Hai s\u0103 vorbim despre coronavirus"},"content":{"rendered":"

Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 Organiza\u0163ia Mondial\u0103 a S\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii a anun\u0163at deja pericol mondial, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 80% din marfa care ne umple rafturile provine din China \u015fi e confec\u0163ionat\u0103 “economic”, s\u0103 fie ieftin\u0103 (a se citi: personal prost pl\u0103tit \u015fi economie la tot ce se poate economisi, de la materii prime \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la consumabile), cred c\u0103 a sosit acel moment din vie\u0163ile noastre c\u00e2nd d\u0103m jos tichia de m\u0103rg\u0103ritar \u015fi c\u0103ut\u0103m s\u0103 ne inform\u0103m despre boal\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Coronavirusurile, \u00een general, sunt printre cele mai r\u0103sp\u00e2ndite clase de virusuri, \u015fi ca s\u0103 fac \u015fi eu gluma aia proast\u0103: dac\u0103 ai b\u0103ut o bere Corona, sigur ai avut \u015fi coronavirus. Sunt \u00eent\u00e2lnite \u015fi la oameni, \u015fi la animale, provoac\u0103 infec\u0163ii ale sistemului respirator (r\u0103celi, \u00een cazuri u\u015foare, sinuzite \u015fi bron\u015fite \u00een cazurile mai grele, \u015fi periodic ni\u015fte infec\u0163ii mai ample \u00een organisme sl\u0103bite).<\/p>\n

Mic moment de divaga\u0163ie, s\u0103 nu devenim pedan\u0163i. Tu r\u0103ce\u015fti. \u015ei te duci la doctor s\u0103-\u0163i dea ParaSinus \u015fi Tussin forte. Doctorul constat\u0103 r\u0103ceala. Dar r\u0103ceala aia a ta constatat\u0103 de doctor poate avea n cauze diferite, \u00een func\u0163ie de ce bacterie sau virus o provoac\u0103. Aceia\u015fi muci cu febr\u0103 \u015fi cu ame\u0163eli pot fi simptomele unui num\u0103r uimitor de mare de boli diferite, bacteriene sau virale. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 tindem s\u0103 trat\u0103m superficial r\u0103ceala (“bei ceai de mu\u015fe\u0163el \u015fi-\u0163i trece”) \u015fi nu prefer\u0103m s\u0103 st\u0103m naibii acas\u0103, se ajunge la adev\u0103rate focare de infec\u0163ie, cum a fost cu toate gripele celebre ale \u00eenceputului de mileniu.<\/p>\n

Revenim. Deci, coronavirus obi\u0219nuit este r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit peste tot \u00een lume, probabil \u00eel ai \u015fi tu as we speak \u015fi, cum se ia de la om la pet, p\u00e2n\u0103 termini acest articol, sigur i-ai dat ni\u015fte viru\u015fi \u015fi lui Piki\u015for.<\/p>\n

Treaba devine buzat\u0103 \u015fi siliconat\u0103 abia c\u00e2nd c\u00e2te o tulpin\u0103 a virusului sufer\u0103 o muta\u0163ie, din cauze nu foarte cunoscute, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 dea la temelie, ca \u00een cazul SARS (2003, tot China, lol), sau \u00een cel al coronavirusului chinezesc de acum (2019-nCov), cum a fost el botezat de oameni mai de\u015ftep\u0163i dec\u00e2t noi. Adic\u0103: infec\u0163ii mult mai grave, pneumonii severe, insuficien\u0163\u0103 respiratorie \u015fi, da, unele decese de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum au fost cauzate de blocajul complet al sistemului respirator.<\/p>\n

Vestea vag pozitiv\u0103 e c\u0103 nu toat\u0103 lumea afectat\u0103 de 2019-nCov pleac\u0103 la loc cu verdea\u0163\u0103. Unii fac o mic\u0103 r\u0103ceal\u0103, al\u0163ii SUNT TOTAL ASIMPTOMATICI<\/strong>. \u015ei abia acum e cazul s\u0103 ne speriem. De unul care t\u00e2r\u00e2ie muci dup\u0103 el ca melcul \u015ftii \u015fi tu s\u0103 te fere\u015fti. De unul care aparent radiaz\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate, nu. A\u015fa a ajuns Coronavirusul chinezesc, de exemplu, \u00een Japonia. Prin dou\u0103 persoane aparent s\u0103n\u0103toase ca salata de arugula, dar care purtau virusul de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo, ca babele b\u00e2rfa.<\/p>\n

Vestea vag negativ\u0103 este c\u0103, boala fiind foarte nou\u0103, deocamdat\u0103, nu exist\u0103 tratament cu eficien\u021b\u0103 testat\u0103 \u0219i nici vaccin. \u021ai se dau medicamentele obi\u0219nuite pentru atenuarea simptomelor, \u0219i un pat de spital, s\u0103 fii izolat de confra\u021bii t\u0103i aparent s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i.<\/p>\n

Cum a \u00eenceput?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pe la \u00eenceputul lui decembrie \u00een China, mai exact \u00een pia\u0163a de pe\u015fte. Un animal (zvonurile spun c\u0103 un \u015farpe) era purt\u0103tor al acestei muta\u0163ii, iar cineva a dorit musai s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce acel<\/strong> \u015farpe.<\/p>\n

Da, \u015ftiu. Sun\u0103 a prologul unui film horror.<\/p>\n

Acum, o parte din vin\u0103 o poart\u0103 tradi\u0163ia chinezeasc\u0103 a c\u0103rnii calde. Carnea cald\u0103 nu e ce crede trollul pervers care tocmai preg\u0103tea o glum\u0103 foarte proast\u0103, ci carnea animalului proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103pit sub ochii clientului, care vrea satisfac\u0163ia c\u0103 va hali din animal la un timp extrem de scurt dup\u0103 moartea acestuia. \u015ei \u00een unele cazuri, \u00een timp ce tr\u0103ie\u015fte. Sincer, dac\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t ni\u015fte videoclipuri pe YouTube, o s\u0103 spune\u0163i c\u0103 de fapt numele ar trebui s\u0103 fie karmavirus.
\n\u015ei cum pe carnea cald\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pescarul, \u0103la care o car\u0103 \u00een l\u0103zi jegoase, m\u0103celarul \u015fi v\u00e2nz\u0103torul, \u015fi la final, clientul, care nici n-o spal\u0103 ca lumea, c\u0103 doar e cald\u0103, re\u0163eta contamin\u0103rii rapide \u015fi sigure e garantat\u0103.<\/p>\n

A\u015fa s-a ajuns ca, din decembrie \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, aproape 10.000 de chinezi s\u0103 boleasc\u0103 de zor, \u015fi 170 s\u0103 chiar moar\u0103. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Nu v\u0103 plictisesc cu ce fac chinezii s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 virusul, c\u0103 ave\u0163i \u015fi voi internet. Vreau doar s\u0103 spun c\u0103 vine din ce \u00een ce mai aproape. \u00cen Europa, Fran\u0163a \u015fi Germania au confirmat c\u0103 sunt purt\u0103toare de coroan\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ce po\u0163i s\u0103 faci? <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 renun\u0163i la sushi, biftec tartar \u015fi friptura \u00een s\u00e2nge. Carnea crud\u0103 sau insuficient g\u0103tit\u0103 este un joc de noroc \u00een perioada asta.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 evi\u021bi contactul cu… practic, toat\u0103 lumea, de vreme ce unii sunt asimptomatici. Dar \u00een special cu fluidele corporale ale bolnavilor.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 te speli des pe m\u00e2ini, s\u0103 dezinfectezi cu regularitate tot ce ai \u00een jur, \u0219i s\u0103 speli minu\u021bios orice ingredient din care g\u0103te\u0219ti. \u0218i da, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci mai mult acas\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103riile restaurantelor, \u0219i \u00een multe cazuri, nici nu vrei s\u0103 \u0219tii.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 lucrezi de acas\u0103, dac\u0103 natura jobului permite.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu-\u021bi faci cump\u0103r\u0103turile pe Aliexpress. De\u0219i, la c\u00e2te magazine se aprovizioneaz\u0103 de pe Aliexpress, e\u0219ti deja mort \u0219i nu \u0219tii.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 iei vitamine pentru imunitate. Ea e ultimul t\u0103u aliat \u00een aceast\u0103 b\u00e2jb\u00e2ire prin bezn\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103, totu\u0219i, o iei?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen func\u021bie de loteria genetic\u0103, s-ar putea s\u0103 nu te prinzi. Sau, s-ar putea s\u0103 \u021bi se par\u0103 c\u0103 ai r\u0103cit. Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 trece proverbiala s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103ceala nu trece, mergi la medic. De data asta, te joci cu vie\u021bile celor apropia\u021bi, \u0219i n-are sens.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti printre cei care fac forme grave de bron\u0219it\u0103 \u0219i pneumonie, cheam\u0103 salvarea s\u0103 fii dus la spital. Acolo, vei oferi savan\u021bilor \u0219ansa unic\u0103 de a examina mariajul dintre coronavirus \u0219i specialitatea local\u0103, stafilococul auriu.<\/p>\n

Ei aduc coroana, noi aducem aurul. Sun\u0103 armonios.<\/p>\n

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