{"id":18956,"date":"2020-02-01T11:55:35","date_gmt":"2020-02-01T08:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18956"},"modified":"2020-02-01T11:57:59","modified_gmt":"2020-02-01T08:57:59","slug":"jet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jet\/","title":{"rendered":"Jet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 de ieri am generat un lung, insistent \u0219i agresiv festival de hate. <\/p>\n<p>Motivul: <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u76cl8GnVss?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Acum, s\u0103 ne fie clar\u0103 o treab\u0103. \u0218tiam de la bun \u00eenceput c\u00e2t\u0103 ur\u0103 \u0219i venin zace \u00een rom\u00e2na\u0219 fa\u021b\u0103 de cel, \u0219i mai ales fa\u021b\u0103 de cea care face lucrurile diferit. \u0218tiam c\u0103 indiferent cum iese piesa, o s\u0103 fie \u00een subsol o ton\u0103 de spume, eternul &#8220;nu te-a\u015f fute&#8221; de la oameni pe care nu te-ar interesa nici moart\u0103 s\u0103-i fu\u0163i, &#8220;nu e\u015fti sexy&#8221; (pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 vine vorba de femei, prostul e incapabil s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 cu orice alt organ), &#8220;muie la videochat&#8221;, &#8220;curvelor&#8221;, &#8220;frigidelor&#8221; \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n<p>Deci m\u0103 a\u015fteptam la toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 r\u0103utate, exact cum am primit-o. INDIFERENT CE a\u015f fi livrat. \u015ei atunci am ales s\u0103 livrez ce mi-am dorit s\u0103 livrez \u015fi s\u0103 nu fac nici o concesie \u00een privin\u0163a asta. <\/p>\n<p>Am c\u0103utat mult (\u015fi am irosit bani) p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103sesc oameni care s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 o orchestra\u0163ie care s\u0103 sune cum \u00eemi place \u015fi s\u0103 nu accept beats generice de club. Am insistat mult, luni \u00een \u015fir, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd vocea mea a sunat cum am ales EU s\u0103 sune. Am renun\u0163at la colabor\u0103ri cu oameni care \u00eencercau s\u0103 mi-o m\u00e2\u0163\u00e2ie din editare. Nu. Timbrul meu vocal e unul grav \u015fi raspy, a\u015fa c\u00e2nt eu. <\/p>\n<p>Am lucrat cadru cu cadru, s\u0103 ias\u0103 imaginile cum le-am dorit. Estetica anilor 90. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei am ie\u015fit abia \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd \u015fi piesa, \u015fi videoul au ie\u015fit exact cum le-am vrut, \u015fi nu sun\u0103 a nimic ce se poate auzi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia lui 2020. A\u015fa c\u0103 nimic din hate-ul vostru imbecil de oameni f\u0103r\u0103 criterii nu m\u0103 poate atinge. <\/p>\n<p>Se v\u0103d foarte clar \u00een statisticile videoului orele totale de ascultare. Care cresc as we speak. Dac\u0103 o pies\u0103 e nasoal\u0103, nu o ascul\u0163i. Eu c\u00e2nd \u00eemi propune Deezer sau Spotify ceva na\u015fpa, dau skip. \u015ei nu, nici m\u0103car nu caut: cine e \u0103sta care c\u00e2nt\u0103 na\u015fpa, ia s\u0103-i trimit ni\u015fte hate. Dau skip \u015fi pas. <\/p>\n<p>Dar rom\u00e2nul nu face asta. Ascult\u0103, poate chiar \u0163op\u0103ie \u00een col\u0163 pe pies\u0103, apoi revine s\u0103 arunce ni\u015fte hate. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de ce sun\u0103 femeia raspy. <\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd Rod Steward sun\u0103 raspy, e\u015fti \u00een extaz. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de ce sun\u0103 femeia grav. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 a\u015fa vrea pula ei. \u015ei c\u0103 a\u015fa a vrut pula ei \u00een mod expres \u00een acest caz. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de ce c\u00e2nt\u0103 femeia agresiv. <\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd vin la radio rapperi\u0163ele negrese care \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenm\u00e2neaz\u0103 coaiele \u00eentr-o pungu\u0163\u0103 de catifea, e\u015fti \u00een extaz. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de ce e clipul dark \u015fi cu cadre lungi, gen anii 90. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 a\u015fa f\u0103ceau The Prodigy \u015fi uneori nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 citezi cultural din mae\u015ftri, p\u0103str\u00e2nd desigur propor\u0163iile. <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de ce femeia, de ce fata, de ce de\u0163in\u0103toarea de vagin, c\u0103 de ce. <\/p>\n<p>Nu e problema voastr\u0103 ce am eu \u00een zona dintre picioare. Nu e, n-a fost niciodat\u0103 \u015fi nu va fi. Contentul meu e independent de ce scrie \u00een buletin \u015fi de detalii anatomice insignifiante. Nu hot\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i ce ar trebui s\u0103 fac \u00een func\u0163ie de detalii anatomice insignifiante. <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 Jet era o simpl\u0103 pies\u0103 proast\u0103, aveam skip de la toat\u0103 lumea. A\u015fa cum au toate piesele proaste din univers. <\/p>\n<p>Problema voastr\u0103, motivul pentru care face\u0163i de 70 de ori mai ur\u00e2t, motivul pentru care bor\u00e2\u0163i venin la mine, motivul pentru care m\u0103 porc\u0103i\u0163i cu sete, dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 da\u0163i link la pies\u0103, e exact cel de care v\u0103 temea\u0163i: C\u0102 JET E O PIES\u0102 A DRACULUI DE BUN\u0102. <\/p>\n<p>Pute\u0163i s\u0103 da\u0163i un milion de dislikes \u015fi nu schimba\u0163i asta. Orele de ascultare integral\u0103 vorbesc de la sine. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cenchei cu recomandarea c\u0103lduroas\u0103 din titlu: JET! <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 de ieri am generat un lung, insistent \u0219i agresiv festival de hate. 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