{"id":18965,"date":"2020-02-02T10:58:47","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T07:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18965"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:01:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T08:01:49","slug":"daca-prodigy-ar-fi-facut-firestarter-in-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/daca-prodigy-ar-fi-facut-firestarter-in-romania\/","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103 Prodigy ar fi f\u0103cut Firestarter \u00een Rom\u00e2nia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hai, pentru fun, s\u0103 ad\u0103ug\u0103m \u0219i prezum\u021bia c\u0103 Keith ar fi fost femeie. C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eel l\u0103s\u0103m b\u0103rbat, elimin\u0103m partea cu obsesiile sexuale ale combatan\u021bilor \u0219i avem numai half the story.<\/p>\n<p>Clip: Prodigy &#8211; Firestarter<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wmin5WkOuPw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Comentarii:<\/p>\n<p>Pulete 1: Pffff, ce ur\u00e2t\u0103 e aiaaaa.<br \/>\nPulete 2: Total ur\u00e2t\u0103, se vede c\u0103 nu se fute.<br \/>\nPulete 3: Nu \u0219tiu, eu a\u0219 da o lab\u0103 c\u0103-mi plac perversiunile.<br \/>\nPulete 4: Auzi, te fu\u021bi?<br \/>\nPulete 5: Pfff,<br \/>\nMascul trecut gen 40: Unde a ajuns, domnule, arta zilelor noastre.<br \/>\nPi\u021bipoanc\u0103 1: \u00ceu, ce cringe.<br \/>\nPi\u021bipoanc\u0103 2: Total cringe, de ce fac \u0103\u0219tia clipuri \u00een locuri alb-negru. S\u0103 caute unele color, domnule.<br \/>\nGospodin\u0103 pu\u021bind a zacusc\u0103: Vai, drag\u0103, dar e\u0219ti total lipsit\u0103 de feminitate. Uite, ia ni\u0219te feminitate de la mine. \u0218i re\u021beta asta de zacusc\u0103.<br \/>\nGospodin\u0103 pu\u021bind a sarmale: Ce e domnule cu muzica asta, asta \u00een primul r\u00e2nd nu e muzic\u0103 \u0219i eu \u0219tiu mai bine ce e muzica pentru c\u0103 eu am ascultat Gic\u0103 Petrescu \u00een copil\u0103rie.<br \/>\nFormer vocalist la Nuaauzitnicimama: Deaaah, ce s\u0103 spun, azi to\u021bi se dau c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bi, de m\u00e2ine m\u0103 fac chirug. De fapt, de azi, c\u0103 pe mine nu m\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103 nimeni.<br \/>\nPulete telectoal. P\u0103rerea mea e c\u0103 urli pentru c\u0103 ai o lips\u0103 acut\u0103 de afec\u021biune \u00een via\u021ba ta personal\u0103 \u0219i mai bine \u00ee\u021bi cau\u021bi un b\u0103rbat bun, care s\u0103 te fut\u0103 cum trebuie. Uite, eu sunt disponibil. Num\u0103r de telefon \u00een mesaj privat.<br \/>\nPulete atacat: Moarte la feministe!! \u0102sta e un c\u00e2ntec despre cum ur\u00e2\u021bi to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii \u0219i vre\u021bi s\u0103 le da\u021bi foc. Sun la Poli\u021bie s\u0103 reclam c\u00e2ntecul.<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u0103 o gospodin\u0103: Domnule, dar de ce s\u0103-\u021bi faci p\u0103rul a\u0219a. Nu putea s\u0103-\u0219i taie un breton frumos, elegant?<br \/>\nPi\u021bipoanc\u0103 3: \u00cehm, \u0219i \u0103sta nu e buget. Unde e aurul, unde e mer\u021banele. Unde e luxul? \u0102la e buget, fomi\u0219tilor. O sta\u021bie de metrou goal\u0103, ce s\u0103r\u0103cieee.<br \/>\nMuiere divor\u021bat\u0103 gen 40: V\u0103leu, ce m-am speriat, m-a \u0219i pocnit incontinen\u021ba urinar\u0103. Drag\u0103, dar de ce te str\u00e2mbi a\u0219a? E\u0219ti recanci&#8230; recaltici&#8230; re&#8230; cancitros?<br \/>\nNene sf\u0103tos: Ai cinci minute s\u0103 vorbim despre domnul nostru Isus Cristos.<\/p>\n<p>Da. Prodigy n-a lansat Firestarter \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, dar cam at\u00e2t de pro\u0219ti sunte\u021bi mul\u021bi dintre voi. Jet e piesa pe care o merita\u021bi. \u0218i mesajul pe care-l merita\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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