(postat ini\u0163ial pe\u00a0Yahoo 360, pe 15 iunie)\u00a0<\/p>\n
1) Shaorma. \u00cen ultima perioad\u0103, s-a deschis o shaorma dup\u0103 col\u0163. Are cea mai delicioas\u0103 carne de pui, tot soiul de cutiu\u0163e cu prafuri miraculoase care dau o arom\u0103 de vis, un deliciu de corni\u015foni mura\u0163i \u015fi condimenta\u0163i, \u015fi un shaormeur (shaormar? shaormist? shaormolog?) de o amabilitate extrem\u0103 (extrem-occidental\u0103 sau extrem-oriental\u0103, \u00een antitez\u0103 cu indolen\u0163a middle-eastului.) \u00cen consecin\u0163\u0103, am f\u0103cut o shaorma-addiction (acum, vara?? for christ’s sake!!), care m\u0103 face s\u0103 m\u0103 simt cumplit de vinovat\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de silueta mea \u00eendelung muncit\u0103 \u015fi scump pl\u0103tit\u0103. Cred c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine \u00eencepe S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na Multicultural\u0103 a Iaurtului \u015fi a Fructelor Acri\u015foare! Am zis!<\/p>\n
2) Telefonul mobil mi l-am pierdut azi. Am sim\u0163it la metrou c\u0103 intr\u0103 un tanc de muiere \u00een mine, ba i-am mai zis \u015fi scuze. A\u015fteptam \u015fi un telefon… Pe la 4, ce zic eu: fuck, hai s\u0103 sun eu. M\u0103 cat prin buzunare, nada. Prin geant\u0103, tanpoco. Rog pe cineva sa ma sune. Abonatul Vodafone, adic\u0103 eu, nu pot fi contactat\u0103. Futu-v\u0103 muma-n cur de ho\u0163i nenoroci\u0163i, \u00eencep s\u0103 urlu la lun\u0103, ca un lup veritabil, de\u015fi era soare. OK, rapid la prima reprezentan\u0163\u0103, pac cartela blocat\u0103, g\u0103sesc \u015fi un mobil acceptabil ca pre\u0163. Bun, dar agenda??? Ce m\u0103 fac f\u0103r\u0103 agend\u0103? Teoretic, m\u0103 tot angajez de fiecare dat\u0103 s\u0103-mi scriu toate numerele \u00eentr-un carne\u0163el, dar carne\u0163elele le pierd. Iar n-am numere de telefon… Am \u00een schimb un telefon nou \u015fi gol.<\/p>\n
Cred c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 atac de panic\u0103 comparabil cu acela care m\u0103 cuprinde de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi se fur\u0103 telefonul. Tipa de la reprezentan\u0163a Mo\u015filor m\u0103 \u015ftie \u015fi m\u0103 salut\u0103 z\u00e2mbind, \u00een timp ce eu m\u0103 las pe scaun cl\u0103tin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe picioare. A\u015fa cum m\u0103 \u015ftie \u015fi shaormeur-ul (-arul, -istul, -ologul sau ce vre\u0163i voi). A\u015fa cum m\u0103 \u015ftie \u015fi tipa pet-chio\u015fcului de unde cump\u0103r m\u00e2ncarea pt. Pulic\u0103. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 oare c\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 m\u0103 transform \u00eentr-o tipicar\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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