{"id":19088,"date":"2020-02-24T11:08:14","date_gmt":"2020-02-24T08:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19088"},"modified":"2020-02-24T11:08:14","modified_gmt":"2020-02-24T08:08:14","slug":"posta-redactiei-editia-in-lenjerie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-editia-in-lenjerie\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: edi\u021bia \u00een lenjerie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n

Drag\u0103 Lorena,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sunt \u00eentr-un moment delicat al rela\u021biei. Am un prieten, \u0219i ne \u00een\u021belegem foarte bine. Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 facem dragoste de acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 l-am f\u0103cut s\u0103 a\u0219tepte destul de mult, pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 interesa s\u0103 vrea doar asta de la mine \u0219i apoi s\u0103 plece. El e foarte dornic s\u0103 \u00eencerce mereu lucruri noi \u0219i eu nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 pot \u021bine pasul s\u0103 \u00eel satisfac. De Valentine’s Day mi-a cump\u0103rat un costum de lenjerie foarte sexy \u0219i ciorapi cu portjartier. Mi-a spus c\u0103 abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 le port, iar eu nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cemi place costumul \u0219i e super, dar mi-e at\u00e2t de ru\u0219ine s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac a\u0219a. Mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu ar\u0103t cringe sau s\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 r\u00e2d.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 fac?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

X.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi place ideea s\u0103 por\u021bi costume sexy, e simplu: \u00eel faci retur la sex shopul a c\u0103rui adres\u0103 e pe cutie \u0219i de banii \u0103ia \u00ee\u021bi iei amandine \u0219i un rimel de la Sephora, adic\u0103 ce ne dorim toate de Valentine’s Day.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 spui c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place costumul \u0219i tot ce te \u00eempiedic\u0103 e ru\u0219inea, e semn c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 woman up.<\/p>\n

E\u0219ti cu tipul \u0103sta pentru c\u0103 A) te atrage cu adev\u0103rat, pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place s\u0103 fii cu el, pentru c\u0103 vrei s\u0103-i sim\u021bi penisul \u00een tine, sau\u00a0 B) e\u0219ti cu el s\u0103 nu fii singur\u0103, s\u0103 te sim\u021bi safe \u0219i pentru c\u0103 nu ai op\u021biuni mai bune pe moment?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e B, e\u0219ti \u00een rela\u021bie din toate motivele gre\u0219ite.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e A, \u0219i realmente \u00eel placi pe fl\u0103c\u0103u, faptul c\u0103 e atras de tine \u0219i c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 exploreze sexual cu tine ar trebui s\u0103 te bucure. Nu te mai panica de faptul c\u0103 nu ai foarte mult\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103, ci spune exact asta: nu am foarte mult\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103. Ia-m\u0103 mai \u00eencet \u0219i ajut\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin pasul cu tine. E un pic explicabil s\u0103 fie foarte horny, mai ales dac\u0103 l-ai \u021binut s\u0103 a\u0219tepte mai mult.<\/p>\n

Acum, s\u0103 revenim la lenjeria intim\u0103 sexy.<\/p>\n

Sugerez s\u0103 exersezi de una singur\u0103 acas\u0103, cum \u00ee\u021bi st\u0103 \u00een lenjerie intim\u0103 sexy, cum mergi \u00een lenjerie intim\u0103 sexy, cum pozezi \u00een lenjerie intim\u0103 sexy. F\u0103-o s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi placi \u00een primul r\u00e2nd \u021bie. Dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine te-ar suna \u0103ia de la Victoria’s Secret s\u0103 fii coperta noului lor catalog, cum ai proceda? Ce mi\u0219c\u0103ri te pun \u00een valoare? Ce p\u0103r\u021bi ale corpului \u00ee\u021bi plac mai mult?<\/p>\n

\u00cen secunda \u00een care vei purta lenjeria intim\u0103 pentru c\u0103 vrei, nu ca pe o favoare, vei face asta cu personalitate \u0219i asumare.<\/p>\n

\u00centreb \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103: e\u0219ti cu tipul \u0103sta pentru c\u0103 \u00eel vrei? Te atrage? Vrei s\u0103 \u00eel posezi \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eel domini? Preia controlul.<\/p>\n

\u0218i parc\u0103 te aud: Da, Lorena, dar eu am curul mare, celulit\u0103, colaci pe burt\u0103, plm.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a, \u0219i?<\/p>\n

B\u0103rbatul \u0103la vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 amor cu tine, nu s\u0103 te judece.<\/p>\n

Infla\u021bia uria\u0219\u0103 de labe proaste \u0219i rele care populeaz\u0103 internetul \u0219i arunc\u0103 cu hate \u00een femei pentru c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 ei n-ar putea nici m\u0103car s\u0103 sus\u021bin\u0103 privirea uneia ne-a f\u0103cut un r\u0103u imens \u0219i femeilor, \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bilor. Femeilor pentru c\u0103 au mereu temerea c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele are \u00een sinea lui o mentalitate ghiolb\u0103neasc\u0103, ca Sulea Hateru de pe net, \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bilor pentru c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 consume s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een \u0219ir dovedind s\u0103 nu sunt ca Sulea Hateru de pe net.<\/p>\n

Indiferent cum ai ar\u0103ta, \u0103la te va privi cu ochi iubitori. Pentru el vei fi Adriana Lima \u0219i Gigi Hadid la un loc, pentru c\u0103 de tine e \u00eendr\u0103gostit. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 \u021bie urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bi-o pun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eel placi real pe \u0103la, poart\u0103 costumul de lenjerie intim\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea ie\u0219ire \u00een ora\u0219, eventual direct sub sacou pe care nu-l sco\u021bi la restaurant, doar \u00eel deschei, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 ceva dantel\u0103 \u0219i nimic mai mult – iar acas\u0103, fii o panter\u0103 asumat\u0103 \u0219i f*te-l p\u00e2n\u0103 cade lat.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eel vrei, ai deja asta \u00een tine. Dac\u0103 nu, nu e\u0219ti \u00een rela\u021bia potrivit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n

Lorena.<\/p>\n

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