{"id":19110,"date":"2020-02-28T12:04:02","date_gmt":"2020-02-28T09:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19110"},"modified":"2020-02-28T12:04:02","modified_gmt":"2020-02-28T09:04:02","slug":"moduri-in-care-coronapanic-imi-influenteaza-pozitiv-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/moduri-in-care-coronapanic-imi-influenteaza-pozitiv-viata\/","title":{"rendered":"Moduri \u00een care coronapanic \u00eemi influen\u021beaz\u0103 pozitiv via\u021ba"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prev\u0103d aici ploaie de comentarii indignate: \u0102vaaai, Lorena, cum po\u021bi s\u0103 spui c\u0103 moartea crunt\u0103 a unor oameni nevinova\u021bi \u00ee\u021bi poate afecta pozitiv via\u021ba, blabla?<\/p>\n

Nu m\u0103 refer la moartea crunt\u0103 a nim\u0103nui. Le doresc tuturor bolnavilor s\u0103 se \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219easc\u0103 cu bine, \u0219i tuturor rafturilor de s\u0103pun s\u0103 se goleasc\u0103 la fel de rapid ca acelea de f\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103lai, pentru c\u0103 \u00een continuare sp\u0103latul pe m\u00e2ini este o idee bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Great. \u0218i acum, s\u0103 vorbim despre partea bun\u0103 a coronapanicii.<\/p>\n

1. Mai pu\u021bin\u0103 \u00eenghesuial\u0103 \u00een mijloace de transport \u00een comun.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pe asta am tratat-o deja \u00eentr-un status care a ofensat ni\u0219te suflete pure. O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lume umple autobuzele sau metrourile, dar \u00een special autobuzele, pur \u0219i simplu a\u0219a, s\u0103 fac\u0103 plimb\u0103ri.<\/p>\n

Vine o panic\u0103 a unei boli mondiale \u0219i, subit, autobuzul e cu 40% mai gol. \u0218i metroul cu 30%. Se poate respira, se poate sta calm, f\u0103r\u0103 un cot ascu\u021bit \u00een coaste, te poate chiar g\u0103si scaun.<\/p>\n

“Dar dreptul oamenilor la transport…”<\/p>\n

E tot acolo, relax. Doar c\u0103 zilele astea se folosesc de el doar cei care chiar au treab\u0103 undeva.<\/p>\n

2. Mult mai pu\u0163in\u0103 insisten\u0163\u0103 pe going out.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00centr-o perioad\u0103 normal\u0103, mult\u0103 lume cere s\u0103 ne vedem pentru lucruri care pot fi rezolvate foarte simplu pe net, pe mail \u015fi pe un laptop. “Nu, eu sunt de mod\u0103 veche – nu \u00een\u0163eleg tehnologia – ne \u00een\u0163elegem altfel fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 – am at\u00e2tea lucruri s\u0103-\u0163i spun”.<\/p>\n

Enter amenin\u0163area unei boli mondiale \u015fi brusc, toat\u0103 lumea e de mod\u0103 nou\u0103, \u00een\u0163elege brusc tehnologia \u015fi descoper\u0103 miracolul comunic\u0103rii prin Whatsapp \u015fi Facebook chat.<\/p>\n

3. Mult mai pu\u0163in ag\u0103\u0163at pe re\u0163ele sociale.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cel mai enervant aspect al tuturor re\u0163elelor, chiar \u015fi al uneia orientate spre carier\u0103, cum e LinkedIn, e num\u0103rul mare de masculi \u00een c\u0103lduri. Care pistoneaz\u0103 cu mesaje private \u015fi b\u0103gare \u00een seam\u0103 inoportun\u0103 mii de femei pe zi. Faptul c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia se chinuie s\u0103 deranjeze c\u00e2t mai multe se reflect\u0103, obviously, \u00een num\u0103rul extrem de mare de interac\u0163iuni futile \u015fi stupide la care este for\u0163at\u0103 o femeie care e perfect mul\u0163umit\u0103 cu situa\u0163ia ei amoroas\u0103 prezent\u0103.<\/p>\n

De ce plm s\u0103 prime\u015fti mesaje de cf frumoasa pe LinkedIn???<\/p>\n

“Dar, Lorena, nu le r\u0103spnnde”.<\/p>\n

Aceast\u0103 preten\u0163ie la comportament nenatural, la “ignorat”, pentru c\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103-l educi pe mascul c\u0103 aten\u0163ia erotic\u0103 de la necunoscu\u0163i e oportun\u0103 doar pe Tinder, e mai simplu s\u0103 impui femeii \u00eenc\u0103 o form\u0103 de presiune social\u0103: s\u0103 pretind\u0103 c\u0103 nu vede libidino\u015fenii care se transform\u0103 miraculos \u00een insulte \u015fi \u00eenjur\u0103turi, \u015fi s\u0103 mimeze c\u0103 nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic, altfel scrie Pavel Rahat despre tine c\u0103 nu e\u015fti femel\u0103 cool.<\/p>\n

Nu sunt o femel\u0103 cool \u015fi nici nu-mi propun s\u0103 devin, sunt un om normal care, dac\u0103 e deranjat de ceva, prefer\u0103 s\u0103 comunice sincer c\u0103 e deranjat. De ce s\u0103 mimez eu c\u0103 nu v\u0103d, \u00een loc s\u0103 se educe prostul s\u0103 nu mai deranjeze aiurea?<\/p>\n

Mbun.<\/p>\n

Vine panica de coronavirus \u015fi brusc, masculilor le piere pofta de co\u0163\u0103ial\u0103. C\u00e2nd necunoscutele pot fi poten\u0163iale purt\u0103toare de viru\u015fi letali, subit redescoperi fascina\u0163ia etern captivant\u0103 a unei labe la vremea ei.<\/p>\n

M\u0103car din acest punct de vedere, putem avea coronapanic p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2030?<\/p>\n

4. Mult mai pu\u0163in\u0103 siropo\u015fenie generic\u0103 de prim\u0103var\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Le \u015fti\u0163i. “Un martie \u00eenflorit”. “O prim\u0103var\u0103 binecuv\u00e2ntat\u0103” “Adierea lin\u0103 a v\u00e2ntului cald s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 muguri de fericire \u00een suflet”.<\/p>\n

Parc\u0103 toate gospodinele plictisite c\u0103 n-au avut ce pune la borcan iarna \u015fi-au descoperit brusc Eminescul interior.<\/p>\n

Anul \u0103sta, slav\u0103 Domnului, toat\u0103 lumea \u00ee\u015fi \u0163ine figurile de stil acas\u0103, iar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 infinit mai pu\u0163in\u0103 vorb\u0103rie de dragul vorb\u0103riei, yaaas Gawd.<\/p>\n

Una peste alta, planific s\u0103 port azi masca de Darth Vader, s\u0103 m\u0103 protejez \u015fi eu cum se cuvine. The force is strong with this one.<\/p>\n

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