{"id":19135,"date":"2020-03-03T10:28:43","date_gmt":"2020-03-03T07:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19135"},"modified":"2020-03-03T10:28:43","modified_gmt":"2020-03-03T07:28:43","slug":"posta-redactiei-vecina-naravasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-vecina-naravasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Vecina n\u0103r\u0103va\u015f\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce mai faci, Lore? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu-mi r\u0103spunde &#8220;Cite\u015fte blogul \u015fi o s\u0103 afli, b\u0103i, boule!&#8221;, c\u0103 sunt al dracului de nec\u0103jit \u015fi a\u015fa. Hai s\u0103-\u0163i povestesc cum st\u0103 treaba. Numai tu, blogereasa mea preferat\u0103, m\u0103 po\u0163i ajuta.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>M-am mutat \u00eentr-o garsonier\u0103, \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 de blocuri destul de apropiat construite. Vezi la vecinii de vizavi f\u0103r\u0103 probleme.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00centr-o diminea\u0163\u0103, cum \u00eemi beam eu cafeaua \u015fi \u00eemi fumam \u0163igara \u00een spatele perdelei albe, am observat ceva suspect. \u00cen blocul de vizavi, \u00een balconul din dreptul apartamentului meu, a ie\u015fit o gagic\u0103 de vreo 20 de ani, \u00een capo\u0163el de dantel\u0103, alb, scurt \u015fi transparent.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A \u00eentins bra\u0163ele pe lateral \u015fi a inspirat ad\u00e2nc. \u0162\u00e2\u0163ele mari \u015fi rotunde au tres\u0103ltat. V\u00e2nticelul de diminea\u0163\u0103 a g\u00e2dilat-o pe sf\u00e2rcurile de un roz-brun, care se distingeau prin dantela capo\u0163elului, \u015fi ele, gurguiele, sf\u00e2rcurile, butoanele pl\u0103cerii feminine, s-au \u00eent\u0103rit ca nebunele, form\u00e2nd dou\u0103 protuberan\u0163e obraznice.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Vecina a gemut brusc, \u015fi \u015fi-a plimbat degetele lungi cu unghii ro\u015fii peste sf\u00e2rcuri, apoi, \u00eentr-un gest nebunesc, \u015fi-a desf\u0103cut capotul. \u0162\u00e2\u0163ele mari \u015fi grele, ca dou\u0103 fructe uria\u015fe albe, i s-au rev\u0103rsat din capo\u0163el. Vecina le-a luat \u00een palme \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 le fr\u0103m\u00e2nte cu m\u00e2ini lacome \u015fi nes\u0103\u0163ioase. \u00ce\u015fi trecea \u00een mod repetat v\u00e2rfurile unghiilor ro\u015fii peste sf\u00e2rcuri \u015fi gemea ca o fiar\u0103 \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rat\u0103, apoi le lua \u00eentre degetul mare \u015fi cel ar\u0103t\u0103tor \u015fi le freca ap\u0103sat \u015fi cu dorin\u0163\u0103.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Prin grilajul balconului, \u00eei vedeam abdomenul ferm, de gagic\u0103 umblat\u0103 pe la sal\u0103 s\u0103 b\u0103leasc\u0103 to\u0163i body builderii dup\u0103 curul ei, picioarele lungi \u015fi musculoase, \u015fi chilo\u0163elul minuscul din aceea\u015fi dantel\u0103 alb\u0103. \u00cen zona p\u0103s\u0103ricii se vedea deja o pat\u0103 umed\u0103.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Brusc, una din m\u00e2ini a \u00eenceput s\u0103 coboare spre chilo\u0163el, \u015fi s\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie fin pe deasupra lui, \u00eenainte \u015fi \u00eenapoi. Vecina era deja sprijinit\u0103 de u\u015fa balconului, d\u0103dea din fund \u00eenainte \u015fi \u00eenapoi, \u015fi se vedea pe fa\u0163a ei c\u0103 viseaz\u0103 la o pul\u0103 viguroas\u0103, mare \u015fi tare, s\u0103-i potoleasc\u0103 nevoia intens\u0103 care \u00eei f\u0103cea p\u0103s\u0103rica s\u0103 se topeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 picure.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>G\u00e2ndul la cum i-a\u015f fi b\u0103gat-o m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi scot pula din pantaloni \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencep \u015fi eu s\u0103 mi-o frec, la fel de \u00eencet ca \u015fi ea.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Parc\u0103 m-a sim\u0163it, \u00een acela\u015fi moment \u015fi-a b\u0103gat degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor \u00een gur\u0103 \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi apese buzele groase pe toat\u0103 lungimea lui, s\u0103 fac\u0103 cercule\u0163e de jur \u00eemprejur cu limba \u015fi s\u0103 geam\u0103 mmmmm.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Dup\u0103 aceea, \u015fi-a smuls chilo\u0163elul dintr-o singur\u0103 mi\u015fcare, a pus un crac pe grilaj, s\u0103 avem priveli\u015fte detaliat\u0103, \u015fi cu degetul proasp\u0103t umezit, a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi g\u00e2dile clitorisul ro\u015fu \u015fi mare. Deja l\u0103sase capul pe spate, total transportat\u0103 de senza\u0163ie, \u00een timp ce pizda zemoas\u0103 \u015fi roz i se deschisese larg \u015fi pulsa sub adierea v\u00e2nticelului prietenos.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>C\u00e2nd degetul \u0103la lung \u015fi sub\u0163ire a \u00eenceput s\u0103 intre \u015fi s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een pizd\u0103, \u00een ritmul dr\u0103cesc \u00een care a\u015f fi futut-o eu, mi-am pierdut controlul \u015fi am ejaculat lung pe perdea.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Acum, \u00eentrebarea mea pentru tine este: cum sp\u0103l perdeaua? O bag simplu la ma\u015fin\u0103 sau folosesc \u00een\u0103lbitor \u00eenainte?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>S\u0103rut m\u00e2inile \u015fi mul\u0163umesc respectuos pentru ajutor,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>X.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>Depinde de material. Vezi \u015fi tu eticheta din col\u0163ul perdelei: dac\u0103 e o ma\u015fin\u0103 de sp\u0103lat pe care e trecut 30, \u00eenseamn\u0103 m\u0103 merg sp\u0103late la 30 de grade, dac\u0103 e trecut\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 de sp\u0103lat t\u0103iat\u0103 \u015fi un lighena\u015f cu 30 de grade, le speli de m\u00e2n\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 sunt t\u0103iate ambele, le duci la cur\u0103\u0163\u0103torie.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 materialul permite, da, po\u0163i b\u0103ga perdelele la \u00eenmuiat cu \u00een\u0103lbitor, sau dac\u0103 vrei o versiune b\u0103tr\u00e2neasc\u0103, \u00een ap\u0103 c\u0103ldu\u0163\u0103 cu sare. \u015ei chiar dac\u0103 ai voie la ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat, folose\u015fte setarea &#8220;delicat&#8221; \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 centrifugare.<\/p>\n<p>Nu ai nevoie de ma\u015fin\u0103 de uscat rufe. De obicei, materialul perdelelor e inadecvat pentru ma\u015finile de uscat, dar trucul Lorena de uscare a perdelelor e s\u0103 le pui pur \u015fi simplu la locul lor, la geam, \u015fi s\u0103 le la\u015fi s\u0103 se usuce din mers.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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