{"id":19196,"date":"2020-03-14T19:07:10","date_gmt":"2020-03-14T16:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19196"},"modified":"2020-03-14T19:07:10","modified_gmt":"2020-03-14T16:07:10","slug":"lectioara-de-coronavirus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/lectioara-de-coronavirus\/","title":{"rendered":"Lec\u0163ioara de coronavirus"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Loreno, e\u015fti bine, s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103?
\n+Pfff, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 cum. Ba mai \u015fi profit de rinit\u0103 alergic\u0103 s\u0103 iau lifturi \u015fi locuri \u00een metrou de la dispera\u0163i. Tu?
\n-\u015ei eu. Dar te rog s\u0103-mi promi\u0163i c\u0103 te speli pe m\u00e2ini.
\n-Da, m\u0103 sp\u0103l.
\n-\u015ei c\u0103 por\u0163i m\u0103nu\u015fi c\u00e2nd umbli prin murd\u0103rie.
\n-Da, port.
\n-\u015ei c\u0103 iei regulat vitamina C.
\n-Da, iau.
\n-\u015ei c\u0103 nu ie\u015fi din cas\u0103 dac\u0103 nu trebuie.
\n-P\u0103i nu sunt eu mama procrastinatorilor, ce crezi?
\n-\u015ei c\u0103 \u0163ii distan\u0163a de oameni \u00een perioada asta.
\n-O \u0163in \u00een toate perioadele.
\n-Iar dac\u0103 cineva b\u0103tr\u00e2n de la tine din bloc are nevoie de o p\u00e2ine, te duci \u015fi i-o cumperi, c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nii se \u00eemboln\u0103vesc u\u015for.
\n-Aha. D\u0103-mi voie s\u0103 ghicesc: \u015fi s\u0103 nu ling maneta de tras apa la bud\u0103?
\n-F\u0103r\u0103 mi\u015ftouri nu se poate? Eu chiar \u00ee\u0163i port de grij\u0103.
\n-Ok.
\n-A, \u015fi s\u0103 nu-\u0163i pupi pisica toat\u0103 ziua.
\n-….
\n-Alo, cu tine vorbesc!
\n-\u015etii ceva, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 murim, murim oricum. <\/p>\n

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-Loreno, e\u015fti bine, s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103? +Pfff, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 cum. Ba mai \u015fi profit de rinit\u0103 alergic\u0103 s\u0103 iau lifturi \u015fi locuri \u00een metrou de la...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/coronavirus.jpg?fit=1800%2C1200&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19197,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19196\/revisions\/19197"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}