{"id":19232,"date":"2020-03-20T12:35:06","date_gmt":"2020-03-20T09:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19232"},"modified":"2020-03-20T12:38:20","modified_gmt":"2020-03-20T09:38:20","slug":"invatamintele-bunicului-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/invatamintele-bunicului-meu\/","title":{"rendered":"Din \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103mintele bunicului meu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Textul de ieri, cu purt\u0103torii ilegali de penis \u0163\u0103rani cocalari<\/a><\/strong> la care viseaz\u0103 Dana Budeanu, \u0103ia care sparg femei \u00een b\u0103taie din masculinitate angoasat\u0103, mi l-a amintit, prin antitez\u0103 acut\u0103, pe bunicul meu din partea mamei, un b\u0103rbat pe care-l respectai natural, de\u015fi nu avea urm\u0103 de arogan\u0163\u0103 \u00een modul \u00een care se comporta. Dar c\u00e2nd intra bunicul meu \u00eentr-o \u00eenc\u0103pere, intra un b\u0103rbat, o for\u0163\u0103 pozitiv\u0103 \u015fi protectoare, nu o javr\u0103 malign\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103tubil\u0103 cu \u015flapul peste r\u00e2t, care s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 compenseze masculinitatea inexistent\u0103, iresponsabilitatea \u015fi lipsa de caracter prin fente, manevre \u015fi ifose.
\nBunicul meu f\u0103cea treab\u0103 prin cas\u0103 nu de gura bunic\u0103-mii, sau pentru c\u0103 \u00eei cerea ea, ci pentru c\u0103 era familia lui de care voia s\u0103 aib\u0103 grij\u0103. Nici nu avea ea ce indica\u0163ii s\u0103-i dea, pentru c\u0103 el era cu zece pa\u015fi \u00eenainte. Nu b\u0103tea cu pumnul \u00een mas\u0103 “sunt capul familiei c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, buhuhu, respect\u0103-m\u0103, c\u0103 uite, am M \u00een buletin”, ci, pur \u015fi simplu, era at\u00e2t de muncitor, de harnic, de grijuliu, c\u0103 nu aveai cum s\u0103 \u00eel vezi altfel dec\u00e2t capul familiei. Nu trebuia s\u0103-i dea ea list\u0103 cu ce trebuie \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103 \u015fi \u00een frigider. Se uita el \u015fi-i zicea bunic\u0103-mii: V\u0103d c\u0103 ne trebuie asta, asta, asta \u015fi asta. Tu de ce mai ai nevoie?<\/p>\n

Cum pana mea s\u0103 nu-l respec\u0163i? <\/p>\n

Era, cum v-am zis, t\u00e2mplar. Nu f\u0103cuse \u015fcoli \u00eenalte. Avea \u00eendem\u00e2nare me\u015fte\u015fug\u0103reasc\u0103 \u015fi era persoana mea preferat\u0103 din \u00eentregul univers. St\u0103team toat\u0103 ziua pe capul lui \u015fi m\u0103 uitam cum repar\u0103 lucruri, pentru c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 f\u0103ceam mare, voiam s\u0103 fiu ca el. <\/p>\n

\u015ei \u00eentr-o zi, cum me\u015fterea el la ceva pies\u0103 de mobilier c\u0103reia \u00eei s\u0103rise u\u015fa, f\u0103cea conversa\u0163ie cu mine. <\/p>\n

-Ce e mai important, s\u0103 te iubeasc\u0103 oamenii sau s\u0103 te respecte? <\/p>\n

Pe el oamenii \u00eel respectau. Asta \u00eensemna c\u0103 \u00eei vorbeau frumos, nu luau ton poruncitor de fa\u0163\u0103 cu el, nu \u00ee\u015fi permiteau glume imbecile, nu \u00ee\u015fi fluturau pwla pe la nasul lui. Pe mine oamenii pretindeau c\u0103 m\u0103 iubesc, drept care, m\u0103 \u015fcoleau de diminea\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, \u00eemi spuneau ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u015fi \u00een ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac, m\u0103 pupau – iar asta mi se p\u0103rea extrem de sc\u00e2rbos. Motivul pentru care \u00eel preferam pe bunicul meu era c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pupa \u015fi nu m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103lo\u015fa aiurea. \u015ei mai ales femeile \u00eemi vorbeau pe tonul \u0103la iritant, giugiugiu, cum vorbe\u015fti cu copiii dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fi.
\nS\u0103 te iubeasc\u0103 oamenii era yuck yuck yuck, s\u0103 te respecte era ipostaza uber cool. <\/p>\n

-S\u0103 te respecte.
\n-De ce?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 te pupe. <\/p>\n

A r\u00e2s bunicu-meu de a le\u015finat, \u015fi a zis. <\/p>\n

-Da, e mai important s\u0103 te respecte. Cele mai mari m\u0103g\u0103rii le fac oamenii \u00een numele iubirii. Dar respectul se manifest\u0103 \u00eentr-un singur fel. <\/p>\n

M-am g\u00e2ndit la o m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103 cu unghii ascu\u0163ite, care avea o pl\u0103cere sadic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ciupeasc\u0103 de pulpi\u0163ele gr\u0103sane \u015fi am confirmat. <\/p>\n

-Cele mai mari m\u0103g\u0103rii le fac oamenii \u00een numele iubirii. <\/p>\n

Omul \u0103sta era foarte \u00een\u0163elept, \u015ftia exact ce e \u00een sufletul meu. <\/p>\n

-Nu toat\u0103 lumea o s\u0103 te iubeasc\u0103, \u015fi e bine a\u015fa. Nici nu trebuie. Dar pe \u0103ia care nu te respect\u0103 s\u0103-i \u0163ii departe de tine.
\n-Pot spune oamenilor s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai pupe?
\n-Dac\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i place, de ce s\u0103-i la\u015fi s\u0103 te pupe?
\n-Dar nu sunt rea dac\u0103 nu-i las s\u0103 m\u0103 pupe?
\n-Nu. E\u015fti un om care se respect\u0103. Dac\u0103 tu nu te respec\u0163i pe tine, nu te respect\u0103 nimeni. <\/p>\n

\u015ei de atunci, nu am mai permis nim\u0103nui s\u0103 m\u0103 pupe social. <\/p>\n

-Dar de ce e\u015fti a\u015fa de s\u0103lbatic\u0103? m\u0103 certa bunic\u0103-mea. Ce o s\u0103 zic\u0103 cut\u0103reasca?
\n-L\u0103sa\u0163i copilul \u00een pace, i-o t\u0103ia bunicul. E mai important cum te sim\u0163i tu, dec\u00e2t ce o s\u0103 zic\u0103 cut\u0103reasca. <\/p>\n

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