{"id":19273,"date":"2020-03-28T11:55:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T08:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19273"},"modified":"2020-03-28T11:55:58","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T08:55:58","slug":"hai-sa-ne-comparam-carantinele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hai-sa-ne-comparam-carantinele\/","title":{"rendered":"Hai s\u0103 ne compar\u0103m carantinele"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, m-am dus dup\u0103 tampoane. \u015ei, special pentru carantin\u0103, am ni\u015fte pantaloni foarte largi \u015fi foarte elastici, comozi pentru acas\u0103. Dar cum vorbisem la telefon cu o fost\u0103 coleg\u0103 de \u015fcoal\u0103, care mi s-a pl\u00e2ns c\u0103 a pus pe ea patru kilograme de c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 stea \u00een incint\u0103, mi-a venit o idee pervers\u0103 \u015fi extrem de kinky. Ia s\u0103-mi iau skinny jeans.<\/p>\n

Evident, dar evident, n-am mai intrat \u00een skinny jeans. Eu, care m\u0103 f\u0103leam c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eemi port blugii din liceu. \u015ei blugii din liceu, copiii mo\u015fului, erau “blugi de la ru\u015fi”. F\u0103cu\u0163i special s\u0103 te str\u00e2ng\u0103 de coae, s\u0103 nu ai p\u0103reri antisistem. Skinny jeans de acum sunt mai elastici dec\u00e2t blugii de la ru\u015fi de alt\u0103dat\u0103. Pe atunci, parc\u0103 hainele se \u00eentreceau \u00eentre ele s\u0103 denun\u0163e: Alooo. Gras\u0103 la bord!. Mai era \u015fi moda taliei joase, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 bikinii \u015fi decolteul fundului, \u015fi chiar nu \u00een\u0163eleg ce era \u00een mintea noastr\u0103 de ne \u00eembr\u0103cam a\u015fa. Mai ales c\u0103 eu aveam ditamai burta de fat\u0103 hr\u0103nit\u0103 numai cu carbohidra\u0163i.
\nAcum, talia blugilor e mai \u00eenalt\u0103, mai cambrat\u0103, e mai u\u015for s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i aduni sl\u0103ninile \u015fi s\u0103 te dai Bella Hadid. Plus c\u0103 exist\u0103 tot soiul de chilo\u0163i \u015fi body-uri modelatoare, care te str\u00e2ng de n-ai aer, dar pe dinafar\u0103 te-ai foote \u015fi tu pe tine, c\u00e2nd te vezi \u00een oglind\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mno, \u015fi eu m\u0103 l\u0103udam c\u0103 stau pe mine \u015fi blugii ruse\u015fti din liceu.<\/p>\n

Enter dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de carantin\u0103, \u015fi Lorena voastr\u0103 nu mai \u00eenc\u0103pea nici m\u0103car \u00een skinny jeans.
\nAcum sunt o balen\u0103 e\u015fuat\u0103 pe \u0163\u0103rm, bine c\u0103 mai avem o lun\u0103 de carantin\u0103 \u00eenainte, s\u0103 repar lucrurile \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 cheme cineva la un casting.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103, plm, se vede \u015fi \u00een pozele mele de Instagram:<\/p>\n

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