{"id":19294,"date":"2020-04-01T09:04:43","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T06:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19294"},"modified":"2020-04-01T09:04:43","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T06:04:43","slug":"marsul-de-protest-jos-corona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/marsul-de-protest-jos-corona\/","title":{"rendered":"Mar\u015ful de protest “Jos Corona”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cet\u0103\u0163eni, <\/p>\n

Cu flac\u0103r\u0103 violet\u0103 \u00een suflet anun\u0163\u0103m c\u0103 nu se mai poate a\u015fa. Schele\u0163ii no\u015ftri imaginari au ie\u015fit din dulap \u015fi vor revolu\u0163ie. C\u00e2t s\u0103-i mai l\u0103s\u0103m s\u0103 ne \u0163in\u0103 acas\u0103 cu grip\u0103?? Pentru noi, mafio\u0163ii adev\u0103ra\u0163i, o boal\u0103 \u00eencepe de la o m\u00e2n\u0103 sau un picior lips\u0103, c\u0103 e dificil s\u0103 cafte\u015fti clanul advers. Dificil, dar nu imposibil. A avansat \u015ftiin\u0163a \u015fi exist\u0103 ni\u015fte proteze… mam\u0103, doamne. Dai cu ele \u00een hater \u015fi-l la\u015fi lat.<\/p>\n

Bun. Au avut dacii coronavirus? Nu. Atunci, pentru noi, aceast\u0103 boal\u0103 nu exist\u0103. Sm\u00e2rc – sm\u00e2rc pe la nas \u015fi mor doi ame\u0163i\u0163i care uit\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 usc\u0103torul de p\u0103r din cad\u0103 c\u00e2nd fac baie, mam\u0103, epidemie. S\u0103 fi v\u0103zut cutremurul din 77,, \u0103la epidemie serioas\u0103, nu ca boala asta chinezeasc\u0103. Tuv\u0103-n gur\u0103 cu to\u0163i g\u00e2ndacii vo\u015ftri. G\u00e2ndacul, dom’le, e f\u0103cut s\u0103 mi\u015fune pe perete \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103 la firimituri, nu s\u0103-l m\u0103n\u00e2nci. <\/p>\n

Drept care, ca s\u0103 \u00eenchidem o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna labotatoarele lui Bill Gates, care s-a \u00een\u0103itat cu Soros, au f\u0103cut \u00eempreun\u0103 sex necurat \u015fi nesf\u00e2nt, \u015fi ca s\u0103 nu \u015ftie lumea c\u0103 au SIDA, au inventat \u00eempreun\u0103 un virus care s\u0103 ucid\u0103 omenirea, transmis direct prin calculatoare ca un troian, \u015fi prin vaccinuri microcip, Asocia\u0163ia Gerula Blan\u0103 de Urs anun\u0163\u0103: <\/p>\n

Mar\u015f de protest<\/p>\n

“Jos Corona”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Azi, 1 aprilie, ora 19,00, \u00een Pia\u0163a Constitu\u0163iei, \u00een fa\u0163a Casei Poporului. <\/p>\n

Se vor striga lozinci de mare greutate, precum “Afar\u0103, afar\u0103 cu corona din \u0163ar\u0103!” “Mai bine s\u0103rac dec\u00e2t coronist” \u015fi “Noi vom face pa\u015fte \/ c\u0103ci gripa nu ne pa\u015fte.” <\/p>\n

Hai, cu to\u0163ii, s\u0103 restabilim dezordinea \u00een ora\u015f. Se \u015ftie c\u0103 Cuba \u015fi Ruuia nu au corona? Cuba are iarb\u0103, Rusia are vodc\u0103. cu medicamentele potrivite, r\u0103m\u00e2i s\u0103n\u0103tos p\u00e2n\u0103 la moarte. <\/p>\n

Repet\u0103m. <\/p>\n

Hai, azi cu mic cu mare \u00een Pia\u0163a Constitu\u0163iei. S\u0103 d\u0103m corona jos, ca pe o nevertebrat\u0103 banal\u0103 ce este. <\/p>\n

Cam c\u00e2t putem tr\u0103i noi a\u015fa, f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2rciumi \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103li de pariuri? C\u00e2t putem s\u0103 mai bem Bucegi la scara blocului, ca boschetarii? <\/p>\n

\u015ei astea pentru c\u0103 ni\u015fte americani au implantat \u00een noi cipuri care te v\u0103d c\u0103 e\u015fti unikat \u015fi de valoare \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i implanteaz\u0103 corona virus de invidie c\u0103 noi avem leacul \u015fi ei nu ni-l recunosc? <\/p>\n

Evident c\u0103 avem leacul. \u00cel are doctoroaia preferat\u0103 a nevestelor noastre, Olivia Steer. <\/p>\n

Leacul este c\u0103 faci ceai de m\u0103rar pisat cu pi… zona genital\u0103 a cet\u0103\u0163enei de etnie rom\u0103 (a\u015fa se nume\u015fte planta, nu filmul mei preferat). s\u0103-l bei \u00een \u00eenghi\u0163ituri lente diminea\u0163a, la pr\u00e2ns \u015fi seara \u015fi s\u0103 iei musai de la pop\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fania la un loc cu tot satul, c\u0103 ob\u015ftea e temeiul unei societ\u0103\u0163i s\u0103n\u0103toase. <\/p>\n

Ne vom aduna c\u00e2t\u0103 frunz\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 iarb\u0103. Vom face momentul artistic al scoaterii cipurilor. Vine Daniel Preafericiu s\u0103 ne dea linguri\u0163\u0103 la to\u0163i. \u015ei la final, c\u00e2nt\u0103m imnul de stat. <\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 un protest ca \u0103sta, corona va face cale \u00eentoars\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een China \u015fi nu va mai deranja niciodat\u0103 bairamuri de rom\u00e2ni. <\/p>\n

V\u0103 a\u015fzept\u0103m la miting. <\/p>\n

Asocia\u0163ia Gerula Blan\u0103 de Urs.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n

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