{"id":19329,"date":"2020-04-08T11:07:13","date_gmt":"2020-04-08T08:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19329"},"modified":"2020-04-08T12:12:37","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T09:12:37","slug":"cum-sa-nu-ajungi-la-divort-in-perioada-carantinei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-sa-nu-ajungi-la-divort-in-perioada-carantinei\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103 nu ajungi la divor\u0163 \u00een perioada carantinei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen garsoniera de deasupra mea s-a mutat de c\u00e2teva luni un cuplu. Toamna \u015fi \u00een prima parte a iernii, \u00een serile c\u00e2nd eram acas\u0103, \u00eei auzeam f\u0103c\u00e2nd dragoste. Nu \u0163ipau ostentativ, dar invariabil, el gemea tare \u015fi pe la jum\u0103tate i se al\u0103tura ea. \u015fi tipa, cu &#8220;ah, da, d\u0103-mi-o tare, d\u0103-mi-o ad\u00e2nc, a\u015fa, ah, ah, aaah, ahhh, ce bine e c\u00e2nd \u00eemi dai pwl\u0103&#8221;, iar de la asemenea dezv\u0103luiri, tipul \u00eencepea s\u0103 geam\u0103 \u015fi mai tare, iar ea de la un punct \u00eencolose apuca\u00a0 s\u0103 \u0163ipe. Erau genul cu finalizare \u00een for\u021b\u0103, \u015fi babele se uitau la ei cu pizm\u0103 c\u00e2nd ie\u015feau din bloc.<\/p>\n<p>Eu \u00eei priveam cu simpatie. Chiar dac\u0103 eu sunt un om singur \u015fi fericit cu singur\u0103tatea lui, \u015ftiu s\u0103 apreciez doi oameni care \u015ftiu s\u0103 se bucure de via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar a \u00eenceput carantina \u015fi vecinii \u0103\u015ftia ai mei stau am\u00e2ndoi acas\u0103. Nu-i mai auzi gem\u00e2nd, \u015fi strig\u0103tele lor au cu totul alt\u0103 nuan\u0163\u0103: &#8220;Am dat cu aspiratorul, iar faci firimituri?&#8221; &#8220;Mi-e foame!&#8221; &#8220;Ai m\u00e2ncat acum o or\u0103!&#8221; &#8220;Nu \u00eemi faci tu mie program de mese!&#8221; &#8220;O s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2t un animal!&#8221; &#8220;Vezi c\u0103 \u015fi furnica e animal!&#8221; &#8220;\u015ei tu crezi c\u0103 astea-s glume amuzante, b\u0103i, nes\u0103ratule? Ce-a fost \u00een mintea mea?&#8221; &#8220;Ce-a fost \u00een a mea, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 combinam cu tine acum st\u0103team singur \u00een lini\u015fte!&#8221; \u015fi tot a\u015fa toat\u0103 seara.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 mai dureaz\u0103 mult carantina, deschid deja pariuri pe f\u0103pta\u015f \u015fi pe arma crimei.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei insist, \u0103\u015ftia erau doi oameni care, toamna trecut\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 se f\u0103ceau unul pe cel\u0103lalt s\u0103 delireze de pl\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>Problema nu e numai la noi, rom\u00e2nii, care avem zero aptitudini de gestionat rela\u0163ii mature \u015fi echilibrate. Americanii se deranjeaz\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 genul \u0103sta de statistici \u015fi raporteaz\u0103 c\u0103 violen\u0163a domestic\u0103 e \u00een cre\u015ftere de c\u00e2nd cu carantina, \u015fi nu numai dinspre b\u0103rba\u0163i, ci \u015fi dinspre femei.<\/p>\n<p>E u\u015for s\u0103 fii \u00eendr\u0103gostit c\u00e2nd ai dou\u0103 dates pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. E relativ manageriabil s\u0103 fii \u00eendr\u0103gostit c\u00e2nd ave\u0163i am\u00e2ndoi un job de opt ore \u015fi o via\u0163\u0103 social\u0103, \u015fi v\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lni\u0163i dou\u0103 ore pe zi. Dar e o veritabil\u0103 provocare \u015fi o munc\u0103 sisific\u0103 s\u0103 fii \u00eendr\u0103gostit c\u00e2nd stai \u00eenchis \u00een aceea\u015fi cas\u0103 cu cineva 24 de ore pe zi, except\u00e2nd cinci minute de fug\u0103 dup\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri. Evadare dup\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri. Goan\u0103 dup\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri. Domnu&#8217; garcea, nu mai angaja\u0163i pe cineva s\u0103 patruleze cu voi prin sector, numai s\u0103 nu mai stau cu creatura?<\/p>\n<p>Hai s\u0103 vedem cum putem face dragostea s\u0103 supravie\u0163uiasc\u0103, dac\u0103 ave\u0163i de trecut testul coexisten\u0163ei \u00een doi.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>A nu se \u00eencerca \u00eentr-o garsonier\u0103. <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Garsoniera e un spa\u0163iu creat s\u0103 cazeze O persoan\u0103. Cum \u00eei spune \u015fi numele, gar\u00e7onni\u00e8re, de la fran\u0163uzescul gar\u00e7on, adic\u0103 b\u0103iat singur, nec\u0103s\u0103torit. Fetele nu aveau joburi pe atunci \u015fi st\u0103teau \u00een casa cu mai multe camere a p\u0103rin\u0163ilor.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e o rela\u0163ie u\u015furic\u0103, merge consumat\u0103 \u00eentr-o garsonier\u0103. Dar dac\u0103 e cu mutat \u00eempreun\u0103, chiar \u015fi cu joburi, se impune deja apartament de minimum dou\u0103 camere.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu, iubirea voastr\u0103 va muri sufocat\u0103, \u00eenghesuit\u0103, r\u0103pus\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen concluzie, mai bine petreci carantina singur \u015fi mori de dorul cuiva, dec\u00e2t cu persoana respectiv\u0103, \u015fi te despar\u0163i cu mor\u0163i de mam\u0103 la final.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. E perfect ok \u015fi chiar recomandat s\u0103 v\u0103 acorda\u0163i reciproc me time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ambele sexe au oamenii \u0103ia extrem de dispera\u0163i \u015fi de nesiguri care simt nevoia s\u0103 umple fiecare moment de t\u0103cere cu conversa\u0163ie f\u0103r\u0103 rost \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sens, cli\u015fee obosite \u015fi fraze de umplutur\u0103.<br \/>\nEi bine, nimic nu c\u00e2nt\u0103 prohodul pasiunii \u0219i ve\u0219nica ei pomenire ca acest tip de conversa\u0163ie, mai ales dac\u0103 cel\u0103lalt tace pentru c\u0103 simte s\u0103 ia o pauz\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n<p>Oric\u00e2t de mult s-ar iubi doi oameni, nu se pot freca la icre toat\u0103 ziua. Sta\u0163i \u00een camere separate. Unul \u00een sufragerie, unul \u00een dormitor. Asculta\u0163i muzica pe care o iubi\u0163i, face\u0163i ce v\u0103 place s\u0103 face\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 da\u0163i \u00eent\u00e2lnire s\u0103 zicem la 6, s\u0103 preg\u0103ti\u0163i cina.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu \u00eenc\u0103lca\u0163i nevoia de spa\u0163iu a celuilalt. Aerul e gratis. Oferi\u0163i aer. Nu v\u0103 cost\u0103 dec\u00e2t un pic de autocontrol, \u015fi rezultatul este o rela\u0163ie mai pu\u0163in \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 de tensiune.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei apropo de nevoia de spa\u0163iu:<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. \u0162ine\u0163i cont de limitele \/ boundaries-urile celuilalt. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Face medita\u0163ie \u00een spiral\u0103 yang \u00eentre 8 \u015fi 9? L\u0103sa\u0163i-l s\u0103 o termine \u00een pace. Ea face o baie lung\u0103 de o or\u0103 \u00eentre 21 \u015fi 22? L\u0103sa\u0163i-o s\u0103 \u015fi-o termine. \u00cen perioadele astea de petrecut mult timp \u00eempreun\u0103, respectul limitelor este mai important dec\u00e2t oric\u00e2nd, pentru c\u0103 op\u0163iunea &#8220;nu-i r\u0103spund la telefon o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 se prind\u0103 boul c\u0103 a gre\u015fit ceva&#8221; pur \u015fi simplu nu mai e disponibil\u0103. \u015ei cum femeile sunt mai sensibile \u00een privin\u0163a boundaries-urilor lor, iar b\u0103rba\u0163ii mai neglijen\u0163i \u00een privin\u0163a boundaries-urilor altora, c\u00e2nd nu mai exist\u0103 ca op\u0163iune pedeapsa prin ner\u0103spuns la telefon, se trece la cic\u0103lit \u015fi, pasul al treilea, criza de isterie.<br \/>\n\u00cen carantin\u0103, crizele de isterie sunt ca \u015fi cum te-ai c\u0103ca \u00een imponderabilitate. C\u0103catul \u0103la o s\u0103 pluteasc\u0103 prin jur p\u00e2n\u0103 la terminarea st\u0103rii de urgen\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei tot apropo de limite.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Nu confunda\u0163i intimitatea cu mitoc\u0103nia.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tot aud \u00een numere de stand up despre cum e c\u00e2nd ajungi s\u0103 te b\u0103\u015fe\u015fti de fa\u0163\u0103 cu gagica sau s\u0103 r\u00e2g\u00e2i sau de-astea. \u015ei nu \u015ftiu cum sunte\u0163i voi dar nu, prefer s\u0103 opresc o rela\u0163ie la momentul t\u00a0 minus 1, dac\u0103 t e momentul \u00een care se trece la b\u0103\u015fini \u015fi r\u00e2g\u00e2ieli.<br \/>\nNo. Fucking. Way.<br \/>\n\u00cenchide u\u015fa la baie c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i efectuezi nevoile, c\u0103 nici eu nu flutur OB-uri ca pe lassouri &#8211; nu c\u0103 n-a\u0219 putea, dar m\u0103 respect eu pe mine ca om &#8211; \u015fi nu \u00ee\u0163i face \u00eempachetare corporal\u0103 cu c\u0103rbune sub ochii lui iubi. Indiferent de sex.<br \/>\nE nevoie de un nivel de mister s\u0103 men\u021bii pasiunea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. \u00cemp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i corect treburile casei.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o perioad\u0103 normal\u0103 de an, vine doamna Saveta \u015fi face casa lun\u0103. Voi mai plimba\u0163i o c\u00e2rp\u0103, \u015fi cam astea sunt treburile casei.<br \/>\nAcum, c\u0103 doamna Saveta e \u00een carantin\u0103, \u015fi mai \u015fi sta\u0163i acas\u0103, deci nu pute\u0163i fugi de mop \u015fi lavet\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een acel spa\u0163iu urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 coexista\u0163i, nu fi\u0163i assholi \u015fi stabili\u0163i reciproc o diviziune social\u0103 a muncii. Treaba divizat\u0103 echitabil dureaz\u0103 jum\u0103tate din timpul normal, \u015fi mai \u015fi d\u0103 un sentiment pl\u0103cut de cooperare.<br \/>\nPe c\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 numai unul face toat\u0103 treaba, avem pe de o parte un nesim\u0163it \u015fi \u0219i pe de alta, un frustrat. Din nou, stare de negativitate care va pluti ca un c\u0103cat \u00een imponderabilitate, \u015fi carantina \u00eenc\u0103 mai dureaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Face\u0163i sex. Preferabil zilnic.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sexul este cel mai bun antidot \u00eempotriva stresului \u015fi anxiet\u0103\u0163ii. Un om bine fwtwt e un om relaxat, mai pu\u0163in orgolios \u015fi mai dispus s\u0103 lase de la el. Cu micul amendament: b\u0103rba\u0163i, asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 o l\u0103sa\u0163i pe femeie s\u0103 frece toat\u0103 casa \u015fi apoi prezenta\u0163i \u015fi pwla la c\u0103l\u0103rit. Risca\u0163i s-o vede\u0163i retezat\u0103 brusc \u015fi plan\u00e2nd \u00een zare.<\/p>\n<p>Aplica\u0163i punctele de mai sus.<\/p>\n<p>Sexul stimuleaz\u0103 imunitatea, cre\u015fte nivelul de hormoni ai fericirii, oxitocin\u0103 \u015fi serotonin\u0103 \u015fi, overall, e o activitate agreabil\u0103 de interior. \u015ei nici nu v\u0103 gr\u0103be\u015fte nimeni.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei <strong>7. Nu uita\u0163i c\u0103 c\u0103uta\u0163i motive s\u0103 r\u00e2de\u0163i \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O glum\u0103, o parodie, o mem\u0103, un articol de satir\u0103. Oamenii care r\u00e2d \u00eempreun\u0103 acced la un alt nivel de complicitate.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe <a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen garsoniera de deasupra mea s-a mutat de c\u00e2teva luni un cuplu. Toamna \u015fi \u00een prima parte a iernii, \u00een serile c\u00e2nd eram acas\u0103,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19332,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/angry.jpg?fit=640%2C416&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19329"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19339,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19329\/revisions\/19339"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}