Sau “Via\u0163a este un banc”. Dar prefer varianta cu b\u0103tutul, pentru c\u0103 surprinde mai just esen\u0163a. Cert e c\u0103 a\u015f putea deschide un overheard in Bucharest reloaded cu fazele care mi s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat ieri.<\/p>\n
1. Tramvai 32, parcat la cap\u0103t de linie<\/strong><\/p>\n Urc, compostez bilet, m\u0103 a\u015fez pe un scaun \u015fi \u00eentreb o mononeuronic\u0103, dotat\u0103 cu ochi mari \u015fi goi, de pe\u015fte proasp\u0103t prins: ——————-<\/p>\n 2. shooting cu fotograful C\u0103t\u0103lin Olteanu, zis \u015fi Sharky<\/strong><\/p>\n Eu, \u00een culmea durerii postMaxim, dau pe g\u00e2t o bere din dou\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163ituri. Sharky: ——————-<\/p>\n 3. strada Habar-n-am-cum-\u00eei-zice, dou\u0103 pirande m\u0103tur\u0103toare cu o Libertate \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n -Vezi, f\u0103, c\u0103 se poate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103? Mda, din c\u00e2te se pare, organele inutile se atrofiaz\u0103 progresiv \u015fi dispar. Legea evolu\u0163iei. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sau “Via\u0163a este un banc”. Dar prefer varianta cu b\u0103tutul, pentru c\u0103 surprinde mai just esen\u0163a. Cert e c\u0103 a\u015f putea deschide un overheard...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, a c\u00e2ta sta\u0163ie este Pia\u0163a George Co\u015fbuc?
\nAia se uit\u0103 t\u00e2mp la mine:
\n-De unde?
\n(Deci, tramvaiul, insist, era oprit la Unirii, la cap\u0103t de linie, bla-bla.)
\n-Din Pia\u0163a Matache, doamn\u0103. Fac eu sc\u0103derea.<\/p>\n
\n-V\u0103d c\u0103 rezi\u015fti bine.
\n-F\u00e2s. \u00cemi \u00eenecam \u015fi eu amarul.
\n-Da, dar vezi c\u0103 amarul \u015ftie s\u0103 \u00eenoate.<\/p>\n
\n-Cum s\u0103 se poat\u0103, f\u0103, e\u015fti cu capul?
\n-Ba se poate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103, s\u0103 mor io.
\n-Fugi, f\u0103, de-aici, c\u0103 n-ai cum! Nu se poate f\u0103r\u0103!
\n“F\u0103r\u0103 ce?” \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103 chinuie pe mine curiozitatea, \u015fi ciulesc o ureche spre ele.
\n-Ba se poate, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f!
\n-F\u0103, e\u015fti t\u00e2mpit\u0103 de pu\u0163i. Nu se poate f\u0103r\u0103!
\n-Ba uite c\u0103 zice \u015fi la zear! (\u015ei deschide gazeta): “Bebelu\u015ful f\u0103r\u0103 creier a ajuns la un an.”<\/p>\n