(\u00cen caz c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i ce dracu fac, de nu mai scriu):
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Postarea asta seam\u0103n\u0103 un pic cu finalurile alea de filme americane \u00een care se spune: Johnny a ajuns \u015fef la Departamentul de Salubritate al firmei, dar mai d\u0103 uneori la cer\u015fetori, c\u0103 n-a uitat niciodat\u0103 de unde a pornit, Karen s-a m\u0103ritat cu un aborigen dintr-o insul\u0103 ecuatorial\u0103 cu un nume immposibil de reprodus \u015fi acum tr\u0103ie\u015fte foarte fericit\u0103 \u00eentr-o colib\u0103 de bambus, iar de Jim nu se mai \u015ftie nimic. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Filmul nostru american zice a\u015fa: (\u00cen caz c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i ce dracu fac, de nu mai scriu):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBeatrice a publicat primul ei articol \u00een Observatorul Cultural. Despre “Orbitor”. Aici<\/a>. A declarat c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eel iube\u015fte pe Pulic\u0103 (motan negru, pufos, proprietate Lorena), \u015fi ar vrea s\u0103 \u00eel ia acas\u0103. Ceea ce se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u00eentre 3 \u015fi 6 septembrie, 2008, pentru c\u0103:
\nLorena s-a calificat la Gala T\u00e2n\u0103rului Actor de la Mangalia (\u00een exact perioada men\u0163ionat\u0103 mai sus), la Sec\u0163iunea “Grup”, cu piesa “Apa de Havel” de Matei Vi\u015fniec. Fiind Grup, distribu\u0163ia \u00eel mai include pe t\u00e2n\u0103rul actor Eugen Ionescu, care are blog aici<\/a> \u015fi-l mai cheam\u0103 \u015fi Dorin, dar mi se pare prea mi\u015fto s\u0103 \u00eel joci pe Matei Vi\u015fniec al\u0103turi de Eugen Ionescu (fanii literaturii absurde vor \u00een\u0163elege!) pentru a \u0163ine cont de asemenea mici detalii.
\nA\u015fadar, dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i la mare, la \u00eenceputul lui septembrie, sta\u0163i cu ochii pe desf\u0103\u015fur\u0103torul programului de la Mangalia, s\u0103 ne sus\u0163ine\u0163i incursiunea \u00een absurd!
\nTot Lorena \u015fi-a publicat tradi\u0163ionalul editorial de duminic\u0103 pe Rocultura, aici<\/a>, \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 observa\u0163ii, remarci, apropouri \u015fi b\u0103t\u0103i de \u015fa s\u0103 priceap\u0103 iapa.
\nPulic\u0103 doarme dus \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 de Carrefour, din care nu iese dec\u00e2t o coad\u0103 neagr\u0103.
\nDespre Patrick Hillsburry nu se mai \u015ftie nimic – dar poate remediem situa\u0163ia. \ud83d\ude09 Nu de alta, dar v\u0103d c\u0103 lumea \u00eel tot caut\u0103 pe Google.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"