{"id":19406,"date":"2020-04-20T10:07:42","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T07:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19406"},"modified":"2020-04-20T10:19:01","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T07:19:01","slug":"posta-redactiei-prietenul-meu-te-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-prietenul-meu-te-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Prietenul meu te place"},"content":{"rendered":"

Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n

Bun\u0103, Lorena,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vreau s\u0103-mi cer scuze c\u0103 acest mesaj o s\u0103 \u0163i se par\u0103 dubios. Te-am descoperit pentru c\u0103 prietenul meu \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103dea like la foarte multe poze \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i f\u0103cea comentarii foarte cringe. Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u00eel expediezi \u015fi \u00eemi place cum scrii, chiar e\u015fti fain\u0103. M\u0103 simt prost s\u0103 fiu geloas\u0103 pe tine, dar vreau ca omul \u0103sta s\u0103 fie al meu \u015fi s\u0103 nu at\u00e2rne dup\u0103 tine. O s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pun \u00eentrebarea ta din articolul cu Puric, la care am r\u00e2s foarte mult: Ce propui?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Bun\u0103, X.,<\/p>\n

Am o oal\u0103 mare de ciorb\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 mo\u0219tenire de la chiria\u0219ul precedent. Mi-o pun \u00een cap s\u0103 anulez tot acest \u0219arm.<\/p>\n

Glumesc.<\/p>\n

Eu nu am nimic de propus pentru c\u0103 eu nici m\u0103cat nu \u015ftiu care dintre \u0103ia mul\u0163i care las\u0103 comentarii cringy e prietenul t\u0103u. Dac\u0103 te ajut\u0103: NU m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 ag\u0103\u0163 \u015fi NU scriu s\u0103 ag\u0103\u0163. Scriu s\u0103 ofer oamenilor revista quality online pe care a\u015f fi avut-o, dac\u0103 a\u015f fi avut buget s\u0103 produc o revist\u0103 quality, pe c\u00e2nd revistele quality \u00eenc\u0103 erau o op\u0163iune economic\u0103 fezabil\u0103.<\/p>\n

O dau sub semn\u0103tur\u0103, \u015fi sunt gata s\u0103-mi pun ficatul garan\u0163ie: NU m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 b\u0103rbatul nim\u0103nui. Scopul meu e un produs cultural \u015fi de entertainment, iar un cititor e un simplu cititor.<\/p>\n

Nu vreau s\u0103-\u0163i suflu masculul, dimpotriv\u0103. \u0162ine-l ocupat, s\u0103 nu dea comentarii cringy. Nu vreau l\u0103bari \u015fi nu vreau orbiteri. Vreau oameni care apreciaz\u0103 calitatea contentului, independent de faptul c\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat, femeie sau extraterestru. So, din partea mea, nu te pa\u015fte nici un pericol.<\/p>\n

Mai degrab\u0103, prive\u015fte treaba a\u015fa. Ai o vedet\u0103 preferat\u0103? S\u0103 zicem Nikolaj Coster Waldau, care era at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de infinit de fwtabil \u00een Game of Thrones.<\/p>\n

Cum \u0163i-ar conveni ca, de c\u00e2te ori apare o scen\u0103 cu Jaime \u00een Game of Thrones, iubi s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 se simt\u0103 amenin\u0163at \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 o scen\u0103?<\/p>\n

Nu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 ai da ochii peste cap a “mam\u0103, ce ratat complexat \u015fi frustrat cu pu\u0163a mic\u0103”?<\/p>\n

Mai grav, cum \u021bi s-ar p\u0103rea ca iubi s\u0103-i scrie lui Nikolaj Coster-Waldau s\u0103 se r\u0103fuiasc\u0103 ei ca \u00eentre b\u0103rba\u021bi c\u0103 gagic\u0103-sa se uit\u0103 prea entuziast la Game of Thrones? Ce s\u0103 propun\u0103 Nikolaj Coster – Waldau? Not his couple, not his business, mai ales c\u0103 el nu e cu nimic responsabil c\u0103-l plac oameni pe care nu-i cunoa\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Na. Ia-o ca \u0219i cum eu sunt Nikolaj Coster Waldau pentru prietenul t\u0103u. Sunt o veritabil\u0103 pandemie sexy, dar am zero \u015fanse s\u0103 m\u0103 materializez prin zon\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei, exact ca Nikolaj Coster Waldau, \u015fi eu aspir s\u0103 plac la b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi femei \u00een mod egal, so feel free to share the fantasy.<\/p>\n

Pariez c\u0103 dac\u0103 te-ai ciocni m\u00e2ine \u00een supermarket de Nikolaj Coster Waldau, nu \u0163i-ai p\u0103r\u0103si iubitul pentru el, \u015fi pariez c\u0103 nici al t\u0103u, dac\u0103 s-ar ciocni de mine \u00een supermarket, nu te-ar p\u0103r\u0103si pentru mine.<\/p>\n

So, stay chill, stay calm and stay gorgeous.<\/p>\n

Cu drag,<\/p>\n

Nikolaj.<\/p>\n

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***<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n

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