{"id":1945,"date":"2009-12-26T20:36:27","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T17:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2009-12-26T20:36:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T17:36:27","slug":"tata-ilici-nu-ne-iubeste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tata-ilici-nu-ne-iubeste\/","title":{"rendered":"Tata Ilici nu ne iube\u015fte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iliescu e printre noi! Bu-hu-huuu!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.filmfortress.com\/images\/ghost_rider_review.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Motto: P\u0103zea, blog b\u00e2ntuit de stafii!<\/p>\n<p>La postarea mea despre <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/21\/maxim-romania-final-act\/\">\u00eenchiderea Maximului nostru<\/a> a ap\u0103rut pe post de hater \u00eensu\u015fi fostul pre\u015f. al Rom\u00e2niei, musiu Ion \u015fi anume Iliescu. Sau Jos Iliescu? Nu mai \u0163inem minte prenumele, cert e c\u0103 pe durata mandatelor domniei-sale masele au scandat mai mult a doua variant\u0103, dec\u00e2t pe prima. Noroc cu penionarii cump\u0103rabili cu o sticl\u0103 de ulei \u015fi un kil de f\u0103in\u0103. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 lingouri extrase din str\u0103fundul minelor g\u00e2ndirii, cum ar fi celebrul &#8220;The ducks come from the trucks&#8221; sau reverberantul &#8220;Inclus \u00een sinergia faptelor, recursul la universalitate nu eludeaz\u0103 meandrele concretului&#8221;, acest moroi al politicii rom\u00e2ne\u015fti, acest cadavru ambulant care refuz\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi ia la cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 propriul certificat de deces politic love\u015fte \u00een modesta noastr\u0103 revist\u0103 de umor \u015fi fete frumoase cu urm\u0103toarea replic\u0103: &#8220;Ma bucur ca Sodoma jurnalismului Romanesc arde din temelii.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crede\u0163i, uite panseul \u00een original:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1946\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/iliescu.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1946\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/iliescu.jpg?resize=500%2C39\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"39\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1946\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1946\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The ducks come from the trucks reloaded. <\/p><\/div>\n<p>Tati Ilici, hai s\u0103 punem pu\u0163in capul la contribu\u0163ie. Care-s adev\u0103ra\u0163ii sodomi\u0163i: noi, sau ga\u015fca de aplaudaci care \u015fi-au scufundat ad\u00e2nc limbu\u0163ele nes\u0103\u0163ioase \u00een anusul matale? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Motto: P\u0103zea, blog b\u00e2ntuit de stafii! La postarea mea despre \u00eenchiderea Maximului nostru a ap\u0103rut pe post de hater \u00eensu\u015fi fostul pre\u015f. al Rom\u00e2niei,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}