De fapt, nu a fost o bere, ci \u015fase cutii.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eencerca o criz\u0103 de rinichi din aia d\u00e2rz\u0103 \u015fi neao\u015f\u0103, cu t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103 pe jos \u015fi tot tac\u00e2mul. Aveam senza\u0163ia c\u0103 cineva \u00eemi \u00eenfige \u00een partea de jos a spatelui toat\u0103 produc\u0163ia de cu\u0163ite pe cincinalul trecut. \u015ei dac\u0103 vi se pare c\u0103, da, constipa\u0163ia e un lucru na\u015fpa – nu vre\u0163i s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i cum e s\u0103 nu po\u0163i face pipi. \u015ei s\u0103 umbli coc\u00e2rjat de durere ca o bab\u0103 de o sut\u0103 de ani. \u015ei s\u0103 sim\u0163i nevoia s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i legi o pern\u0103 cu un cordon de spate, s\u0103 ob\u0163ii un efect c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t “calming”. \u015fi s\u0103 nu func\u0163ioneze nici un analgezic. \u015fi s\u0103 adormi subit, la modul:<\/p>\n
Big Bear (27.12.2009 15:51:21): lol, uita-te la ultima poza
\nBig Bear (27.12.2009 15:51:26): ce june eram
\nBig Bear (27.12.2009 15:55:57): te las sa te dormi
\nBig Bear (27.12.2009 15:56:16): si ne-om pove later
\nlorena lupu (27.12.2009 16:02:32): scuze
\nlorena lupu (27.12.2009 16:02:36): adormisem
\nBig Bear (27.12.2009 16:03:11): am banuit
\nlorena.lupu (27.12.2009 16:03:29): nu inteleg de ce am adormit asa
\nlorena.lupu (27.12.2009 16:03:40): sunt doar bolnava, nu si drogata
\nBig Bear (27.12.2009 16:03:41): fiindca te stoarce<\/p>\n
Mai multe babe milostive din bloc \u015fi de pe messenger s-au \u00eentrunit \u00eentr-o \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 a plenului, s\u0103 \u00eemi propun\u0103 ceaiuri. De coada calului, de coada vacii, de pulancur\u015fisufletunrai. Iar eu am b\u0103ut zilele astea la ceaiuri de m-am t\u00e2mpit. \u015ei nimic.<\/p>\n
(Aici tre s\u0103 deschid un subcapitol, s\u0103 povestesc c\u00e2t de mult ur\u0103sc ceaiurile medicinale. C\u00e2t de mult ur\u0103sc fierturile astea amare, sc\u00e2rboase, hidoase \u015fi infecte. C\u00e2t de mult ur\u0103sc ideea de ceai, \u00een general. \u015ei ideea de a p\u0103zi un ibric \u00een care fierbe apa, pentru a face o infuzie. \u015ei opera\u0163ia de strecurare. \u015ei faptul c\u0103 mereu \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2n trei fire de buruian\u0103 printre din\u0163i. Apoi, \u00eentr-o clip\u0103 de geniu, mi-am amintit c\u0103 solu\u0163ia era \u00een propriul meu frigider. \u015ease sa\u015fi \u00een \u015fase saci. \u015ease Tuborgi \u00een \u015fase cutii. \u00cen mai pu\u0163in de o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, rezultatul triumfal s-a v\u0103zut cu ochiul liber. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 berea – acest panaceu universal! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" De fapt, nu a fost o bere, ci \u015fase cutii. M\u0103 \u00eencerca o criz\u0103 de rinichi din aia d\u00e2rz\u0103 \u015fi neao\u015f\u0103, cu t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103 pe...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDe aici o s\u0103 deduce\u0163i c\u0103 \u00eemi era cu adev\u0103rat extrem de r\u0103u<\/em>.)<\/p>\n