{"id":19580,"date":"2020-05-15T11:17:21","date_gmt":"2020-05-15T08:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19580"},"modified":"2020-05-15T11:17:21","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T08:17:21","slug":"ce-bine-ca-s-a-terminat-cu-declaratia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-bine-ca-s-a-terminat-cu-declaratia\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce bine c\u0103 s-a terminat cu declara\u0163ia!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, mi-am scris ultima declara\u0163ie. Am dat fuga dup\u0103 ni\u015fte mozzarella \u015fi ni\u015fte vin ro\u015fu sec, c\u0103 aveam chef de o sear\u0103 mediteranean\u0103. Am scris-o direct pe mobil. Oricum, pe strad\u0103 nu mai era nimic din lini\u015ftea \u015fi pacea lunii aprilie. Toat\u0103 lumea st\u0103tea \u00een grupuri \u015fi conversa, ma\u015finile de poli\u0163ie nu erau nic\u0103teri, multe magazina\u015fe erau deschise, iar restul anun\u0163au: Deschidem pe 15 mai.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dup\u0103 ce am ajuns acas\u0103, mi-am \u015fters formular.sts.ro din bookmarks. Instrumentul cu ajutorul c\u0103ruia statul m\u0103 p\u0103zise \u00een ultimele c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n

\u015ei totodat\u0103, simbolul birocra\u0163iei inutile \u015fi stufoase care face via\u0163a privat\u0103 sau profesional\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia at\u00e2t de grea.<\/p>\n

\u015ei, totodat\u0103, cea mai proast\u0103 idee pentru o popula\u0163ie a c\u0103rei via\u0163\u0103 se schimba peste noapte \u00een moduri imprevizibile.<\/p>\n

Am tot auzit \u015fi citit de poli\u0163i\u015fti abuzivi din diverse col\u0163i\u015foare ale \u0163\u0103rii, c\u0103rora li se c\u0103\u015funa pe unii \u015fi pe al\u0163ii, \u015fi le-au aplicat amenzi peste amenzi. Inclusiv pentru faze de genul: Ai scris aici c\u0103 mergi la supermarket, dar te-am v\u0103zut intr\u00e2nd \u00een farmacie.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd creezi o p\u00e2rghie care s\u0103-i permit\u0103 organului rom\u00e2n s\u0103 mulg\u0103 amend\u0103, you can bet your soul c\u0103 o parte m\u0103car o s-o mulg\u0103, \u0219i, cum nu se \u0219tia din prima c\u0103 amenzile lor fi anulate, chestia asta a tot alimentat stres \u0219i nemul\u021bumire.<\/p>\n

\u0218ti\u021bi care mi se pare o posibil\u0103 surs\u0103 a conspira\u021biilor?<\/p>\n

EXACT ACEST stres, aceast\u0103 nemul\u021bumire.<\/p>\n

Omul simplu \u0219i needucat nu poate adeseori s\u0103 formuleze \u00een argumente cu sens: Mi se pare nedrept s\u0103 scriu sau s\u0103 printez h\u00e2r\u021boaga asta \u00een fiecare zi, \u0219i s\u0103 dau sociteal\u0103 de fiecare minu\u021bel. (\u021aine\u021bi minte cum, la \u00eenceput, erau cu orele de deplasare, de la \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la?) \u0218i atunci mi-e mai simplu s\u0103 inventez sau s\u0103 pun botul la o teorie fantasmagoric\u0103 bazat\u0103 \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pe fric\u0103, s\u0103 justific faptul c\u0103 m\u0103 opun, v\u0103dit sau doar bomb\u0103nind \u00een barb\u0103.<\/p>\n

Declara\u021bia a fost cea mai proast\u0103 idee de gestionare a situa\u021biei, \u0219i, pe undeva, a reprezentat \u0219i o violare a intimit\u0103\u021bii. Nu am consultat un avocat \u00een privin\u021ba modului \u00een care preten\u021bia s\u0103-\u021bi pui toate datele personale pe h\u00e2rtia aia se bate cap \u00een cap cu GDPR.<\/p>\n

De ce trebuie eu s\u0103 dau raport unde m\u0103 duc, \u00een ordinea drumurilor? \u00cen fond, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenghesui \u00een fundul clientului din fa\u021ba mea \u0219i la farmacie. Pot s\u0103 stau bot \u00een bot cu Maricica \u0219i la magazinul de vizavi. Simpla raportare a destina\u021biilor nu garanteaz\u0103 cu nimic respectarea distan\u021b\u0103rii, sau a regulilor aferente.<\/p>\n

A\u0219adar, cu \u00eencetarea obligativit\u0103\u021bii de a declara unde mergi \u0219i c\u00e2t o s\u0103 stai, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 senza\u021bia aia iritant\u0103, c\u0103 statul e ad\u00e2nc \u00eenfipt \u00een anusul t\u0103u \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi controleaz\u0103 fiecare pas. Dac\u0103 \u00eemi pl\u0103cea asta, probabil c\u0103 eram m\u0103ritat\u0103 \u00een acest moment.<\/p>\n

E un prim pas spre o revenire la normal.<\/p>\n

Sigur, eu \u00een continuare sunt omul vulnerabil la boli respiratorii \u0219i cu imunitatea \u00een pioneze, drept care, o s\u0103 mai stau ferit\u0103 o vreme, just to make sure. Dar faptul c\u0103 nu mai am de dat cu subsemnata \u0219i s\u0103 spun c\u0103 merg la butic, dar nu la \u0103la din st\u00e2nga, ci la \u0103la din dreapta, e de natur\u0103 s\u0103-mi bucure sufletul mic \u0219i negru.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n

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