{"id":19614,"date":"2020-05-20T12:32:57","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T09:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19614"},"modified":"2020-05-20T12:47:06","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T09:47:06","slug":"ironia-cruda-a-sortii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ironia-cruda-a-sortii\/","title":{"rendered":"Ironia crud\u0103 a sor\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"

Avem primul deces oficial al unei persoane publice \u00een urma unei complica\u021bii provocate de boala anului \u0219i – uimire – e o \u00eenalt\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 bisericeasc\u0103 ortodox\u0103.<\/p>\n

A nu se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 m\u0103 bucur de r\u0103ul altuia. N-am f\u0103cut-o niciodat\u0103 \u0219i nu m\u0103 apuc acum. Regret c\u0103 acest lucru a trebuit s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple \u0219i regret c\u0103 s-a ajuns aici.<\/p>\n

Dar nu pot uita modul \u00een care reprezentan\u021bii bisericii \u0219i trompetele lor au c\u0103utat, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ultima clip\u0103, s\u0103 instige dacii verzi fanatici s\u0103 ias\u0103 la \u00eenviere, buluc, pentru c\u0103, din punctul lor de vedere, era mai important\u0103 cutia milei dec\u00e2t s\u0103n\u0103tatea \u0219i buna condi\u021bie a oamenilor pe care au primit misiunea s\u0103-i slujeasc\u0103 spiritual.<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 nu pot uita emisiunea aia ru\u0219inoas\u0103 de Pa\u0219te a fanaticului George Grigoriu \u0219i a narcisistului histrionic Dan Puric, toate abera\u021biile sfid\u0103toare la adresa \u0219tiin\u021bei, toate dumele de agitatori cu care ace\u0219tia au \u00eencercat s\u0103 conving\u0103 spectatorul c\u0103 e \u00eenc\u0103pc\u0103nat \u00een propria cas\u0103 ca nu \u0219tiu care intelectual anticomunist la canal, sau a\u0219a ceva, \u0219i c\u0103 e victima m\u0103surilor luate pentru protec\u021bia lui.<\/p>\n

Chiar ieri \u00eemi scria un cunoscut: Loreno, co*** nici nu exist\u0103. Cuno\u0219ti pe cineva care are boala?<\/p>\n

Nu, \u0219i v\u0103 spun \u0219i de ce.<\/p>\n

Pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een istoria modern\u0103,\u00a0 autorit\u0103\u021bile rom\u00e2ne s-au actually mobilizat<\/strong>, au \u021binut lumea \u00een cas\u0103, au s\u0103ltat lumea de la vam\u0103 \u0219i din aeroport \u0219i au b\u0103gat-o instant \u00een carantin\u0103, \u0219i s-a creat aceast\u0103 senza\u021bie GRE\u0218IT\u0102 de siguran\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 e ok, boala e o conspira\u021bie a masonilor cu reptilienii \u0219i cu Bill Gates \u0219i cu asocia\u021bia pentru salvarea maimu\u021bei cu fund ro\u0219u \u0219i cu SRI \u0219i cu SIE \u0219i cu produc\u0103torii de smartphones \u0219i cu companiile farmaceutice s\u0103 te \u021bin\u0103 pe tine \u00een cas\u0103 \u00een timp ce toate petrecerile se \u021bin f\u0103r\u0103 tine.<\/p>\n

De aceea nu suntem o a doua Lombardie.<\/p>\n

Lucru care probabil c\u0103 se va schimba acum c\u00e2nd s-a dat liber la petrecere, \u0219i cel pu\u021bin ieri, \u00een zona mea, lumea a f\u0103cut g\u0103\u0219ti, a stat pe afar\u0103 \u0219i a vorbit bot \u00een bot, de mai aveau un pic \u0219i se \u0219i apucau de o orgie public\u0103. Am sunat-o instant pe mama s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een continuare \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 n-a pus botul la conspira\u021bii.<\/p>\n

E greu s\u0103 faci pe oameni s\u0103 accepte izolarea. Nu e \u00een natura lor. \u0218i din acest punct de vedere, Biserica Catolic\u0103 a fost un aliat, \u0219i\/a convins credincio\u0219ii s\u0103 stea acas\u0103, s-a rugat cu ei pe Zoom, pe WhatsApp, pe Facebook live, pe Instagram live, pe YouTube live (care, apropo, se mai \u0219i monetizeaz\u0103, deci rezolvai cutia milei f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 expui credincio\u0219ii degeaba, \u00een special c\u0103 majoritatea fac parte DIN GRUPA DE V\u00c2RST\u0102 VULNERABIL\u0102.<\/p>\n

Modul \u00een care s-a purtat Biserica Ortodox\u0103, cu toate discursurile menite s\u0103 conving\u0103 credincio\u0219ii c\u0103 boala e o minciun\u0103, s\u0103-i ambi\u021bioneze s\u0103 ias\u0103 din case, cu toate vizitele de sfin\u021bire la domiciliu prin care au infectat n persoane, cu toate victimiz\u0103rile aberante care comparau domiciliul omului cu \u00eenchisoarea \u0219i hr\u0103neau aceast\u0103 dram\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 sens, c\u0103 ai fi nedrept\u0103\u021bit cu ceva, a fost INCON\u0218TIENT. IRESPONSABIL. INUMAN.<\/p>\n

Toate linguri\u021bele cu \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219anie plimbate din gur\u0103-n gur\u0103, idee care \u00eemi d\u0103 cringe \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 o pandemie.<\/p>\n

Toate \u00eenco\u021bopenirile \u00een “tradi\u0163ie”, \u00een dauna s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii omului de care r\u0103spunzi \u00een fa\u0163a lui Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n

Toate v\u0103ic\u0103relile infantile, c\u0103 vaaai, cum s\u0103 nu facem frumos de Pa\u015fte, adresate unui grup de oameni care \u015fi-au asumat<\/strong> s\u0103 stea f\u0103r\u0103 venituri \u00eenc\u0103 din martie, s\u0103 nu reprezinte focare de infec\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

\u015ei acum, prima celebritate din Rom\u00e2nia care moare de co*** e un \u00eenaltpreasfin\u0163it.<\/p>\n

Unii cititori ai mei cred \u00een Dumnezeu, al\u0163ii nu. \u015ei e dreptul fiec\u0103ruia \u00een parte s\u0103 cread\u0103 \u00een ce dore\u015fte.<\/p>\n

Dar, dac\u0103 exist\u0103 un Dumnezeu, acest prim deces e ca o palm\u0103 divin\u0103 adresat\u0103 unei biserici pentru care grija fa\u0163\u0103 de credincios e pe ultimul loc.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 n-ar fi vie\u0163i de oameni la mijloc, aproape c\u0103 ar fi amuzant.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n

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